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# Funny Jokes

> Funny-jokes.com is a long-running British humour site (since 2004) by Will and Guy: thousands of clean, family-friendly jokes, funny stories, true-but-unbelievable stories, funny pictures, quizzes and trivia, organised by topic and by holiday (Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, St Patrick's Day, New Year).

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## Posts
- [Portsmouth Interesting Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/portsmouth_interesting_facts.htm): Interesting facts about Portsmouth, Hampshire England. Portsmouth appears on the oldest surviving route map of Great Britain
- [The Voynich Manuscript](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/voynich_manuscript.htm): What's intriguing about Voynich Manuscript is that it's written in a language that nobody can decipher.
- [The Shrovetide Spectre](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/ashbourne_shrovetide_sceptre.htm): When is Shrove Tuesday? It is Easter that fixes the date of Shrove Tuesday (Pancake day). See our pancake jokes. A Welshman, an Englishman and an American were having a drink.
- [Snails](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/snails.htm): Will and Guy's collection of interesting snail jokes, stories and pictures.
- [Fantastic Illusion](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_fantastic_illusion4.htm): Fantastic illusion with spinning dots. What Guy found was that he could control the spinning by widening his eyes, developing a sort of far-away look.
- [Prince William and Kate Baby](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/prince_william_kate.htm): Prince William and Kate baby. The first child of The Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge will be the third in line to the British throne.
- [Olympic Scandals](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympic_scandals2.htm): Olympic scandals, bribery and dishonour. Guy feels outraged by Boris Onishchenko's cheating in the Pentathlon fencing. Aside from drug taking this was the most blatant, and especially the most pre-meditated, cheating unearthed at any Olympic Games
- [15 Untranslatable Words](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/untranslatable_words.htm): Funny untranslatable words in English. Here are examples where a single foreign word or phrase conveys the concept, but all attempts at translation into English leave something missing.
- [Cousins’ Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/cousins_day.htm): This is the day to try and remember all the names of our parent's children.
- [Interesting Articles for January 2014](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/january_w1_2014.htm): Interesting Articles for January 2014, selected by Will and Guy
- [Cake Art](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/cake_art.htm): Cake Art. Beautifully decorated cakes can be a joy to behold, but cakes decorated to resemble famous pieces of art raise the bar of artistic appreciation to a new level!
- [Funny Archaeology Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_archaeology_jokes.htm): Funny archaeology jokes. Archaeologists are fickle. They're always dating other people. See more archaeological humour.
- [Funny Syndromes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_syndromes.htm): Funny syndromes as in amusing, and also funny as in peculiar. Capgras Delusion
- [Funny Ancient History Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_ancient_history_jokes.htm): Funny ancient history jokes. Philogelos, or 'The Laughter Lover', a book of wisecracks.
- [Clean Circus Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/clean_circus_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's Funny Circus Jokes Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?' Funny Circus Jokes Circus…
- [Funny Wine Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_wine_jokes.htm): Funny wine jokes and amusing pictures. The first recruiting station for US Marines was a bar. The oldest known recipe - is for beer!
- [Gardening Jokes and Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_gardening.htm): Gardening jokes and funny stories. If you wish to be happy forever and ever, make a garden.
- [Funny Anagrams](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/funny_anagrams.htm): Funny anagrams. Example MOTHER-IN-LAW becomes Woman Hitler. GEORGE BUSH: Transforms into: HE BUGS GORE
- [Amusing Telegrams](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/amusing_telegrams.htm): Amusing Telegrams. Interesting and funny cables; most of which are true!
- [Funny Foody Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/foody_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's funny foody jokes. Bakeries show how well their business is doing with a pie chart.
- [Funny World Cup Jokes and Football Stories Brazil 2014](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_2014.htm): Jokes for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Why won't the English fans get a cup of tea during the Italy game? All the mugs are on the field.
- [Lateness Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/lateness_humour.htm): Lateness humour, jokes funny stories based around being late. Suddenly his rod bent double, and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool...
- [Funny Eye Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_eye_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's Selection of Amusing Eye Jokes and Pictures.
- [Funny Goat Stories and Amusing Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_goat.htm): Funny goat pictures, jokes and funny stories. Phil and Andy are out hiking through the woods when they notice a big, deep hole near the track ...
- [Santa Claus Shot](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_santa_shot.htm): Santa Claus shot. When he got home that night, he carried the rented Santa suit in one arm and his gun in the other.
- [Wood Stacking Art](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/wood_stacking_art.htm): Wood stacking art. The next time you are stacking wood take inspiration from these examples. Combine the science of stack stability with the art of creating an wood sculpture.
- [3D Optical Illusions](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_3d_optical_illusion.htm): 3D Optical Illusions Drawing such as the devil's tuning fork are examples of impossible objects.
- [Cheese Jokes and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_cheese.htm): Will and Guy's Cheese jokes and funny stories. Goat cheese catches fire in Norway. Eau de Stilton.
- [Polish Jokes and Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/polish_jokes.htm): Polish jokes and clean short stories. One day a Pole rushed into a solicitor's office and asked the lawyer to arrange a divorce.
- [Amusing Italian Court Cases](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/amusing_italian_court_cases.htm): Each country has legal practices that seem strange to outsiders. Here are tales from Italy's legal system.
- [Funny Health and Safety Reasons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_health_safety_reasons.htm): Funny health and safety reasons. Our Top 10 'Bizarre Bans' for Health and Safety Reasons.
- [Cat and Dog Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/cat_dog_stories.htm): Cat and Dog Stories. A cat and a dog, which have recently given birth in China, are taking it in turns to look after the 'kids'.
- [Sea Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/sea_stories.htm): Sea stories. Will and Guy's collection of jokes, articles and amusing pictures of the sea.
- [The Rio Olympics 2016](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/rio_olympics_2016.htm): Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Olympics 2016. Olympiad XXXI
- [London Olympics Stamps (Sitting Events)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympic_stamps_royal_mail.htm): London Olympic Games Royal Mail Stamps. Commerative stamps GB gold medal winners at sitting events London 2012.
- [London Olympics GB Stamps](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympic_stamps_london.htm): London Olympic Games Stamps. The Royal Mail issued a commerative stamp for each GB gold medal winner at the London 2012 Olympic Games.
- [Sailor Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/sailor_stories.htm): Will and Guy's favourite sailor stories. Interesting and funny tales about sea dogs, mariners, navy escapades and even pirates.
- [Portchester History](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/portchester_history.htm): History of Portchester. This Hampshire, England town is of partly Roman origin, from Latin Portus (a harbour) and Old English Saxon - Ceaster (Roman fort).
- [Cat Stories for Children](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/cat_stories_children.htm): Cat Stories for Children. We have lots of tales about moggies; some are true stories, while others have been written specially for kids.
- [Bee Stories and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/bee_stories.htm): Bee Stories and Jokes. Sniffer bees have been trained to detect bombs.
- [International Happiness Day – March 20th](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/happiness_day_march20.htm): In 2012 the United Nations General Assembly unanimously decreed March 20th as the International Happiness Day. Will and Guy have collected humour to match this occasion.
- [Charles Dickens](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/charles_dickens.htm): A Funny and True Story about Charles Dickens. His life history and writing life.
- [Atlantic Puffin](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/atlantic_puffin.htm): Atlantic Puffin, sailors call him the 'clown of the sea'.
- [Snow Dogs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/snow_dogs.htm): Amusing pictures of dog sculptures in snow. Here is Will and Guy's selection of snow dogs and other interesting alternative sculptures to snow men.
- [Nuns Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/nuns.htm): Nuns Humour. Priest and nun funny stories and clean jokes. Two priests were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy
- [Internet Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/index.htm): Internet Humour and Memes. Godwins' Rule, Doug Welsh's Greenock
- [Funny Husband Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_husband_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny husband stories and jokes. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary...
- [Funny Biology Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_biology_jokes.htm): Funny biology jokes. Bunny, an unemployed biologist was having considerable difficulty in finding a new job. He finally saw an ad in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo.
- [Funny Sheep Pictures and Videos](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_sheep.htm): Funny Sheep Pictures and Videos The farmers are led by a reknowned Welsh sheep herding champion and the effects are produced by the light emitting diodes (LEDs) strapped the sheep's back.
- [Funny Horse Jokes, Stories and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_horse_jokes.htm): Horse jokes. Will and Guy's collection of hilarious horsey humour.
- [Olympic Stamps](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympic_stamps.htm): Olympic Games Stamps. Very Unusual Olympic Stamps: Berlin Olympics of 1916. Philately Jokes
- [A Modern Christmas Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_story.htm): Will and Guy's love examples of modern versions of the Christmas story.
- [American Indian Heritage Day in United States](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/american_indian_heritage_day.htm): Celebrated on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Maryland even have a state holiday in honor of American Indian Heritage Day.
- [Funny Ass Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/ass_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's collection of ass jokes. Donkey stories and funny pictures.
- [Funny Bull Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/bull_stories.htm): Funny bull stories and amusing pictures. An irate bull caused traffic chaos in Scotland recently after escaping from a field with a bucket stuck on its head.
- [National Day of Prayer](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/national_day_prayer.htm): National Prayer Day - 1st Thursday in May. Here is an interesting concept. Joining with people of all religions for a day of prayer.
- [Christmas Jokes for Teachers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_jokes_teachers.htm): Christmas Jokes for Teachers. Here are Christmas jokes especially selected for their appeal to teachers.
- [School Pun Lists](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/school_pun_list.htm): School Pun List. Will says a little humour makes it easy to control a class. Guy says collecting pupil's unintentional puns was what kept him sane.
- [Greek Wedding](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/greek_wedding.htm): Groom wedding speech jokes. A young Greek man called Theo, announces to his mother that he's fallen in love and that he is contemplating marriage.
- [Gentlemen Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/gentlemen_jokes.htm): Gentlemen Jokes. A Gentleman is like a motor car, As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get worn...
- [Mardi Gras](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/mardi_gras.htm): Mardi Gras: Another Level of Partying. Celebrations have some of the most amazing costumes, dancers, and performances worldwide.
- [St Louis 1904 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1904_st_louis.htm): St Louis 1904 Olympic Games. The III Olympiad produced innovations, they were the first to award gold, silver and bronze medals.
- [The Ultimate Train Set](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/train_set_german.htm): German train set. This is unbelievable - I've never seen anything like it ever. Check it out, you will be amazed.
- [Sister’s Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/sisters_day.htm): Sister's Day should be a day for a brother to say, 'sorry for teasing you'. See Sister's Day on the first Friday in August.
- [Funny Golf Club Phone Calls](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/golf_phone_calls.htm): Funny Golf Club Phone Calls. It is hard to believe that these 'phone calls have been made by people who actually PLAY golf.
- [Dangerous Golf Courses](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/dangerous_golf_courses.htm): Dangerous Golf Courses. We ought to include the fact that it has live landmines scattered throughout the rough!
- [Jokes for Canadian Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/canada_day.htm): Jokes for Canada Day July 1st. There are two seasons in Canada - winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st. Did they chop all your firewood?
- [The Worst Way to Crash a Car](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/worst_way_crash_car.htm): The Worst Way To Crash a Car. Damage, Injuries and Death in Vehicles
- [Funny Vuvezula Pictures World Cup 2010](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_2010_vuvuzela.htm): Will and Guy's collection of amusing Vuvezula cartoons and images from the 2010 Football World Cup in South Africa.
- [Swan Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/swans.htm): Swan stories. Here is Will and Guy's collection of stories, accounts and humour featuring British swans.
- [Funny Advice From Children](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_advice_from_children.htm): Funny Advice From Children. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Armir, 9.
- [Funny Irish Wedding Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/irish_wedding_jokes.htm): When we decided to research Irish Weddings we were looking for something relaxed, informal and perhaps a little bit different to what we are used to in Great Britain.
- [Olympic Games History 1896 -2012](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/index.htm): Olympic Games History 1896-2012. A list of the dates and venues for the Modern Olympic Games.
- [The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/queens_diamond_jubilee.htm): Queen's Diamond Jubilee. The Queen ascended to the throne on 6th February 1952. However, her Coronation took place the following year on the 2nd of June 1953.
- [Christmas Cat Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_cats_stories.htm): Christmas Cat Stories. It constantly amazes me the scrapes that these felines get themselves into - then out of.
- [Unusual Buildings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/unusual_structures.htm): Over 40 unusual structures. I think that it's an understatement to say that these buildings are unusual, several seem out of this world.
- [Crazy Stairs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/crazy_stairs.htm): Crazy stairs. Here is our collection of unusual staircases; some are in house, others are outdoors, while go to nowhere.
- [Titanic True Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/titanic_true_story.htm): Titanic True Story. This White Star passenger liner struck an iceberg on her maiden voyage from Southampton, England, to New York City, and sank on 15th April 1912.
- [Thai New Year](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/thai_new_year.htm): Songkran is the Thai celebration of new year. It has its own rituals and provides a wonderful spectacle for three days every April
- [Funny Easter Jokes For Kids](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_easter_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's funny Easter jokes for kids. Question: Why did the Easter egg hide? Answer: He was a little chicken!
- [Funny Science Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_science_jokes.htm): Funny Science Jokes. Science often seems mysterious, and thus is a fruitful ground for humour.
- [Interesting Cars](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/interesting_cars.htm): The sheer variety of cars is fascinating, even thought the number of companies making cars is declining, the interest in cars especially for boys remains strong.
- [Chinese Totems](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/chinese_totems.htm): Chinese Totems: The Chinese will find any way to make a living. This is an example of how resourceful the Chinese people are.
- [Funny Pope Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/pope_jokes.htm): Funny clean Pope jokes. 'Please slow down, Your Holiness' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear police sirens.
- [Sydney Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_2000_sydney.htm): The Sydney 2000 Olympic gamis is remembered for Cathy Freeman winning the 400m
- [Atlanta 1996 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1996_atlanta.htm): Atlanta 1996 Olympic Games. Michael Johnson's double success over 200 and 400m was the first for a man in Olympic history.
- [Berlin 1936 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1936_berlin.htm): Berlin 1936 Olympic Games. Jesse Owens stole the show-winning his three individual events and adding a fourth gold medal in the 4x100-meter relay
- [Los Angeles 1932 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1932_los_angeles.htm): Los Angeles 1932 Olympic Games. The X Olympiad at Los Angeles was the first to feature a photo-finish camera
- [Paris 1900 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1900_paris.htm): Paris 1900 Olympic Games. A feature of the II Olympiad was how long it was. The the Paris Olympiad went on and on for 5 months.
- [Mexico 1968 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1968_mexico.htm): Mexico 1968 Olympic Games. Bob Beamon is one of a hand full of athletes that is synonymous with an Olympic Games and an event. His spectacular long jump of 8.90m lasted as a world record for 22 years.
- [Funny Maths Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_maths_jokes.htm): Funny Maths Jokes. Will and Guy are both qualified schoolteachers, what we have found is there are three kinds of mathematicians; those who can count and those who can't.
- [Windows 8 Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/windows8_jokes.htm): Windows 8 jokes and funny pictures. If you play that Microsoft CD backward you hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it installs Windows 8.
- [The History of the Olympic Games – 1896 Athens](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1896_athens.htm): Athens 1896 History of the Olympic Games. It was fitting that first 'Modern' celebration was held in Athens, the scene of those ancient games. in the modern era
- [When Is Mother’s Day 2012](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/mothers_day_when.htm): In the UK, the date of Mother's Day is 3 weeks before Easter. Servants' masters would give them an annual day off to see their parents, this became Mothering Sunday.
- [Funny Wedding Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_wedding_pictures.htm): Will and Guy's collection of amusing wedding pictures of the bride, the groom and anything to do with the nuptuals.
- [Valentine Cats and Dogs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_cats.htm): Valentine's Day cats and dogs trivia. My, what a big heart you have.
- [Christian Easter Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/christian_easter_jokes.htm): Christian Easter Jokes. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Cusworth to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
- [Good Friday Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/good_friday_jokes.htm): Good Friday Jokes. Which day of the year do chickens hate the most? Good Fry-day!
- [April Fools 2012 Hoaxes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_april_fools_2012.htm): April Fools 2012 hoaxes, fakes and spoofs for Apr 1st. Watch out for for money giveaways at a specific address.
- [April Fools Computer Pranks](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/april_fool_computer_pranks.htm): April Fools Computer Pranks. These are only funny if you are in the right mood. The extra factor on 'All Fool's Day', is that the victim too has to be in the right mood for the hoax.
- [Shakespeare’s Day 23rd April](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/shakespeares_day.htm): Shakespeare's Day - 23rd April. Famous Shakespearean Quotes From Hamlet
- [Funny Navy Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/funny_navy_pictures.htm): Funny Navy pictures and Naval jokes. Last week Alec Jones was home on leave ....
- [Funny Air Force Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/funny_airforce_pictures.htm): Funny air force pictures. All this talk of defence cuts stimulates production of inovative alternative aircraft.
- [Funny Donkey Jokes, Stories and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_donkey_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's collection of donkey jokes, stories and funny donkey pictures.
- [Robin – A Bird of Pray](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/robin_bird_of_pray.htm): Robin - Bird of Pray. Will brings you a story from Portchester. Amusing pictures of robins.
- [Large Artificial Xmas Trees](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/large_artificial_xmas_trees.htm): Large Artificial Xmas Trees. Will and Guy think that these monster trees are best seen outdoors and at night when their lights displays come into their own
- [Funny Painter and Decorator Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_painter_decorator.htm): Funny Painter and Decorator Pictures. Will and Guy have discovered that more than 200 people are killed at work in the United Kingdom each year.
- [Lightning Strikes Ground](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/lightning_strikes_ground.htm): Lightning strikes ground pictures. Here are cases where the photographer was in the right place at the right time to capture lighting striking the ground.
- [Morning Glory Cloud in Australia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/australia_morning_glory_cloud.htm): Australian Morning Glory Cloud. These PowerPoint slides were photographed in the Gulf of Carpentaria, Northern Australia. See how hang gliders surf the cloud waves.
- [Thanksgiving Date 2013 November 28th](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/november_thanksgiving_date_2013.htm): Thanksgiving Date 2013 November 23rd. These are the themes for Thanksgiving Day traditions, the turkey supper, parading in the town and giving thanks.
- [Children with Santa](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/children_with_santa.htm): Children meeting with Santa Claus can be special, magical, or as in these stories - amusing. The men who put on the red suit are spilling the beans about how kids behave on Santa's lap
- [Funny Santa Letters](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_santa_letters.htm): Funny Santa Letters. Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny Children's correspondence to and from Father Christmas, Pere Noel and Kris Kringle.
- [Memorial Day – Last Monday in May](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/memorial_day.htm): Memorial Day, originally called Decoration Day, is a day of remembrance for those who have died in the service of the USA.
- [Funny Dyslexic Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/dyslexic_signs.htm): Funny Dyslexic Signs. Pour spelling - Solw down! Guy taught dyslexics for 10 years and for some it was a blessing rather than a curse.
- [The World’s Happiest Cities](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/happy_cities.htm): World's Happiest Cities. Here is a lovely PowerPoint Presentation capturing just why these cities are the happiest in the world.
- [Texas Independence Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/texas_independence_day.htm): Texas Independence Day jokes. On March 2, 1836 Texas declared independence from Mexico and thus declared itself a Republic.
- [Funny Halloween Drinks](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_drinks.htm): Funny Halloween Drinks. Everyone has their favorite tipple at Samhain; see our pumpkin ale, witches brew and dracula's cocktail.
- [Funny Drinking or Yoga Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_drinking_yoga.htm): Are you at a loss for an evening's activity? Which would you prefer, yoga exercises or drinking?
- [London Olympics 1948 – Interesting Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1948_london.htm): London Olympics 1948 interesting facts. A brief history of Olympiad XIV, this was the 2nd time the Olympic Games has been held in London, the star was Fanny Blankers-Koen
- [World Maths Day 1st March](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/world_maths_day.htm): Jokes for World Maths Day. In mathematics you don't understand things; you just get used to them. Johann von Neumann. When is World Math Day? - March 1st
- [Π Pi Day Jokes – March 14th](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/pi_day_march_14.htm): Funny Pi Day jokes for March 14th. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? = Pi in the sky.
- [Short Halloween Ghost Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_ghost_stories.htm): Short Halloween ghost stories for children. Each year as the nights began to draw in, my uncle John would tell us this Halloween tale about a trick that he played in a graveyard.
- [Kumbh Mela – Indian Festival](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/kumbh_mela.htm): Kumbh Mala Indian festival; the world's most massive Act of Faith
- [Funny House Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_house_names.htm): Will and Guy are building a collection of amusing names of houses, flats and bungalows. Here is an example: Badde Manors.
- [Beautiful Train Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/train_pictures.htm): Beautiful Train Picture. Here are pictures of interesting trains taken and picturesque locations.
- [Funny Ladder Safety Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_ladder_safety.htm): Funny ladder safety pictures. How should you pass-by a ladder on a pavement? Walk underneath, and risk something falling, or walk around and risk being run-over by a car?
- [Chinese Love Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/chinese_love_stories.htm): Here are the best Chinese love stories that Will and Guy have found. No challenge is too great for lover from China.
- [Best of Love Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/best_love_quotes.htm): Best Love Quotes. Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says for the woman I love and the second, for my best friend.
- [Animal Love Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/animal_love_stories.htm): Animal love stories. Will and Guy have searched the internet to find the most interesting animal love stories.
- [Unlikely Animal Friends](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/unlikely_animal_friends.htm): Unlikely animal friends. Will and Guy have scoured the internet for tales of unlikely befriending in the animal kingdom. It's interesting how themes repeat, big cats, apes, pigs and tortoises.
- [Antwerp 1920 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1920_antwerp.htm): Antwerp 1920 Olympic Games. The VII Olympiad in Antwerp saw the birth of the famous Olympic flag made by interlocking five circles. The idea was to represent the unity and friendship of the human race.
- [Stupid Criminals](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/stupid_criminals.htm): Stupid criminals. Here is our collection of inept burglars, dumb robbers and petty criminals. One feature we noticed is the at every country seems to have it's share of brainless lawbreakers.
- [Halloween Sayings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_sayings.htm): Funny Halloween Sayings. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. – Kurt Vonnegut. Tis now the very witching time of night. William Shakespeare.
- [Paris 1924 Olympics](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1924_paris.htm): Paris 1924 Olympic Games. The gold medals won by British runners Harold Abrahams in the 100 meters and Eric Liddell in the 400 were chronicled in the 1981 Academy Award-winning film 'Chariots of Fire.'
- [Rugby World Cup Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/rugby_world_cup_jokes.htm): Rugby World Cup jokes and funny stories. You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late. See the funny NZ scrum machine.
- [Strange Bicycles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/strange_bike_pictures.htm): Strange bike pictures. Here are unusual pictures of bikes and similar two wheeled jalopies.
- [Funny Tricycle Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_tricycle.htm): Funny Tricycles Pictures Will and Guy have researched a variety of shapes for three-wheeled bikes, wooden and metal, twin-rear or inline wheeled trikes.
- [Funny Garage Doors](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_garage_doors.htm): Funny garage doors. Impress Your Neigbours With a Jet in the Garage. A company creates posters for garage doors that make it look as if it's actually showing the interior of your garage.
- [Funny Bride Cartoons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_bride_cartoons.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny bride cartoons. Here are amusing pictures showing how humour can make a great day funny and memorable.
- [Funny Golfing Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/funny_golfing_quotes.htm): Funny golfing quotes. I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play - Anon. Golfing jokes
- [Funny Cat Nap Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/cat_nap.htm): Funny Cat Nap. A whimsical pictorial portrait of sleeping cats in boxes in trays.
- [Eid ul-Fitr 2012](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/eid_ul_fitr_2012.htm): The 2012 Eid ul-Fitr (also spelt Eid al-Fitr) is on the 19th of August. Eid marks the last day of Ramadan or the 1st day of Shawwal.
- [Magh Mela – Indian Festival](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/magh_mela.htm): The Magh Mela is one of the greatest annual religious affairs for Hindus. Hindu mythology considers the origin of the Magh Mela to be the beginning of the Universe.
- [Funny Safety Tips](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_safety_tips.htm): Funny safety tips. Here is Will and Guy's collection of cartoons, posters, jokes and amusing articles featuring funny safety tips.
- [Stories for Children](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/childrens_stories.htm): We have collected true stories, takes, yarns and sagas suitable for boys and girls of all ages.
- [Funny Olympic Flames and Rings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/funny_olympics_flames.htm): Funny Olympics flames. Pictures and cartoons of amusing Olympic rings and flame.
- [Examples of Animals Collective Nouns](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_collective_noun_animals.htm): Animal collective nouns are always interesting. Who ever defined these group words clearly choose with care and humour. For example: 'A crash of rhinoceroses' ...
- [The Story of the Two Pebbles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/two_pebbles.htm): Two Pebbles Inspirational Wisdom. As you watch the PowerPoint presentation keep thinging of the difference between logical thoughts and 'lateral thinking'.
- [China Bridges](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/china_bridges.htm): This PowerPoint Presentation shows the best of Chinese bridges. China's Longest bridge is across Hangzhou Bay in the eastern coastal region of China.
- [Tiger Sighted in England](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/tiger_england.htm): Tiger sighted in England. Could this be the story of an escaped mascot from the Leicester Tigers rugby team.
- [Short Love Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/short_love_stories.htm): Short love stories. We have searched the internet for the best love stories to entertain our readers. Some are true; others are from history.
- [Funny Children’s Tree Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/childrens_tree_stories.htm): Funny children's tree stories. The tale of the mighty oak tree. Classic saga of the tree swing.
- [Funny But Clean Cricket Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/cricket_jokes.htm): Cricket jokes. What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman.
- [Indian Festivals](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/indian_festivals.htm): Indian festivals. Information on Hindu and Buddhist religious festivals, Diwali, Wesak or Budda Day
- [Republic Day India – 26th January](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/india_republic_day.htm): Republic Day India - 26th January. India became independent from the British Rule on 15th August, 1947. However, the country did not realise its own constitution until 26th January 1950.
- [Holi Festival of Colours](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/holi_festival_colours.htm): Holi Festival of Colours. Holi is a Hindu festival enjoyed in India and commemorates the victory of good over evil, brought about by the burning and destruction of the female demon named Holika.
- [Easter Dates](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/easter_dates.htm): Easter dates for the twenty teens. The calculation starts with the Vernal Equinox, on March 21st, then take the next full moon. Easter falls on the Sunday following.
- [Easter Celebration Around The World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/easter_celebrations.htm): Easter Celebrations around the world, Mardi Gras in USA, watering of the girls in Hungary, coloured eggs everywhere. Also parades are traditional in many cities.
- [Funny Snowman Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/snowman_stories.htm): Funny snowman stories. Will and Guy have collected these amusing stories of snowmen and snow women.
- [Santa Pictures For Kids](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_santa_children.htm): Funny Santa pictures for kids. Amusing cartoons of Santa Claus, Father Christmas Kris Kringle or Pere Noel - call him what you will.
- [Moon Jokes and Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_moon.htm): Funny moon jokes and pictures. A Native American myth says that the sun and moon are a chieftain and his wife and that the stars are their children.
- [Funny Economic Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_economic_jokes.htm): Funny Economic Jokes. If the bank returns your check marked 'Insufficient Funds,' you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- [Adverts From Bygone Times](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_bygone_times.htm): Funny adverts from bygone times. We categorise these bygone times adverts as dangerous, sexist, ageist and generally totally out of touch with the values in the 21st Century..
- [Funny and Absurd Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/absurd_signs.htm): Funny Church Signs. Unusual Church Sign - Toot'n Tell or Go to Hell. And a otice in a church parking lot. Trespassers will be baptised.
- [Funny Cat Sayings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_cat_sayings.htm): Funny cat sayings. Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one. Also, I got rid of my husband. – The cat was allergic.
- [A Story of Kindness](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_kindness.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of stories of kindness. One act of by a Good Samaritan that befell British writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly.
- [Funny Earth Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/earth_day_jokes.htm): Earth Day jokes. Obviously you can't confess all your sins in one go but must separate bottle, paper and plastic confessions. See more 'Eco Jokes' and funny pictures.
- [Stockholm 1912 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1912_stockholm.htm): Stockholm 1912 Olympic Games. 1924 was the first Olympic Games where the athletes were accommodated in an Olympic Village, a group of wood cabins
- [Lolcat – Funny Lol Cat Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_lolcat_pictures.htm): Will and Guy have decided to suppliment our selected lolcat pictures with interesting and fun prose/poetry.
- [Funny Cat Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_cat_jokes.htm): Funny cat jokes. Two female cats are sitting on the fence passing the time of day when a really handsome male cat walks by and winks at them.. More one-liners about felines.
- [Funny Cat Dog Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_cat_dog_pictures.htm): Funny cat dog pictures. Dogs and cats fighting, playing and even co-operating. Will and Guy have a collection of amusing images and cartoons.
- [World Environment Day Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/world_environment_day.htm): World Environment Day Quotes for June 5th. We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. – Native American Proverb
- [Nirvana Day – 15th February](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/nirvana_day.htm): Nirvana Day 15th February. To gain an insight into Nirvana read as many different accounts as possible and so build up a 3 dimensional picture of these beliefs.
- [Wesak Day 2011](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/wesak_day.htm): Wesak Indian festival. Budda Day. Buddha's birthday celebrated at the full moon in May.
- [Farming Jokes and Funny Farming Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_farming.htm): Will and Guy's funny farming jokes about cows and sheep. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.
- [International Womens Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/international_womens_day.htm): The very first International Women's Day was launched in Germany, by Clara Zetkin, in March 1911.
- [Chinese Ice Festival Harbin 2011](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_ice_festival.htm): Chinese Ice Festival. Harbin International Ice and Snow Festival in Harbin, Northeast China's Heilongjiang province.
- [Funny Kitten Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_kitten_pictures.htm): Funny cat pictures. Bumper page of cat photos, images, jokes and stories all featuring cats.
- [Seoul 1988 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1988_seoul.htm): Seoul 1988 Olympic Games. Ben Johnson disqualified, Roy Jones cheated of the gold medal. One tradition is for the host country to introduce a game of their choice. In Korea, table tennis made its first appearance in the Olympic Games.
- [Los Angeles 1984 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1984_los_angeles.htm): Los Angeles 1984 Olympic Games. This was Carl Lewis's games, he equalled the record of the great Jesse Owens by winning gold medals in the same 4 events, 100m, 200m, Long Jump and the sprint relay
- [Moscow 1980 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1980_moscow.htm): Moscow 1980 Olympic Games. A time spoilt by politics and boycotts. Daley Thompson won gold in the Decathlon. He would win again in 1984
- [Montreal 1976 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1976_montreal.htm): Montreal 1976 Olympic Games. Romanian gymnast Nadia Comaneci, who scored seven perfect 10s on her way to three gold medals
- [Munich 1972 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1972_munich.htm): Munich 1972 Olympic Games. The XX Olympiad has been for ever tainted by the massacre of Israeli athletes by Arab terrorists.
- [Tokyo 1964 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1964_tokyo.htm): Tokyo 1964 Olympic Games. Al Oerter is one of our top 10 Olympic heroes. He won his third discus gold medal in the Tokyo games, and would go on to win a fourth in Mexico city.
- [Rome 1960 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1960_rome.htm): Rome 1960 Olympic Games. In 1960, crown prince, later King Constantine of Greece, won a gold medal in the Dragon class.
- [Melbourne 1956 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1956_melbourne.htm): Melbourne 1956 Olympic Games. Vladamir Kuts broke the world record at both 5,000 and 10,000 meters.
- [Helsinki 1952 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1952_helsinki.htm): Helsinki 1952 Olympic Games. Emil Zátopek of Czechoslovakia won the 10,000 meters amd also won the 5,000 and the marathon.
- [Barcelona 1992 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1992_barcelona.htm): Barcelona 1992 Olympic Games. In each games politics plays a part, but in the case of Barcelona it was good news, South Africa returned to the fold, and Germany sent a unified team.
- [Poisson d’Avril – April Fool’s Day in France](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/poisson_davril.htm): Poisson d'Avril. April Fools day jokes from France and around the world. French schoolboys pin paper fish on their classmates.
- [Funny Farewell Speeches](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/farewell_speeches.htm): Funny farewell speeches. When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues present him with a watch.
- [Funny Canadian Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_canadian_jokes.htm): Funny Canadian jokes. Will and Guy have decided to include Canadian humour to balance our other funny pages which laugh at the Americans, Australians, Irish as well as the English.
- [Funny St Patrick Day Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_patrick_day_quotes.htm): Here are Will and Guy's collection of funny St Patrick Day Quotes Irish blessings, poems and toasts for 17th March.
- [Traditional Chinese Festivals](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_festivals.htm): Traditional Chinese festivals. In addition to the New Year celebrations, the Chinese have lantern, moon and even Valentine festivals to give the year focal points.
- [The Tree of Life](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/tree_life.htm): This is the 'Tree of Life' at the Animal Kingdom Park in Walt Disney World, Orlando Florida
- [British Royal Wedding Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/british_royal_wedding_jokes.htm): British Royal Wedding Jokes. On 29th April 2011 Prince William and Kate Middleton will marry at Westminster Abbey.
- [Funny Elephant Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/elephant_stories.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of elephant tales, reports and short stories.
- [Columbus Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/columbus_day_jokes.htm): Columbus Day jokes. The second Monday in October celebrates Christopher Columbus discovering America in 1492. Where did Columbus first land in America? On his feet!
- [Interesting Christmas Ice Scenes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_ice_scenes.htm): Here is a selection Will and Guy's Christmas ice scenes, and interesting vistas. Ice balls, snow-mobiles, ice horse sculptures and polar bears having fun.
- [Presidents’ Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/presidents_day_jokes.htm): The third Monday in February is when America celebrates Presidents' Day.
- [St Valentine’s Day Monday 14th February 2011](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_date_2011.htm): St Valentine's Day Monday 14th of February 2011. When is Valentine's Day 2011? History, humor and pictures.
- [Funny Safety At Work Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/safety_at_work_funny.htm): Funny safety as work pictures. You would not believe what people do at work. Even with the pictures, you may think some were faked, but Will and Guy cannot see the joins!
- [Valentine Angels and Cupids](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_angel.htm): Cupid, the Valentine angel, he always has his bow ready to fire an arrow into the heart of your beloved.
- [Funny Super Bowl Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/super_bowl_jokes.htm): Funny Super Bowl Jokes. The owner of a bar in Dallas Texas is holding a competition to find the 'perfect woman', the prize is a ticket for the Super Bowl. Here are the attributes....
- [Bad Jokes That Are Funny](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/bad_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's bad jokes that are funny. An old lady if I would check her balance. So I pushed her over! See more funny tales.
- [Food For Valentine’s Day – Fun Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_food_pictures.htm): Food for Valentine's Day. We feature fun pictures of main course, vegetable and desert for February 14th.
- [Thanksgiving Date 2011 November 24th](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/november_thanksgiving_date_2011.htm): Thanksgiving Date 2011 November 24th. There are 3 themes to Thanksgiving Day traditions, the family turkey meal, parading and giving thanks.
- [British Summer Time Ends](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/summer_time_ends.htm): It's always the last Sunday in October when Summer Time ends, and the clocks fall back.
- [St Catherine](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_catherine.htm): St Catherine's Day. One custom is that on 25th of November the girls should visit a statue of Saint Catherine, where they make a little prayer for a husband
- [Glorious Twelfth](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/glorious_twelfth.htm): Glorious Twelfth August. The date when grouse shooting starts in the UK.
- [Daylight Saving Time Ends](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/daylight_saving_time_ends.htm): It's always the first Sunday in November when daylight saving Time ends, and the clocks fall back.
- [China Day October 1st](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/china_day_oct1.htm): China Day October 1st. Celebration of the formation of Communist China on October 1st 1949.
- [Special Day Tomorrow](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/special_day_tomorrow.htm): Special day tomorrow. The purpose of this page is to give you ideas of anniversaries or interesting dates that are coming up soon.
- [National Poetry Day UK](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/national_poetry_day.htm): National Poetry Day UK. Great poets have a feeling for 'now'. They are able to put into words the feelings of an event, whether it's a battle, a love affair or a mundane walk in the park.
- [Grandparents Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/grandparents_day.htm): Grandparents Day jokes and funny stories. You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
- [Lunar New Year](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/lunar_new_year.htm): Lunar New Year - First New Moon. Logically, the lunar New Year is the first new moon after the winter solstice (21st December).
- [Chinese Moon Festival – Zhongqiujie](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_moon_festival.htm): Chinese Moon Festival (Zhongqiujie) moon cakes. The Mid-Autumn Festival 中秋節 is held on the 15th day of the eighth month in the Chinese calendar, which is usually around late September or early October in the Gregorian calendar.
- [Funny Chinese Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_chinese_signs.htm): Funny Chinese signs. The Kanji character writing system was invented in China. When translated into English it has endless opportunity to produce amusing phrases and thus create a funny Chinese sign.
- [Funny Snow Cartoons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_snow_cartoons.htm): Funny Snow Cartoons. Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny snow caricatures, cartoons and funny picture.
- [Funny Pharmacy Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_pharmacy_pictures.htm): Funny pharmacy pictures and pharmacist jokes. Sometimes things on the inside are not what they appear on the outside. This truism not only applies to the body, but also this funny pharmacy cabinet.
- [World-wide New Year Customs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/world-wide_new_year_customs.htm): World-wide New Year customs and traditions. Carrying a Suitcase - In Venezuela, Argentina, Bolivia, and Mexico, those with hopes of travelling in the New Year carry a suitcase around the house at midnight.
- [New Year Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/new_year_quotes.htm): New Year quotes. A dog's New Year's Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand.
- [Doctor Cartoon Collection](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/doctor_cartoon.htm): Funny Doctor cartoon selection. Will and Guy's comic images to speed-up patient recovery.
- [Funny Welsh Rugby Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/welsh_rugby_jokes.htm): Funny Welsh rugby jokes. Dai 'Eighteen months' - he only had an ear and a half. At Bedwas Cecil would for ever be known as a futility player'.
- [Real Snowman Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_snowman_real.htm): Real snowman pictures. The images come from a variety of countries, and the snowmen are adorned with ingenious accessories.
- [Kwanzaa Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/kwanzaa_jokes.htm): Kwanzaa jokes and funny stories. Fastest growing New Year Festival 26th December to 1st January
- [Funny Onomatopoeia Examples](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_onomatopoeia_examples.htm): Onomatopoeia is a where a word sounds like the thing that it is describing. For example, 'BOOM' 'cuckoo', or the 'bee buzzes'.
- [Funny Santa Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_santa_quotes.htm): Funny Santa quotes. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus! Who's the bane of Santa's life?
- [Snowmen With Rabbits](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_snowman_rabbits.htm): Will and Guy have collected these pictures of snowman with rabbits, squirrels even cats and dogs.
- [Really Funny Surnames](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_names_surnames.htm): Really Funny Surnames. In modern times people have become increasingly embarrassed to hold 'funny' and unusual last names that may make other people laugh.
- [Lightning Bolt Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_lightning_bolt.htm): Lightning bolt pictures. The reason a lightning bolt doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time. Willie Tyler.
- [Funniest Christmas Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_jokes_funniest.htm): Funniest Christmas Jokes. What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.
- [Adult Christmas Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/christmas_jokes_adults.htm): Adult Christmas jokes. Please note: this is Christmas humour for adults, and not risqué adult Christmas jokes.
- [Funny Snowman Carrot Nose Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/snowman_carrot_nose.htm): Funny snowman carrot nose pictures. Rabbit wants snowmen's carrot snouts! Also How to build a snowman.
- [Funny Santa Cartoons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_santa_cartoons.htm): Funny Santa Cartoons. Will and Guy's collection of amusing Santa Claus caricatures, stories and pictures.
- [Christmas Bon-Bon Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/bon_bon_cracker_jokes.htm): Christma Bon Bon jokes, funny cracker riddles. Question:- Where do Snow-women like to dance? Answer@ At Snowballs.
- [Chinese Wedding Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/chinese_wedding.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of Chinese wedding pictures in general and brides' dresses in particular.
- [Funny Snow Women](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_snow_women.htm): Funny snow women pictures. Will and Guy have collected cartoons and images of snowwomen. See our pregnant snow woman and her babies.
- [Catherinettes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/catherinettes.htm): Catherinettes Day 25th of November. In France women who reach the age of 25 and are not married are called Catherinettes. Jokes, humour...
- [Christmas Parables – Will and Guy’s Stories with Meaning](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/xmas_stories.htm): Will and Guy's collection of Christmas stories. Harry's brother gave him a car as a Christmas present.
- [Christmas Tree Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_tree_stories.htm): Christmas tree stories. One Christmas Eve the trees in a wood were very unhappy. They wished to keep Christmas, but they did not know how.
- [Christmas Traditions Around The World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_traditions_world.htm): Christmas Traditions Around The World. Mexico has a famous Christmas Radish festival. The Germany custom was to hold 'knocking Nights' on the three Thursdays before Christmas
- [Christmas News Stories Around The World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_news_stories.htm): Christmas news stories from around the world. Here is Will and Guy's collection of reports, gossip and rumour all with a festive theme.
- [Funniest Irish Jokes and Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/irish_jokes_funniest.htm): Funniest Irish jokes. Due to a water shortage Dublin swimming baths are planning to close lanes 5 and 6.
- [Christmas Tree Pictures from Around the World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_tree_pictures.htm): Christmas tree pictures of lights in different countries.
- [Cranky People](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/cranky_people.htm): Cranky People. True cranks are regarded part with suspicion, part with awe. Perhaps everyone has an idea which others regard as madcap or screwball.
- [Funny Computer One-liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_one_liners.htm): Funny computer one-liners. 'I'm looking for a mystery adventure game you know, something really challenging ... Have you tried Vista?' 'Well,' replies the shop assistant, 'Have you tried Windows Vista?'.
- [The History of Santa Claus](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/history_santa_claus.htm): The History of Santa Claus. From pagan festivals, to the story of St Nicholas; from Washington Irvines's Knickerbocker's History of New York to Coca-Cola's red coat.
- [Funny Snow Story – Shoveling](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_snow_shoveling.htm): Funny snow story about shoveling. 20 inches of the white stuff forecast for today. I sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
- [Lightning Pics](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/lightning_pics.htm): Lightning pics. Lightning strikes on buildings in Ottawa, Washington all over the world. Greased lightning
- [Funny Dog Ice Cream](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/dog_ice_cream.htm): Will and Guy thought that ice-cream for dogs was just another shaggy dog story; we should have known better.
- [Paraprosdokian Examples](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/paraprosdokian.htm): Paraprosdokian examples. Basis of many jokes. This figure of speech is well understood by comedians, hence our inclusion on this site!
- [Spectacular Pictures of Forest Fires](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_forest_fire.htm): Spectacular pictures of forest fires. Forest fires are spectacular, awesome, dangerous and very frightening
- [Strange Phobias](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_phobias.htm): Funny Phobias. Strange Phobia of Panophobia (Dread of everything!) Guy's belief is that everyone has a phobia, it's just some people hide theirs better than others.
- [Funny Cow Pictures and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/cow_pictures.htm): Funny cow picturs and amusing bull stories. What does she see but a bull caught with his head in between the bars of a feeder
- [Funny Parking Yellow Lines](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/parking_yellow_lines.htm): Funny parking yellow lines. Double yellow parking lines were first introduced to the curb-sides of the UK in 1958
- [Funny Drinking and Beer Trivia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_beer_trivia.htm): Funny drinking and beer trivia. The first recruiting station for US Marines was a bar. The oldest known recipe - is for beer!
- [Funny Drunk Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_drunk_signs.htm): 'Funny Drunk Signs' can have several connotations. Are the signs themselves drunk? Are they amusing symptoms of drunkenness? Or are they funny pictures of drunken people?
- [Funny Fire Safety Pictures and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_fire_safety.htm): Funny Fire Safety Pictures. It has to be said that researching this topic is tempting fate, but just as flames can be mesmerising, so we (Will and Guy) find these pictures hypnotic.
- [Funny Halloween Cartoons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_cartoons.htm): Funny halloween cartoons. Pumpkins, witches, ghosts we have a collection of amusing images.
- [Moral Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/moral_short_stories.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of stories with a moral ending. Jenny was now able to rescue the rescuers. All she did was get the bull's old milk bottle...
- [Short Stories for Women](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/short_stories_women.htm): Funny short stories for women. As she studied a likely dog, the breeder told her, 'I must warn you that he doesn't like men.'
- [Funny Caution Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_caution_signs.htm): We have an assortment of funny caution signs from wall, fences, streets, and even from the river! Touching Wires Causes Instant Death
- [London 1908 Olympics (1st Time)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1908_london.htm): London 1908 Olympic games. This was the IV Olympiad and the 1st time the games was held in London. The next would be in 1948.
- [Funny Thanksgiving Cartoons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/thanksgiving_cartoons.htm): Funny Thanksgiving Cartoons. Turkeys, pilgrims and thought-provoking pictures.
- [Scary Halloween Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_scary_stories.htm): Scary Halloween Stories. The Comtesse had considerable difficulty sleeping; it was a humid, moonlit night and as the clock outside her bedroom door struck 12 ...
- [Black Friday Jokes and Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/black_friday.htm): What Is Black Friday? Jokes and funny stories for the day after Thanksgiving.
- [Halloween Graveyard Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_graveyard_stories.htm): Funny Halloween graveyard stories. One dark, windy Halloween night, just outside Doncaster in Yorkshire, England, Neil, the town drunk was meandering his way home after the pub had closed ...
- [Funny Thanksgiving Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/thanksgiving_funny_quotes.htm): Funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings. Johnny Carson: People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. – And then discover once a year is way too often.
- [BP Oil Spill Jokes and Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_bp_oil_spill_jokes.htm): Funny BP oil spill jokes. These amusing stories and funny pictures may seem callous, however, in times of adversity, humour is the best medicine.
- [Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Cartoons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/thanksgiving_turkey_cartoons.htm): Collection of funny Thanksgiving turkey cartoons. A most difficult bird to cook. Thanksgiving microwave horror show.
- [Pumpkin Carving Design Ideas](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/pumpkin_carving_design_ideas.htm): Pumpkin carving design ideas. Scary, Frankenstein designs and stencils. Pictures of wall lanterns for Halloween. Tips for creating your pumpkin lantern
- [Special Day Today](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/special_day_today.htm): Special day today. Every month has at least one special anniversary or Saint's day. These important events give the year its signposts.
- [Funny Baseball Jokes and Amusing Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/baseball_jokes.htm): Funny baseball jokes and amusing pictures. One official made so many bad calls, he was nicknamed, 'The Dumpire.'
- [Funny Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/funny_quotes.htm): Funny Quotes. Amusing sayings such as: I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. – Clarence Darrow.
- [Short Stories Online](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/short_stories_online.htm): Short Stories Online. Many of these stories are true - with embellishments! We have a tale for each social occasion and every mood. A man who had spent 20 years in prison for bank robbery ...
- [Free Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/free_short_stories.htm): Will and Guy's free short stories. You can always identify an original story because of the extra details.
- [Classic Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/classic_short_stories.htm): Classic short stories. Once upon a time there was a good old woman who lived in a little house. She had in her garden a bed of beautiful striped tulips.
- [The Best Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/best_short_stories.htm): The best short stories according to Will and Guy. Some of these short stories are true; while others have only a grain of truth; all are ideal for embellishing when you spin a yarn to your friends.
- [Funny Grammar Mistakes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/common_grammar_mistakes.htm): Examples of Funny Grammar Mistakes. Common grammatical errors, Sought: Two strong, clean youths for sausages. Wanted: Woman to run up curtains.
- [Funny Pirate Jokes, Yarns and Trivia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_pirate_jokes.htm): Funny pirate jokes, yarns and trivia. Pirates believed that wearing 'pierced' earrings would improve their eyesight - strange Will and Guy think.
- [Ramadan 2010](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/ramadan_2010.htm): In 2010 Ramadan will start on Wednesday the 11th of August, and will continue for 30 days until Thursday, the 9th of September.
- [Diwali Jokes for Hindu Festival of Lights](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/diwali_jokes.htm): Diwali Jokes and Stories for Hindu Festival of Light. The son of King Hima was doomed to die by a snake-bite on the fourth day of his marriage ...
- [Christian Thought for the Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/christian_thought_for_day.htm): Christian Thought for the Day. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you,' that would suffice. - Meister Eckhart.
- [Funny Australian Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_australian_stories.htm): Funny Australian stories. Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project: Shane, Ricky and Jeff. Shane falls off and is killed instantly.
- [Funny Australian Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_australian_jokes.htm): Funny Australian jokes. Aussie humour reflects the rugged nature of the country. One of Australia's strongest comic images of the 'ocker', with his cork hat, as epitomised by Bazza McKenzie
- [Inspirational Philosophy – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/inspirational_philosophy.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of inspirational nature pictures and life philosophy stories. Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do
- [Ramadan Jokes and Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/ramadan_humour.htm): Ramadan humour, jokes and funny stories. You find that Muslims like to laugh and smile at their stories. Their jokes are never crude, but they make a point, and usually have a moral.
- [Edinburgh Fringe Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/edinburgh_fringe_jokes.htm): Edinburgh Fringe Jokes. Emo Philips: I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.
- [Loving Thought for the Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/loving_thought_for_day.htm): 'Loving Thought for the day'. To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde. At the end of the day, love and compassion will win. - Terry Waite
- [Tim Vine in the Style of Tommy Cooper](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/comedian_tommy_cooper_tim_vine.htm): Tim Vine has written a great deal of his own comic material, unfortunately some of Tim's jokes have been mistaken for Coooperisms.
- [Football Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football): Will and Guy's football jokes, funny stories and amusing pictures, 'Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored' - Terry Venables
- [Halloween Pumpkin Carvings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_pumpkin_carvings.htm): Pictures of Halloween pumpkin carvings. Funny pumpkins. Most carved pumpkins in one place.
- [Funny Halloween Cat Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_cat_pictures.htm): Funny halloween cat pictures cats. Why cats love or hate Samhain. See the witch's familiar - the black cat..
- [Funny Building Collection](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/buildings.htm): Will and Guy's funny building collection. Staircases are one of the most important building elements in a house.
- [Funny Bike Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_bike_signs.htm): Funny bike signs. Also amusing stories about bicycles. Diego cycles from Juárez Mexico up to the American border at El Paso.
- [Funny Retirement Speeches](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/retirement_speeches.htm): Retirement speeches. Funny leaving stories. Here are ideas from which you can flesh out to create a wonderful farewell oration for a colleague.
- [Funny Tandem Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_pictures_tandems.htm): Bumper page of funny tandem pictures. A man who was riding a tandem was stopped by a police. 'What's the matter officer?', asked the rider. See the problem ...
- [Golf Jokes for Women](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/golf_jokes_women.htm): Women golf jokes. Amusing things you will never hear a woman say about golf. Forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs
- [Motivational Thought of the Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/motivational_thought_day.htm): Motivational Thought of the day. No road is long with good company. - Turkish Proverb. Every nationality has its heroes, and each, sage, prophet or mulah has their own way of inspiring their followers.
- [Wedding Toasts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/wedding_toasts.htm): Clean Wedding toasts. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still continues ....
- [Maid-of-Honor Speech Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/maid_of_honor_speech.htm): Maid-of-honor wedding speech jokes. Vicky, a young single lady visits the local dating agency and explains, 'I'm looking for a husband.
- [Groom Wedding Speech Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/groom_wedding_speech_jokes.htm): Groom wedding speech jokes. My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Jack, a very young lad aged 4 years, says to his father, 'Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married ...'
- [Funny Best Man Speeches](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/best_man_wedding_speech.htm): Funny best man speeches. Wedding jokes, for example: In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still continues ...
- [Hilarious Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/stories_hilarious.htm): Hilarious Stories. For pure hilarity and riotous mirth these short yarns take some beating. Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute
- [Hilarious Sayings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/hilarious_sayings.htm): Will and Guy's collection of hilarious sayings and mirthful quotes. Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- [Clean Hilarious Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/hilarious_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's collection of clean hilarious jokes and comical stories. An Air Force plane was preparing for departure from its base in Greenland. They were waiting for the sewage tank to arrive. What comical event happened next?
- [Clean Hilarious One-liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/hilarious_one-liners.htm): Will and Guy's collection of clean hilarious one-liners, jokes and uproarious yarns. Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde.
- [Plodsworth – Jobsworth in the Police Force!](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/plodsworth_stories.htm): P.C. 'Shiny Buttons' Gray is the archetypical plodsworth. This jobsworth booked a driver for blowing their nose, and also a pedestrian who dropped a £10 note for littering the pavement.
- [Hiking Jokes from Around the World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/hiking_jokes.htm): Hiking jokes and walking Tales. Will and Guy's humour: I have two doctors, my left leg and my right. - G.M. Trevelyan
- [Humorous Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/humorous_names.htm): Will and Guy's collection of humorous names. Funny shops and pubs titles. Thai Tanic. When we read a name and the meaning doesn't match the goods we see, it's the mismatch that triggers our smile.
- [Funny Weather Pictures and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_weather_climate.htm): Funny Weather Pictures and Stories - Strange Climate in the UK and Elsewhere. British people spend on average six months of their lives talking about the weather
- [Jokes for Cinco de Mayo – May 5th](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/cinco_de_mayo.htm): What is Cinco de Mayo? Jokes and trivia for this May 5th celebration. The Mexican community celebrates more than 365 festivals each year. Cinco de Mayo, on May 5th is just one of them. See more trivia. The Maya in Central Mexico were the first people known to harvest and use the peanut.
- [Funny Golf Cartoons and Golfing Trivia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/funny_golf_cartoons.htm): Funny Golf Cartoons and Golfing Trivia. 80% of all golfers will never achieve a handicap of less than 18.
- [Father’s Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/fathers_day_jokes.htm): Father's day jokes. Things you never here a dad say. Your mother and I are going away. Why don't you invite a dozen friend around for a party?
- [Funny Owls](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_owls.htm): Will and Guy's funny owls pictures, jokes and amusing stories. An owl on a skateboard, another thinks he's human!
- [American Jobsworths](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_jobsworth_america.htm): A jobsworth is low-level official who have little authority, and respond to reasonable requests for action with: 'I can't do that, because it's more than my job's worth.' for example, 'Garden birds too loud says council Jobsworth'
- [Funny Senior Moments](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_senior_moments.htm): Funny senior moments Will and Guy's collection of humour, amusing pictures and stories
- [Funny Bridges](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_bridge_pictures.htm): Collection of funny bridges - Will and Guy have the pictures and the stories. Russian police hunt for thieves who stole a 200-tonne metal bridge. See the bridge to nowhere.
- [Funny Disasters](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/funny_disasters.htm): Funny disasters. Some are natural others man made. Topics range from buildings to the economy
- [Funny World Cup Football Squads](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_squad.htm): Will and Guy's Soccer. Funny world cup 2010 squads, Brazil, Russia and Mexico. Look out for Subbuteo, Brasso and Placebo from Brazil.
- [Funny Iceland Ash Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/iceland_ash_disaster.htm): Funny Iceland Ash Jokes. Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know sir, it's a no-fly zone.
- [Amsterdam 1928 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_1928_amsterdam.htm): Amsterdam 1928 Olympic Games. Luigina Giavotti became the youngest ever medallist when she gained silver in gymnastics at 11 years and 302 days
- [Interesting Olympic Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_interesting_facts.htm): Interesting Olympic facts about the Games. The keyword 'amateur' was eliminated from the Olympic Charter in 1971.
- [Interesting Olympic Marathons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympic_marathon.htm): Olympic Marathons. Skulduggery In the St Louis 1904 Olympic Marathon. Controversial 1908 London Marathon. There seems to be something about an Olympic Marathon, that encourages drama and controversy.
- [Funny Medical Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_medical_quotes.htm): Will and Guy's selection of funny medical quotes. The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure. – Voltaire. Beware if your doctor uses these medical phrases: 'Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.'
- [World Cup Football Home](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/index_world_cup.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football down the ages.
- [Funny Soccer Referee Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/funny_soccer_referee.htm): Funny soccer referee jokes. What do you call a Scottish player in the first round of the World Cup? The Referee.
- [Funny World Cup Jokes and Stories Football 2010 South Africa](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_2010.htm): 2010 World Cup jokes and funny stories for Football 2010 in South Africa. What does an Englishman do after his team wins the 2010 World Cup?Switches off his PlayStation!
- [Funny Street Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/street_signs.htm): These funny street signs make Will and Guy ponder: 'Who made the decision to compose these notices?' Dumb womans Lane, No bottom washing.
- [Funny Bush Moments – Bushisms](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/funny_bush_moments.htm): Funny Bush moments, 'Bushisms'. We find George W Bush personally likeable and part of that appeal lies in his interpersonal skills, his verbal gaffes and his tendency to jumble words, some of which we offer to our readers.
- [Funny London Olympics Trivia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/london_olympics_trivia.htm): The London Olympics trivia and interesting facts. When London hosts the Olympic Games in 2012, they will become the first country to host the Games three times: 1908, 1948 and 2012.
- [London Olympics 2012 Locations](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/london_olympics_locations.htm): The London Olympics 2012 locations and venues. 26 sports with a total of 39 disciplines feature in the 2012 London Games.
- [London Olympics Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/london_olympics_jokes.htm): London 2012 Olympics jokes and funny pictures. Pete Jones turned up for the Olympic Games with some barbed wire under his arm, and came third in the fencing. Also commentator's howlers.
- [Funny Olympics Cartoons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/funny_olympics_cartoons.htm): Funny Olympics cartoons for London 2012. English dreams of a medals at the 2012 Olympics.
- [Olympics Trivia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympics_trivia.htm): Olympics Trivia. French athletes bent the rules at the 1932 Los Angeles Olympics: despite 'Prohibition', they were allowed wine with their meals.
- [Top Olympic Athletes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/olympic_champions.htm): Top Olympic athletes - Best Olympians. As it's notoriously difficult to compare Olympic champions of different eras, we have decided to list them in date order.
- [The London Olympics 2012](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/london_olympics_2012.htm): The London Olympics 2012 jokes and funny pictures. Are you a pole vaulter?' 'No,' says the man, 'I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?
- [Orchids of Vietnam](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/orchids_vietnam.htm): While many of our jokes and funny pictures only take 5 seconds to absorb, these Orchids of Vietnam reward thoughtful reflection.
- [Funny French Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_french_jokes.htm): Clean, but funny French jokes in English. What is the Guillotine? A French chopping centre. Seen in a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
- [Funny Scottish Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_scottish_jokes.htm): Funny Scottish jokes and one-liners. Andy told me he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, 'What was the name of his other leg?'
- [Short English Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/short_english_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's collection of short English jokes. What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. What do you do if you are driving your car in central London and you see a space man? Park in it, of course.
- [Funny Chinese Food Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_chinese_food.htm): Funny Chinese food stories. Anything that walks, swims, crawls, or flies with its back to heaven is edible
- [Funny Windows 7 Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/funny_windows7_jokes.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, funny Windows 7 jokes. For example: This will end your Windows 7 session. Do you want to play another game?.
- [Military Hoax Collection](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_military.htm): The best military hoax of WW2 featuring Major Martin and operation Mincemeat. Also army hoaxes involving general Montgomery.
- [April Fools 2011 Hoaxes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_april_fools_2011.htm): April Fools 2011 hoaxes spoofs and fakes for Apr 1st. Watch out for for a variation on the Bambi paintball hoax. Our top tip is look out for the Barbary Apes.
- [Funny Political Jokes and One-liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/funny_political_jokes.htm): Clean yet funny political jokes. In politics, absurdity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte. See more funny political one-liners
- [Funny Garbage and Trash](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_garbage_trash.htm): Will and Guy's funny garbage notices. For example, A Swiss driver ended up in the garbage after plunging 30 feet into a bunker at a green recycling centre.
- [Funny Easter Bunny Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/easter_bunny_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's funny Easter bunny jokes. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing at you.
- [Cool Easter Eggs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/cool_easter_eggs.htm): Pictures of cool Easter eggs. Which day do chickens hate the most? Good Fry-day! See our pictures of Easter eggs on death row.
- [Funny Health and Safety Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_health_safety.htm): Funny health and safety pictures. Ladders can be dangerous. Electrical safety pictures - Lightning nearly strikes man.
- [Funny Safety Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/safety.htm): Funny Safety Signs. Here is Will and Guy's contribution to promoting health and safety in the workplace. Observe these dangers, and learn to avoid them.
- [Funny Road Safety Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_road_safety.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny road safety pictures featuring, cars, bikes and other vehicles. Overloaded, no crash helmets,speeding, driving on the wrong side of the road.
- [Funny Electrical Safety Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_electric_safety_pictures.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny electrical pictures, stories and jokes. See our electric shorts!
- [April Fools 2009 Hoaxes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_april_fools_2009.htm): April Fools 2009 hoaxes spoofs and fakes for Apr 1st. Watch out for spoof documenteries, fake scientific inventions and spurious invitations. April Fool's Day hoax featuring video footage of the world's first flying hotel in a converted helicopter.
- [April Fools 2010 Hoaxes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_april_fools_2010.htm): April Fools 2010 hoaxes spoofs and fakes for Apr 1st. Google Changes Its Name Topeka. Reincarnated Sailor Revealed Pearl Harbor Conspiracy.
- [Leprechaun Pictures and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/leprechaun_pictures.htm): Funny Leprechaun pictures, jokes and funny stories. Many cultures have fairies as part of their folklore, but few have little people with such a rich source of humour, funny stories and different guises as leprechauns.
- [Funny Irish Phrases](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/irish_phrases.htm): Funny Irish Phrases. Bejeezus, it could be worse if the Garda caught meself, so it would begorrah. To be shure, see more examples using Irish jokes and funny stories.
- [Irish Jokes – One Liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/irish_jokes_one_liners.htm): Funny Irish jokes - One liners and short yarns. 'I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.'
- [Funny Car Safety Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_car_safety.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny car safety pictures, also featuring, lorries, vans and bikes. The world's first car number plates were issued by the French police in 1893.
- [Funny No Parking Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_no_parking_signs.htm): We have a collection of funny no parking signs from streets, lanes, and even on the water! No footway sign
- [Layered, Rude and Funny Chinese Proverbs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/chinese_proverbs.htm): Will and Guy have researched the best Chinese proverbs. It was a worthwhile task because we have learned how the Chinese use proverbs to carry out specific functions within the culture. An ant may well destroy a whole dam.
- [Kids Valentine Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_jokes_kids.htm): Kids Valentine jokes and funny stories. Question: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? Answer: No, but they had an apple.
- [Valentines – Pictures of Hearts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentines_hearts_pictures.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of Valentine's hearts pictures. We feature animal vegetable and mineral examples of this most romantic symbol. See more Valentine shaped heart pictures
- [Valentine’s Day Ideas for a Boy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_boy_idea.htm): Valentine's Day ideas for a boy (or a girl. Bake something for your sweetheart. Remember that a kiss is a gift!
- [Thought for the Day Email – Free Subscription](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thought_of_day.htm): Thought for the Day. Subscribe by email to Will and Guy's daily 'Thought of the day'.
- [Inspirational Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/inspirational_short_stories.htm): Will and Guy's collection of inspirational short stories. Reading these accounts will help you if you are feeling low and want to be cheered up.
- [Beautiful Images of China](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/china_beautiful_images.htm): We have prepared a montage showing beautiful images of Chinese culture. We have created a PowerPoint Presentation to illustrate incomparable China.
- [Chinese Valentine’s Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_valentines_day.htm): The Chinese Valentine's Day 2010. In China Valentine's Day is always on the Seventh Day of the Seventh Month of the Chinese lunar calendar. Thus the Qixi Festival is more likely to be in August than on February 14th!
- [Inspirational Thought for the Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/inspirational_thought_day.htm): Inspirational Thought for the Day. For times when you need a little inspiration, or you just wish to get the day off to a good start here are a list of thoughts from famous people.
- [Funny Snowman Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_snowman_jokes.htm): Rather like snow itself, Will and Guy only like clean snowman jokes. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A ....
- [Clean Chinese Humour, Stories and Culture](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/index_chinese.htm): Clean Chinese humour stories and culture. Proverb: With money you can buy a position but not respect.
- [Funny Chinese Jokes and Amusing Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/chinese_jokes.htm): Funny Chinese jokes, humour, yarns and amusing pictures. How did an embarrassed panda get mistaken for a newspaper? They are both black and white, and red all over!
- [Funny Religious Christmas Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_christmas_religious.htm): Funny religious Christmas jokes. Harry told the vicar honestly, 'I took baby Jesus from the church.' Find out why, and what happened next....
- [Interesting Chinese Trivia and Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_trivia.htm): Interesting Chinese trivia and facts. 20% of China's plants are used in medicine. The story of Cinderella may not originate with Disney, some say it originated in China around AD 860.
- [Chinese New Year Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_new_year_stories.htm): Chinese New Year stories. A story about the 12 Chinese zodiac. One day the twelve animals were having an argument...
- [Santa Snow Sculptures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_santa_sculpture.htm): Santa snow sculpture. We have also collected pictures of Father Christmas carved in ice, sand and even gold.
- [Funny Chinese New Year Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_new_year_jokes.htm): Funny Chinese New Year jokes, humour, yarns and tall tales. At a New Year celebration meal an American to the Chinese man sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, 'Likee soupee?'
- [Bambi Reindeer Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_reindeer_bambi.htm): Pictures of bambi reindeer. Ture stories of Bella and also Rupert. Animal friends across species.
- [Funny Christmas Stuff](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_stuff.htm): Funny Christmas stuff, pictures, seasonal stories and jokes to amuse you. What goes ho, ho, ho, bonk? Santa Claus laughing his head off.
- [Chinese Short Stories and Parables](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_short_stories.htm): Chinese short stories and parables. A Chinese man called Mr Xu, swore to God that he didn't owe $100 to his neighbour Mr Huang.
- [Guy’s Best Funny Christmas Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/best_funny_christmas.htm): Will and Guy's best funny Christmas jokes, stories and amusing pictures. Romeo: What would it take to make you give me a kiss under the Christmas mistletoe? Juliette: An anaesthetic.
- [Lateral Questions and Answers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/lateral_questions.htm): Here are thirteen lateral questions. To deduce the answers you need to switch into lateral thinking mode. Tip: Think like a wizard!
- [Circle Optical Illusion](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_fantastic_illusion_circle.htm): Circle optical illusion. This reminds Will and Guy of the London Eye. It's truly mesmerising the way that the blobs or pin-heads seem to rotate clockwise.
- [Funny Folly Houses](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_folly_houses.htm): Funny folly houses can be found around the UK. They are fascinating remnants or relics from the past and often point to the idiosyncrasies of their builders or owners.
- [Funny Shaggy Dog Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/shaggy_dog_stories.htm): A funny shaggy dog story conjures up different thoughts for different people, here is Will and Guy's collection of funny yarns and amusing picture featuring our canine friends.
- [Funny Children’s Christmas Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_stories_children.htm): Funny children's Christmas stories. 'I'll just have to tell Santa about your misbehaviour,' the mother said, as she picked up the phone and dialled. See the rest of this charming tale...
- [When is Earth Day – April 22nd!](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/earth_day.htm): When is Earth Day? April 22nd is the time to sit back and appreciate our planet. For some it may just be a moment to aware of the richness of our environment, for others it may trigger a modification to their life-style
- [Christmas 2007 – Tuesday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_2007.htm): Christmas 2007 was on a Tuesday. Which is the best day of the week for Christmas Day?
- [Funny Santa Sleigh Cartoons and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/santa_claus_sleigh.htm): Funny Santa sleigh cartoons. Pictures of funny Father Christmas vehicles. Flying santa, cycling santa, speeding santa.
- [Funny Christmas Cartoons – Santa’s Elves](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_christmas_cartoons.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny Christmas cartoons. Clean pictures of Santa and his elves. Rudolph with his red nose. Well-bad snowmen.
- [Funny Christmas Trivia and Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_christmas_trivia.htm): Funny Christmas trivia and facts. 7 out of 10 British dogs get a Christmas gift. A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.
- [Funny Christmas Dog Pictures and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/funny_christmas_dog.htm): Funny Christmas dogs, pictures, stories and jokes about our dogs. We have tried to capture what it might be like to be a canine over the festive season
- [Pictures of the Pilgrim Fathers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/pictures_pilgrim_fathers.htm): Pictures of the Pilgrim Fathers. Mary Chilton Sets Foot on Plymouth Rock, America. Also a few Pilgrim jokes
- [Funny Father of the Bride Speeches](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/father_bride_speeches_jokes.htm): Funny father of the bride speeches. Will and Guy's collection of wedding jokes and funny stories. A woman worries about her future until she finds a husband, but a man never worries about the future until he takes a wife.
- [Camouflage in Nature – Military Disguise](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/camouflage.htm): Funny camouflage in Nature. Also military disguise and funny camouflage pictures and jokes.
- [Funny Mother in Law Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/mother_in_law_jokes.htm): Funny Mother in Law Jokes. A pharmacist tells a customer, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.'
- [Funny Bride Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_bride_pictures.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny bride pictures. Take the plunge! The latest way for couples to make their wedding vows
- [November Thanksgiving Traditions](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/november_thanksgiving_traditions.htm): Funny November Thanksgiving traditions, for example: Macy's parade, National Thanksgiving Turkey presentation (Spot the turkey).
- [Christmas Date 2009 – Friday 25th December](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_2009.htm): Date of Christmas 2009. This year the 25th December falls on a Friday. Naturally, Boxing Day follows Christmas Day; however, New Year's Day is always the same day of the week as Christmas Day, only one week later.
- [2010 Tour de France Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/tour_de_france_2010.htm): 2010 Tour de France humour. Jokes, funny articles and amusing pictures.
- [Tour de France Trivia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/tour_de_france_trivia.htm): Tour de France trivia. Three - average number of chains worn out by a single rider. 792 - total number of tyres used by the peloton.
- [Funny Tour de France Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/tour_de_france_jokes.htm): Funny Tour de France Jokes. Did you hear about the idiot who won the Tour De France? – He did a lap of honour.
- [2009 Tour de France Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/tour_de_france_2009.htm): 2009 Tour de France humour and funny pictures. The Devil Rides with the Tour de France
- [Thanksgiving Presidential Turkey Pardon](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/thanksgiving_turkey_pardon.htm): The presidential turkey turkey pardon has all the above ingredients of a Thanksgiving feel-good story. In 1963 when President Kennedy, looked at his turkey and said, 'Let's just keep him'.
- [Funny November Thanksgiving Pictures, Jokes and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/index.htm): Will and Guy's funny November Thanksgiving pictures, stories and jokes. It did not look good for Bobby, there was blood coming out of his ear, his face looked white and he was unconscious.
- [Halloween 2009 Date – Saturday October 31st](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_date_2009.htm): Halloween 2009 Date - Saturday October 31st. Samhain festival each autumn.
- [Funny Halloween Games for Kids](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_games_kids.htm): Funny Halloween Games for Kids. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Cos everyone was a goblin
- [Poems of Thanksgiving](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/thanksgiving/thanksgiving_poems.htm): Will and Guy's collection of Poems of Thanksgiving. 'I am thankful'. Also this funny ode: And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!
- [Funny English Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_english_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's funny English jokes and humour. Andy told me he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, 'What was the name of his other leg?'
- [Funny Clean Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/funny_clean_jokes.htm): Funny clean jokes and amusing stories. Please excuse Emma for being absent last week. – She had flue so I had her shot. Six Irishmen were playing poker in Monaghan's flat when .....
- [Funny Pub Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_pub_names.htm): Will and Guy's collection funny pub signs and amusing pub names, particularly in the UK and in Ireland. Here is an extract from our list, Devil's Punchbowl and The Elusive Camel.
- [Amazing Staircases](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/amazing_staircases.htm): Amazing Staircases. It's interesting to observe the variation in stairs, treads and handrails. Alicia Moss has kindly researched this collection of amazing staircases and strange stairways.
- [The Leopardess and The Mouse](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/leopardess_mouse.htm): The Leopardess and the mouse. This cheeky mouse put its life in the hands of a leopard. The rodent does not look emaciated, thus we must assume that it was oblivious to the danger of a leopard.
- [Lightning Strikes The Burj Dubai Tower](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_lightning_strikes.htm): Lightning Strikes The Burj Dubai Tower. Will and Guy are able to bring you these photographs of lightning hitting the world's tallest tower
- [The Real Meaning of Words](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/meaning_words.htm): The Real Meaning of Words PowerPoint Presentation. They are a powerful representation which enables the viewer to understand better the meaning of each word used.
- [Funny Pictures of Snowmen](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_snowman_more.htm): Pictures of snowman. Snowmen and snow-women making a baby. Will and Guy have, literally, crowds of funny snowmen.
- [Funny No Swimming Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/funny_no_swimming_signs.htm): Will and Guy's funny no swimming signs. Ridiculous 'No Feeding Signs' notices. We also have funny notices relating to animals.
- [Sleeping Cats Pictures – Amazing PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/sleeping_cats.htm): Funny Sleeping Cats Pictures PowerPoint Presentation. Cats figure very highly in the most viewed pages on our site; we agree that they are cute and that they can be funny.
- [Funny History Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_history_jokes.htm): Funny history jokes. How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars. See more historical humour.
- [Top 10 Funny Hairstyles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/top_10_funny_hairstyles.htm): Top 10 Funny Hairstyles. Barber jokes: Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
- [St Matthew’s Day – 21st September](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_matthew_mabon.htm): Saint Matthew's Day - Mabon 21st September. Mabon is a Welsh celebration like American Thanksgiving.
- [Australia Day January 26th](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/australia_day.htm): I expect that every Australia Day they set a new world record for the most 'barbies' on one day.
- [Funny Church Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_church_signs.htm): Funny Church Signs. Unusual Church Sign - Toot'n Tell or Go to Hell. And a notice in a church parking lot: – Trespassers will be baptised.
- [Amusing Religious Stories for Children](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/religious_stories_children.htm): Amusing Religious Stories for Children. One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham.
- [Inspirational Photographs – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/inspirational_photographs.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of inspirational nature photographs. We have collated the stirring images into a PowerPoint presentation.
- [Cool Foreign Words](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/cool_foreign_words.htm): Cool foreign words. these funnies were spotted in magazine competition; competitors were asked to change one letter in a foreign phrases and then redefine the sentance.
- [Funny Pictures of the Sun](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/funny_pictures_sun.htm): Will and Guy's unusual collection of funny pictures of the sun, moon and other spheres.
- [Funny Easter Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_easter_quotes.htm): Funny Easter Quotes. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter Sunday. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs at Thanksgiving.
- [What is Palm Sunday?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/palm_sunday.htm): This is the day when Jesus Christ entered Jerusalem triumphantly on a donkey.
- [Swine Flu Jokes and Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_swine_flu.htm): Swine flu jokes. Also Will and Guy's collection of funny pictures of swine flu. Will and Guy's collection of funny swine flu jokes. Swine flu is spread by capitalist pigs.
- [Mother’s Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/mothers_day_jokes.htm): Mother's Day jokes 2nd Sunday in May. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the children would care to order a dessert. 'Do you want a 'Daddy' screwdriver or a 'Mummy' screwdriver?' Ricky politely inquired. See mother's answer ...
- [Cherry Blossom Day – April 2nd](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/cherry_blossom_day.htm): Each year Cherry Blossom Day is celebrated on April 2nd. See our cherry blossom jokes, stories, and pictures.
- [Art by Vladimir Kush (Salvador Dali Style) Free PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/vladimir_kush.htm): Fantastic free PowerPoint presentation by Vladimir in the style of Salvadore Dali. Salvador Dali. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.Salvador Dali
- [Funny Photography](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/funny_photography.htm): Funny photography, pictures created by illusion. At first glance these images seem ordinary, yet on closer inspection you can see that each picture has a funny feature.
- [Funny Wedding Speech Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/wedding_speech_jokes.htm): Funny wedding speech jokes. After the blessing the priest said to the newly married couple, 'follow me'. When the priest reached the alter he turned around, and was amazed to see the bride and groom crawling to the altar on their knees.
- [Graveyard Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/graveyard_stories.htm): Funny graveyard stories. When I was a boy, my uncle John told me a tale about a trick that he played in a cemetery.
- [What Are The Commandments?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/what_are_10_commandments.htm): What are the Commandments? The original, plus modern funny 10 Commandments. Here is an English translation of the original 10 commandments that God gave to Moses on Mount Horab.
- [April Fool’s Day Pranks](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/april_fools_day_pranks.htm): April Fools Day Pranks. Hand someone a 'phone message asking them to return an urgent call from Mr Lyon. The number listed is for the local zoo.
- [Funny International Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/international_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny international jokes. Humour based on friendly rivalries such as English v Scottish, American v Canadian, also a sprinkling of Irish, Chinese and Welsh jokes.
- [Funny Politicians – Jokes and Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/politicians.htm): Funny politicians, amusing jokes and hilarious quotes. The Labour Party's election manifesto is the longest suicide note in history. - Greg Knight.
- [Silly Funny Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/silly_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's silly funny jokes, daft stories and stupid pictures. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- [Interesting Lateral Thinking Tests](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_lateral_thinkingorig.htm): Interesting lateral thinking tests. A collection of very old stories which are ideal for a Christmas, birthday or social gathering.
- [Funy Sports Pictures and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/funy_sports.htm): Funy sports jokes and funny pictures of golf, cricket, rugby and soccer. Player's nicknames, one-liners and colemanballs.
- [Funny Marriage Stories and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/funny_marriage.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny marriage stories. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. Read about a woman with sense of humour who marries 23 times.
- [Wierd Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/wierd_pictures.htm): Wierd Pictures. Funny short stories and tales I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
- [Free, Funy Vidio Clips](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/funy_vidio.htm): Funy vidio clips of cats, cars, people and fantastic machines. Each video shows funny but clean joke.
- [Coolest Losers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/losers.htm): Will and Guy's coolest losers, funny pictures and amusing stories. Finding that his shed had a nest of bees living in it you will find it hard to picture how he attempted to get rid of them.
- [Funny Library Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/stories_library.htm): Funny library stories. A funny story about new library service - loan out people? A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!' ...
- [Dordogne Holiday Cottage in Pardaillan, France](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/les_costes_pardaillan.htm): Les Costes, a delightful holiday cottage in Pardaillan, Dordogne France
- [Police Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/police_humour.htm): Police Humour. Funny stories and jokes about policemen. A bank robber in Virginia Beach Virginia, USA got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his trousers.
- [Strange But True Stories – Hat Ban](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_hat_ban2.htm): Will and Guy's strange but true stories - Hat Ban. Colin's Trilby banned in pub. Granny banned for wearing a hat
- [Funny Kissing](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny/just_kissing.htm): Funny kissing facts, jokes and funny stories. Men who kiss their wives every morning before going to work supposedly live 5 years longer than men who don't.
- [Koala Pictures and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/koala_bears_pictures.htm): Koala pictures and interesting facts. Koalas are not related to bears. They are marsupials, native to Australia.
- [Funny Golf Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/funny_golf_stories.htm): Funny golf stories. After a particularly bad round of golf, Robert decided not to go to the nineteenth hole and started to go straight home.
- [Funny Military Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/military.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny military pictures, as you will see no nationality has been spared humiliation, and the army, navy and air force are all represented.
- [Funny Bird Short Stories, Jokes and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/birds.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny bird short stories, jokes and pictures. A pilfering seagull has turned shoplifter by wandering into a store and helping himself to his favourite crisps.
- [Flight 1549](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/flight_1549.htm): Here are slides showing captain Sullenberger successful ditching of flight 1549 in the Hudson river.
- [Funny Train Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/trains.htm): Will and Guy's funny train pictures, Indian trains Russian 'Pullman' and Australian land trains
- [Funny Reptile Stories, Jokes and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/reptiles.htm): Will and Guy's Funny reptile stories, jokes and pictures. Crocodiles, snakes and tortoises we have a good collection.
- [Short Christian Jokes and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/christian_jokes.htm): Will and Guy have a wide variety of short Christian jokes and funny stories and pictures. We seek to amuse, even surprise, but never to offend.
- [Funny Animal Stories, Jokes and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/mammals.htm): We have a wide variety of funny animal stories, furthermore, these mammalian tales are interspersed with funny pictures and information that Will and Guy find interesting.
- [Parking Pictures that Amazed Will and Guy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_parking.htm): Will and Guy's Parking Pictures to cheer you up in June
- [Funny Road Signs UK](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_road_signs_uk.htm): Pictures of funny traffic signs in the UK. Ham Sandwich - Deal, or No Deal
- [Newspaper Funnies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/newspapers.htm): Will and Guy have scoured the tabloids and broadsheets to bring you newspaper funnies, amusing small ads and funny Newspaper stories. In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter
- [Funny Car Videos, Pictures and PPTs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/cars.htm): Will and Guy's selection of funny car videos and PowerPoint presentations.
- [Funny Warning Labels](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/warnings.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny warning labels. Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. On a box of rat poison.
- [Funny Women Things](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/marriage.htm): Will and Guy's funny women things; funny things about marriage. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous marriage stories.
- [Fun Halloween Fashion](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/fun_halloween_fashion.htm): Fun Halloween fashion. Top designers gain inspiration from the body's bones, Rodarte's Kate and Laura Mulleavy based their spliced-and-shredded designs on exoskeletons
- [Funny Retirement Sayings and Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/retirement_sayings_quotes.htm): Funny retirement sayings and quotes. What do gardeners do when they retire? Bob Monkhouse. Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.
- [Funny Retirement Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/retirement_stories.htm): Will and Guy's collection of short but funny retirement stories. A local politician was chosen to make the presentation and give a little leaving speech, he was delayed so a priest got up and said a few words.
- [Funny Bicycles and Bikes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/cycles.htm): Will and Guy's selection funny bicycles, amusing bikes and strange bicycles. Called the Gold Bike Crystal Edition; each of the ten produced is hand-built and gold-plated with 24-carat gold, and decked out with over 600 Swarovski crystals, cost $100,000..
- [Funny Phone Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/phones.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes and amusing stories. The telephone rang in the stately home of Lord Armstrong and his butler answered the call.....
- [Evocative Images and Amazing Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/evocative.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of evocative images and amazing pictures. Many are taken from the roadside, some pictures are amusing, others are stupid; in a nutshell there is something for everyone.
- [Funny Drinking Stories Jokes and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/drink.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny drinking stories, jokes and amusing pictures. 'Well you see, Father, it was like this. I got into very bad company after winning a bottle of whiskey at a raffle.'
- [Good Art and Photography](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/art.htm): Good art and photography. A great photograph contains a message. Its foreground and background combine to make a statement, and create an impression that lingers in the mind.
- [Funny School Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/funny_school_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny school jokes. The math teacher asked, 'Daphne! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Daphne quickly replied, 'ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!'
- [Funny Food Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/food.htm): Will and Guy's funny food jokes. Alice and Emile went for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and they order the 'Chicken Surprise.' ... Kevin was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
- [Lammas Tide Traditions – 1st August](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/lammas_august.htm): The Lammas Tide Celtic festival on the 1st of August, marks the beginning of the harvest. Other celebrations of Loaf mass or Lughnasadh include the Corn Dolly tradition.
- [Funny Dogs Videos, Pictures and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/dogs.htm): Will and Guy's funny dogs videos, pictures and stories. Chris Trott was on duty answering the emergency phone line, when a call came through from a dog.
- [Weird and Unusual Words](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/words.htm): Will and Guy's funny collection of weird and unusual words. For example, 'handschuhschneeballwerfer', which literally means somebody, who wears gloves to throw snow balls. It is used to describe a coward.
- [Funny Planes, Pilots, Cabin Crew and Airports](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/planes.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny planes, aircraft and airstrips jokes and funny pictures
- [Unusual Vehicles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/unusual_vehicles.htm): Unusual Vehicles: Here is our collection of strange military lorry, weird wooden cars, smoking bus, clever machines and sundry other strange cars and bikes.
- [Interesting Photography](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/photographs.htm): Will and Guy's interesting photography. Our speciality is variety; we have trawled pictures from all over the world with a wide-range of subject matter.
- [Funny Jokes, Amusing Pictures and Videos](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/index.htm): Will and Guy's funny jokes, amusing pictures, free yet good videos. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
- [Funny Stones](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/funny_stones.htm): Stones come in a huge variety of shapes, sizes and colours, we are building a collection of funny stones. See Guy's Weather Forecasting Stone
- [Clean Women Jokes and Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/women.htm): Will and Guy's collection of clean women jokes. A collection of women, marriage, wedding and relationship jokes and associated funny pictures.
- [Pictures of Stupid Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/signs.htm): Here is Will and Guy's collection of stupid signs and warnings. Many are taken from the roadside, some pictures are amusing, others are stupid; in a nutshell there is some thing for everyone.
- [Clean Men Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/men.htm): Will and Guy's clean men jokes and funny 'man' pictures. Men Are Like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Selection of more comic cuts and humorous marriage stories.
- [Funny Words of Wisdom](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/funny_wisdom.htm): Funny words of wisdom Will and Guy's collection of wise phrases and sayings. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone - Reba McEntire. In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- [Funny ‘No Dogs Allowed’ Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/no_dogs_allowed_signs.htm): Will and Guy's funny 'No Dogs Allowed' signs. Absurd 'No Signs' notices. No Gorillas, No Footpath, and of course - no dogs allowed.
- [Funny People Jokes, Pictures and Videos](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/people.htm): Funny people jokes, videos and funny stories. Will and Guy are always amazed at the funny, strange and sometimes downright weird, antics of people.
- [Funny Valentine Pics](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_funny_pics.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny Valentine pics. Love for Cars - Or Cars for Love? Pictures of funny dogs, peppers and coffee cups
- [Funny Crime Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/crime_stories.htm): We have collected funny crime stories, featuring lawyers, bank robbers and court proceedings. Man drops swag, locks keys in getaway car; then he shoots himself – read all about it here...
- [Funny Medical Jokes and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/medical.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny medical jokes and stories The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.
- [Valentines Sayings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_sayings.htm): Funny Valentines sayings for 14 February. I want to feel your sweet embrace, but don't take that paper bag off of your face.
- [Funny Fitness Workouts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/funny_fitness_workout.htm): Will funny fitness workouts. Beat around the bush several times. Jump to conclusions all the time. See more funny diet quotes
- [Children’s Mischief – Car and a Football](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/children_mischief.htm): Children's mischief with car and a football. This is the story of an unfortunate car parked quite legally on a quiet road. It does nothing to deserve the treatment it gets. What role could the football play?
- [Willard Wigan Art](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/willard_wigan_art.htm): Willard Wigan Art. Willard Wigan's story is an inspiration for those who are not good at school. Willard cannot read and write, so he compensated by creating delicate tiny sculptures.
- [Funny Haloween Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/haloween_pictures.htm): Funny Haloween Pictures of pumpkins, witches, haunted houses
- [Funny Cake Toppers and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/funny_cake.htm): Funny cake toppers and amusing stories. Attention to detail is one of the vital life skills. Nowhere is this more important than in cake decoration.
- [Funny Angel Jokes for Christmas](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_angel_funny.htm): Funny angel jokes for Christmas. Cherubs come in all shapes and sizes. For example, the little old lady who returned your purse last week.
- [A Valentine’s Day Kiss](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentines_day_kiss.htm): A Valentine's Day kiss. Nigel walked up to her walked up to her and gave her kiss in honour of Valentine's Day.
- [Christmas 2008 – Thursday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_2008.htm): For Christmas 2008, the 25th December falls on a Thursday. New Year's Day is always the same day of the week as Christmas Day, only one week later.
- [Christmas – Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/rudolph_raindeer.htm): Pictures of Rudolph the red nose raindeer. Also A plastic raindeer in a shopping mall's display lost the shiny baubles ...
- [Funny Xmas Jokes and One Liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/xmas_jokes.htm): Funny Xmas Jokes and amusing santa pictures. Xmas one liners: Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
- [Funny Christmas Kids Stories and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_funny_kids.htm): Funny Christmas kids stories. There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the USA, and one Kriss Kringle.
- [Funny Notices and Silly Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_pictures_signs.htm): These silly pictures of funny signs give us a laugh, but we wonder how much they cost their owners in lost business or replacement costs. See our funny pharmacy pictures
- [Funny Baby Elephant Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_elephant_baby.htm): Funny baby elephant pictures and elephant jokes. What joy. Wouldn't you love to be a baby elephant playing in the water? See our funny elephant pictures
- [Unusual Christmas Trees](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/unusual_christmas_trees.htm): Unusual Christmas Trees. Will and Guy have created a PowerPoint presentation to bring you some quite different and alternative styles of tree, for example the spinning optic christmas tree.
- [Funny School Nativity Play – No Room At the Inn](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_story_about.htm): Funny school nativity play - No room at the Inn in Bethlehem. A True Story About the Spirit of Christmas.
- [Funny Christmas Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_funny_quotes.htm): Funny Christmas quotes. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
- [Modern Seven Wonders of the World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/seven_wonders.htm): An inspirational PowerPoint Presentation of 'Modern Seven Wonders of the World' I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many.
- [Mellow Pictures of Sunset](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_sunset.htm): Mellow pictures of sunset and sunrise. Last walk on the beach. Hunter's Moon, special sunsets at the full moon
- [A Picture of Sunrise](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_sunrise.htm): A pictures of sunrise. There is nothing is more beautiful than the woods before sunrise. Also, a last walk on the beach.
- [Boxing Day Jokes and Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/boxing_day_jokes.htm): Boxing Day Jokes and Funny Pictures. The origins and history of St Stephen's Day, the 26th of December
- [Tomatina Tomato Festival at Buñol Spain](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/tomatina_bunol_tomato.htm): The Tomato Festival of Tomatina at Buñol Spain. The ultimate tomato throwing festival takes place in Buñol, Spain, on the last Wednesday in August.
- [Silly Book Titles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/silly_book_titles.htm): Silly book titles. Will and Guy have two types of funny books: A) Cheese Problems Solved by P.L.H. McSweeney. B) How to Win by Vic Tree.
- [Shocking Bills](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/shocking_bills.htm): Shocking Bills. Woman receives massive 'electric shock' and survives.
- [Pictures of Sunshine Rainbows](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_rainbows.htm): Pictures of sunshine rainbows. Pics of a rainbow and lightning. Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
- [Funny Credit Crunch Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_credit_crunch.htm): The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car's been repossessed. Credit crunch jokes may seem callous, however, in times of adversity, humour is the best medicine. Bring on the banker jokes!
- [Funny Money Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/funny_money_pictures.htm): Funny money pictures. Bill Clinton... as phony as a 3 Dollar Bill! Myths surrounding fake dollar bills exposed.
- [Name that Year – December Dates Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_dec.htm): Guess the year of these December dates. When was John Lennon murdered by Mark Chapman?
- [World War 2 Explained Clearly](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/world_war2.htm): World War II Clearly explained with a PowerPoint Presentation. How Hitler attacked European countries from Poland to France.
- [Hippo and Tortoise – Inspirational Stories About Animals](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/hippo_tortoise.htm): Inspirational Stories About Animals. Here we have a series of photographs which complement the story of the baby hippo (Owen), saved from the 2004 tsunami, and adopted by a male giant tortoise (Mzee).
- [Trafalgar Day 21st October – Nelson Honoured](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/trafalgar_day.htm): Trafalgar Day (21st October) is the celebration of Lord Nelson's victory over the combined French and Spanish fleets at the Battle of Trafalgar .
- [Midsummer’s Day – June 24th](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/midsummers_day.htm): Midsummer's Day. Not many people realize that June 24th has the epithet Midsummer day. This is a time for 'handfasting'
- [National Blackberry Day – 12th September](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/blackberry_day.htm): Each year National Blackberry Day falls on 12th September. Over time, this is statistically the date when blackberries reach their peak in the English Midlands. See our blackberry jokes, stories, and pictures.
- [Funny Halloween Postage Stamps](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_postage_stamps.htm): Funny halloween postage stamps from France Belgium and USA
- [Funny Father Christmas Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/father_christmas_pictures.htm): Funny Father Christmas pictures and stories. Also Santa Claus jokes. What's the best Christmas present a child could get? Answer: A broken drum - you can't beat it!
- [Funy Halloween Pictures and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/funy_halloween.htm): Funy halloween pictures and jokes. Pics of pumpkins and ghosts, jokes for example: What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!
- [Funny Ironing Board – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/funny_ironing_board.htm): Funny ironing board contest for the Rowenta Trophy. Will and Guy bring you a funny PowerPoint Presentation showing the various irons in bizarre locations.
- [A Coven of Witches](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_witches_coven.htm): A coven of witches means a gathering of 13. Hmm... could that be mother-in-law, sister, aunties. Witch jokes ....one is a haunted stag, the other is a stunted hag.
- [Fantastic Bird PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/fauna_birds.htm): Bird PowerPoint Presentation. They don't call him 'King' Fisher for nothing. Will and Guy admire whoever had the skill and patience to capture this bird with his supper.
- [Funy Videos – ‘The Running Machine’](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/funy_videos.htm): Funy video clip of a running machine. Who is controlling who? The machine certainly has a mind of its own. Free video download
- [Funy Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/funy_jokes.htm): Bumper page of funy jokes. Will and Guy's free, clean funny one-liners. Jokes from school howlers also funny milkman notes
- [Examples of English Collective Nouns](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_collective_nouns_ans.htm): Funny Examples of English collective nouns, for example, A sentence of judges. Or A bodge of DIYers. Also the campaign for plain English
- [Beijing 2008 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/beijing_2008.htm): Peking Beijing 2008 Olympics featuring Fuwa mascots. Organization of the Beijing Olympic games, for example, background information about the Bird's Nest Stadium.
- [Psychic Test](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_psychic_answer.htm): Will and Guy's Tests Answer THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! YOU MUST TRY IT. This is strange...can you figure it out? Just follow the instructions carefully. Do the…
- [Short Halloween Stories for Kids](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_stories_for_kids.htm): Short Halloween stories for kids and young children. At Halloween you can see a headless bride standing on rocks in the middle of the river....
- [Funny Identity Theft – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/identity_theft.htm): Funny Identity theft, Will and Guy's PowerPoint Presentation. We hope you will be amused and enjoy our presentation starring these look-alike animals.
- [Running of the Bulls – Pamplona St Fermin](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/running_bulls.htm): Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, the festival of San Fermin.
- [Labor Day Jokes and Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/labor_day.htm): Labor Day jokes, one-liners, cartoons and funny stories. Humor for American Holiday on the 1st Monday in September. How do you say 'Labor Day' in Russian?
- [Funny Volkswagen – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/volkswagen.htm): The Funny Volkswagen Beetle, The bug has become a cult car. See Will and Guy's PowerPoint Presentation
- [Russian Air Show](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/russian_airshow.htm): A PowerPoint Presentation of a Russian air show, which gives you a chance to see refined stage of Russian aircraft design
- [Funy Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funy/funy_stories.htm): Jackson's funy stories. There were two brothers one of whom had really large eyes and the other huge ears...
- [Funny Doctor’s Advice – Doctor Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_doctors_advice.htm): Funny doctor's advice and doctor humour. Keep taking the pills. Cure: it would help if he would undo the third buttonhole of his waistcoat from the top button of his trousers.
- [The Kitten and The Budgerigar](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/kitten_budgerigar.htm): The Kitten and The Budgerigar. Will and Guy wonder how long this friendship will last. - Free PowerPoint Presentation
- [Funny Hedgehog Pictures and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_hedgehogs.htm): Will and Guy's funny hedgehog pictures and stories of hedgehogs. Ancient Egyptians thought hedgehog fat would cure baldness. See more interesting facts....
- [Funny Parking Tickets and Wheel Clamping Revenge](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/wheel_clamping.htm): Will and Guy have collected war stories of 'Wheel Clamping Revenge' and funny parking tickets. For we motorists, the enemy are parking wardens, meter maids and the dreaded clampers.
- [Funny Video of the Nissan Qashqai Car](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/funny_video_nissan_qashqai.htm): Funny video of the Nissan Qashqai car. See the amazing stunts and fantastic action.
- [Funny Olympics Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/funny_olympics_video.htm): Funny Olympics Video. Enjoy the amusing video of this personal Olympics. Will and Guy have run such races in our heads, we suspect that you may have too!
- [Funny Stork Pictures – Interesting Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_stork.htm): Will and Guy ponder, what started the myth that the stork brought babies to their parents? What's the difference between a stork and lawyer? A stork know how to control his bill
- [Short Computer Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers): Short computer jokes. Guy and Will's Humour clean stories funny computering pictures and stories. A mixture of mouse, computer virus and software jokes.
- [Funny Examples of Jerry Builders](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_jerry_builders.htm): Examples Jerry builders. Funny examples of mistakes by 'professional' workmen.
- [Interesting Facts About Animals](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/interesting_facts_animals.htm): Will and Guy have collected these interesting facts about a wide variety of animals.. For example, Statistically, more people are killed by lightning strikes than by grizzly bears. See more fasinating snippets....
- [Bagpuss The Cat – TV Cartoon Series](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/bagpuss_cat.htm): One secret of Bagpuss's success is the way that he orchestrates the other characters, like Professor Yaffle and the mice.
- [Funny Wet Cats – Why Cats Hate Bathing](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/wet_cats.htm): Why do cats hate bathing? See our PowerPoint presentation: 'Funny Wet Cats' Why did you put me in the bath?
- [Love in the Animal Kingdom](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/love_animal_kingdom.htm): Will and Guy wonder if love exists in the animal kingdom. We have a PowerPoint Presentation showing beautiful photographs to share with you to help you make up your own minds.
- [Fruit and Veg – ‘Art with Food’](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/fruit_and_veg_art_with_food.htm): Art With Food. Fruit and Veg carving is a growing culinary art. The secret of success is to buy, or else make the right tools. Free Free PowerPoint Presentation.
- [F-15 Plane Hoax – Free PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/f-15_plane_hoax.htm): F-15 Plane crash photos revealed as hoax say Will and Guy. Free PowerPoint Slide Show
- [Rory and Millie – Miniature Shetland and a Dog](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/rory_millie.htm): PowerPoint Presentation featuring Rory, a Shetland pony, and Millie a Labrador dog
- [Pictures of Planes in Difficulty](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/pictures_plane_difficulties.htm): Picture of plane in difficulty. Each picture of a plane in difficulty records an unfortunate accident.
- [A Modern Day Parable – The Cookies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/parable_cookie.htm): A Modern Day Parable - The Cookies PowerPoint Presentation. A young lady was waiting in the airport's departure lounge. There was a delay so she bought some cookies.
- [Clean One-liner Jokes for Stand-up Comedians](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_standup_comedian.htm): Clean Funny One-liner Jokes for stand-up comedians. I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle.' The bloke said, 'Kenwood?' I said, 'Where is he then?'
- [Shrove Tuesday (Pancake Day)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/shrove_tuesday.htm): When is Shrove Tuesday? It is Easter that fixes the date of Shrove Tuesday (Pancake day). See our pancake jokes. A Welshman, an Englishman and an American were having a drink.
- [Candlemas – 2nd of February](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/candlemas.htm): The History of Candlemas or Imboc, which is celebrated on the 2nd of February. The most obvious derivation of the name Candlemas is from the blessing of candles.
- [Video Clip Elephant Escapes – 911 Police Call](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/elephant_escapes.htm): Elephant escapes video clip. Caller: Hum, we have found an elephant walking down the street near the community center. See how the elephant escape unfolded
- [Cats and Dogs at Play – Free PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/cats_dogs.htm): A PowerPoint Presentation showing cats and dogs caught in amusing poses. The slides develop a narrative of their own, all centred on the word - fun.
- [Funny Halloween Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_stories.htm): Funny Halloween Stories. Passengers on a train thought that a Halloween reveller, who was dressed up as zombie, was actually a murder victim.
- [Spectacular Whales](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/whales.htm): There are at least a dozen different species of whales, for example: Blue, Sperm, Killer (Orca) Fin, Sei, Bryde's, Minke, Humpback, Gray, Bowhead. See our amazing PowerPoint Presentation.
- [An Odyssey of Animal Photographs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/animal_odyssey.htm): Collection of animal photographs. Mrs Dormouse was stealing food from the kitchen with her children, when Slats, the cat pounced.
- [How Much Closer Do You Want Me?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_c130_typhoon.htm): Typhoon Eurofighter: How Much Closer Do You Want Me? Here we see the camera crew in the back of a Hercules C-130 transport plane.
- [Boys Night Out – Funny Application Form](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/boys_night_out.htm): Boys Night Out - Funny Application Form. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below.
- [Children’s Letters to God – Inspirational Christian Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/childrens_letters_god.htm): Inspirational Christian stories in the form of children's letters to God - PowerPoint Presentation. Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the one you got now?
- [Snowball the Head-banger – Funny Cockatoo Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/cockatoo.htm): Snowball the head-banger, funny Cockatoo video clip. Here we have a Cockatoo called snowball strutting his stuff in time to the music. Check out his foot beat in time with tune.
- [Indian Runner Ducks Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/ducks_india.htm): Will and Guy have tracked down an Indian runner ducks video. See how they waddle down the road and play 'follow my leader'. Their feet are further back than those of normal ducks which means they tend have an erect attitude.
- [Chocolate Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_chocolate.htm): Will's Ten Rules to Remember when Eating Chocolate: For example: If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
- [Funny Diet Tips](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/diets_weigh_of_life.htm): Dieting is a weigh of life. It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds. See more funny diet jokes and stories ...
- [Golf Pro Demonstration – Tip or Trick?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/golf_pro.htm): Funny Golf Video. Study this golf demonstration very carefully. Will and Guy have some questions for you about the sequence. Is it a tip or a trick shot?
- [Beware! How to Shoot Yourself – And not in the Foot](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/shoot_self.htm): Shooting Self. This is one video that Will and Guy thought long and hard before publishing. Our justification is that we want to warn budding gunmen to take care.
- [Cute Christmas Tree](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_trees_sublime.htm): Cute Christmas tree. Soo Kee, a jeweller from Singapore, built this Christmas tree. It has nearly 22,000 diamonds and almost 4000 crystal beads. over 22000 diamonds
- [Cat’s Nest](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/cats_nest.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for February. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Credit Card Scam](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/credit_card_scam.htm): This phone credit card scam is pretty slick since they provide YOU with all the information - except for the one number they want.
- [Great Scenic Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/scenic_pictures.htm): Great Scenic Pictures, for example, Aurora Borealis Northern lights.
- [Chinese Mountain Trail – Your Cup of Tea?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/china_mountain_trail.htm): Free PowerPoint slide show of a Chinese mountain trail. How far would you go for a cup of tea?
- [The True Biblical Story of Christmas](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_religious_story.htm): In amongst the hurly-burly of commercial Christmas we wanted to created an oasis where we could re-tell the true Christmas story.
- [Traditional Carols at Christmas](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_carols_traditional.htm): Traditional carols at Christmas. Away in a manger. Oh Come, All Ye Faithful. Silent night
- [Cracked Pot – Inspirational Chinese Proverb](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/cracked_pot.htm): Will and Guy have obtained an inspirational PowerPoint Presentation explaining the old Chinese proverb of the 'Cracked Pot'.
- [Funny New Year Resolutions – Diet Diary](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/new_year_resolutions.htm): Funny New Year resolutions - Diet Diary. The following is a diary extract from a friend of ours who gained weight during December's festivities and now needs to work it off so as to get into her clothes
- [Funny Car Wash Pictures and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_car_wash.htm): Funny car wash pictures and jokes. The ultimate car wash - Texas style
- [Happy New Year – In Different Languages](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/happy_new_year.htm): Happy New Year in over 50 different languages. In some languages the accents are important, for example in Spanish you really do need the tilde over the 'n' in Año.
- [Funny Gaffes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_gaffes.htm): Will and Guy's funny game show gaffes. Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? Contestant: Crocodiles.
- [Eagle Rebirth – Inspirational PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/eagle_rebirth.htm): The reason that this bald eagle presentation is so inspirational is because it's a metaphor for adapting. Interesting facts
- [Funny Christmas Trees](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_trees_funny.htm): Pictures of Funny Christmas Trees. The Merseyside Food Inspection Agency (MFIA) has issued a warning about this funny looking Xmas tree made in Korea.
- [Kissing Under the Mistletoe at Christmas](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_mistletoe.htm): The custom of kissing under the mistletoe could possibly be related to a Scandinavian goddess. One current tradition is to burn the Christmas time mistletoe at 12th night.
- [Solar Powered Outdoor Christmas Lights](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_lights_solar.htm): Will and Guy are assembling a team to design solar powered outdoor Christmas lights. Also Moon powered outdoor Christmas lights
- [Short Funny Christmas Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_stories_funny.htm): Will and Guy's short, funny, Christmas stories. Late home after a night out, a youngster attempted to climb into his home down the chimney. What happened next?
- [Funny But Strange Signs Funny PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/strange_funny_signs.htm): Funny But Strange Signs - PowerPoint Presentation. Our greatest hope is that these signs will inspire you to look out for strange signs in your neighbourhood, or on your travels
- [Christmas Tree Lights Around the World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmastide_lights.htm): Celebrating Christmas tree lights around the world with a beautiful PowerPoint Presentation of Christmas tree lights. From about 1895, Christmas lights started replacing real wax candles and coloured glass.
- [Funny Footballers’ Haircuts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/footballers_haircuts.htm): While they cannot wear their flashy clothes on the pitch, the true football fashion worshiper can express himself through his hair. See our funny footballers' haircuts....
- [Funny Christmas Pictures, Jokes, Videos and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas): Will and Guy's funny Christmas pictures, jokes, stories and videos. Featuring, snow, santa, rudolph and all the festive funnies
- [Traditional Christmas Food and Drink from Around the World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_food.htm): Traditional Christmas food and drink from around the world. 'Waiter - There is a fly in my champagne' The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass. The Russian.....
- [Polar Bear Meets Huskies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_polar_bear_huskies.htm): A great PowerPoint presentation showing how a polar bear becomes friendly with huskies. Trepidation as the bear approaches the huskies.....
- [Funny Thanksgiving Trivia, Jokes and Riddles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/thanksgiving_trivia.htm): Will and Guy's funny Thanksgiving, trivia jokes and riddles. Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Why it's the ...
- [Funny Birds on a Wire – See the Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/birds_wire.htm): Funny birds on a wire - See the Video. Little birds, big bird, what happens on the telphone wire. Reminds us of Leonard Cohen's, 'Like a bird on the wire...'
- [Cat and Mice in Heaven](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_cat_mice.htm): A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said.......
- [Amazing Train Market in Bangkok](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/train_market_bangkok.htm): Amazing train market in Bangkok, a very funny train station. Check out this video. First we see the train rumbling slowly into Bangkok's station.
- [White Peacock Picture](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_peacock.htm): Picture of a beautiful white peacock. Just as you get white individuals in herd of cattle, so you get white varieties of peacock. The 'normal' peacock is the blue peacock, and the white is a variety rather than an albino mutant. Interesting Facts about the White Peacock.
- [The Best Photos Taken by the Hubble Telescope](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/powerpoint_presentation_hubble.htm): Amazing PowerPoint Presentation of outer space. This is science at its best. These are the top rated photos taken by the space telescope, Hubble.
- [Urban Myth – Loch Ness Monster](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/urban_myth_loch_ness.htm): Will and Guy's Humour, Funny stories and Urban Myths - Loch Ness Monster is an elephant
- [Funny Seal Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_seal.htm): Funny seal pictures with trainer - Who is training who? Seal on the beach, man approaches seal; what happens next....
- [Imagine by John Lennon](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/lennon_imagine.htm): Here is a marvellous PowerPoint presentation, which matches John Lennon's lyrics with some beautiful poignant images.
- [Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Supper](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/thanksgiving_turkey_pork.htm): Funny Thanksgiving Supper - Eat pork! or eat lamb. Five little turkeys standing at the door, One waddled off, and then there were four. See the Turkey Trot....
- [Funny Pictures of St Patrick’s Day Dogs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_patrick_dogs.htm): The Irish are famed for their love of animals in general and dogs in particular. Here are funny pictures of dogs taken on St Patrick's day.
- [Biscuit City – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/biscuit_city.htm): In total, 72,000 biscuits were used to construct the 'Biscuit city' including Chocolate Digestives, Rich Tea, Hobnobs and Fruit Shortcakes. See Will and Guy's PowerPoint Presentation
- [Collection of Evocative Autumn Photography PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/autumn_pictures.htm): Autumn Photos. Will and Guy have made a PowerPoint presentation of evocative autumn photography. Take a stroll down a leafy lane in autumn....
- [Halloween – Trick or Treat Night](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_trick_treat.htm): Guising - trick or treat night at Halloween. Amongst our ancients, trick-or-treat superstition could be a simple proposition; a promise to pray for the souls of the someone else's departed in return for a 'soul cake' or a bowl of soup.
- [Short Christmas Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_stories.htm): Short Christmas stories. The missing five pound note tale. One day just before Christmas, a letter landed on his desk simply addressed in shaky handwriting: 'To God'
- [Christmas Lights Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_lights_search.htm): We imagine that the people who live in this house are real characters. At least when it comes to a Christmas lights video they have a zany sense of humour. Free video download
- [Outside Christmas Lights – Display](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_lights_outside.htm): Here is an new dimension to Outside Christmas lights. Feast your eyes on this extravaganza of co-ordinated flashing bulbs. Free video
- [Outdoor Christmas Lights Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_lights.htm): Will and Guy wonder how many bulbs it takes to make an outdoor Christmas tree display like the one featured here. Free video
- [A Woman Should Have … Every Woman Should Know](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/woman_should_know.htm): A woman should have .... A youth she's content to leave behind.... Every woman should know.... Whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally
- [Rabbit Yarn](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/stories_rabbit.htm): Rabbit yarn by Pauline Henderson. A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie?'
- [The Secret of a Happy Marriage](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/secret_happy_marriage.htm): The Secret of a Happy Marriage by R.Hynes of Mornington. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- [Funny Websites (Slurls) with Long Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_websites.htm): Will and Guy's websites with funny, but clean names. Slurls such as: childrenswear.co.uk children swear?
- [Things To Do in ASDA](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_things_todo_asda.htm): Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
- [Funny Teachers Tales](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_teacher_tales.htm): Funny teachers tales. What was Camelot famous for? Its knight life! My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
- [Circus Strongwoman](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_snippets_july.htm): Circus Strongwoman and Strongman. Sylvia Brumbach, a circus strongwoman who rips up telephone directories, can you help her?
- [Piano Man](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_piano_man.htm): Will and Guy's piano jokes, stories and quotes. Man carries piano to the top of Ben Nevis
- [September’s Loser of the Month](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_loser_sep.htm): Loser of the month. What did he do - he stole a car to get him back in time for his prison curfew.
- [June’s Loser of the Month](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_loser_june.htm): Will and Guy's Loser of the month for June. A thief who stole a World Cup ticket from a woman's handbag was caught after sitting down to watch the game next to his victim's husband.
- [July’s Loser of the Month](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_loser_july.htm): Loser of the month. This regimental goat attempted to poke his horns into the drummer's bottom while on parade.
- [Mad – or What?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_kung_fu_train.htm): Mad Jokes that Made Will and Guy Laugh 1) Mad or What? A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a…
- [10 Interesting Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_interesting_facts.htm): Will and Guy's 10 interesting facts: Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
- [The Nicest Thing About The Future Is That It Always Starts Tomorrow](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_future.htm): The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
- [Funny Food Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_food.htm): FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. Read our funny food story...
- [Farmer Jokes and Funny Farmer’s Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_farmer.htm): Will and Guy's farmer Jokes. The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. See our 'Rancher John' jokes.
- [Cheesy Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_cheesy.htm): Q. How's your job at the clock company? A. Only time will tell.
- [One to Give a Wide Birth – Water Buffalo](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_buffalo.htm): Buffalo - Interesting Facts and Stories. Locals were told not to approach six missing water buffalo as - 'They are able to spray dung across large distances'
- [The Atheist and the Bear](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_atheist.htm): Funny bear stories. An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, from the undergrowth he heard a rustling.....
- [Name That Year – September Dates Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_sep.htm): Will and Guy's Quiz: Guess the year of these September dates. Which year was Juan Peron deposed as president of Argentina.
- [Name that Year – October Dates Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_oct.htm): Will and Guy's Quiz: Guess the year of these October dates. Which year was Marie Antoinette guillotined during the French Revolution.
- [Name that Year – November Dates Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_nov.htm): Guess the year of these November dates. The Gun Powder plot. Which year was Guy Fawkes caught in the parliament cellar?
- [Good Luck and Bad Luck Superstitions](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/bad_luck_trouble.htm): Will and Guy's guide to common superstitions. Myths, omens, irrational beliefs, and especially superstitions, play a role in cultures throughout the world. Here are some of the best for your entertainment.
- [Funny Train Stories – Passenger Complaint](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/train_story.htm): Funny Train Stories - Passenger Complaint..... And Balaam rode to town on his ass. Also see our Russian 'Pullman' Train
- [Wife Carrying World Championships Sonkajarvi in Finland](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_wife_carrying.htm): Will and Guy have discovered that in July 2007 the Wife Carrying World Championships took place in Sonkajarvi in Finland. Teams from all over the world travel to take part in this annual event
- [Couch Potato Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_weight_lifter_potato.htm): Couch Potato jokes. Will has just come across this exercise, suggested for 'seniors', to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
- [A New Element – Governmentium](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_governmentium.htm): A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named 'Governmentium'
- [A Beer Drinker’s Guide to Fault Finding](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_drinking_camra.htm): Will and Guy's humour - CAMRA's beer drinker's guide to fault finding. You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.
- [Clean Christian Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/funny_christian_jokes.htm): Funny Clean Christian Jokes. You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. What price a sermon? ...
- [Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/stories_oap_fined.htm): OAP fined for being too slow A pensioner using a walking stick has been fined for crossing the road too slowly reports The Scotsman. Mayvis Coyle, 82,…
- [Bring Down Petrol Prices](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/petrol_bring_down_prices.htm): The new twist on the old idea of a round robin letter, is that the power of the internet can harness vast numbers of people to take action.
- [Woman’s Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_womens_day.htm): International Very Good Looking Damn Smart Woman's Day. Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City ....
- [Mother Knows Best](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_small_boys_mother.htm): Will and Guy's humour, mother knows best. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. Super glue is forever.
- [How to Gauge a Railway](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_railway_gauge.htm): How to Gauge a Railway. The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet 8 1/2 inches.
- [Police Phone Numbers that Will and Guy Dial](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_police_numbers.htm): Dial the new police numbers. Dial 115 if: Your garden is under constant harassment from birds.
- [Funny Miscellany](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_miscellany.htm): Will and Guy's free, funny miscellany. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
- [A Good Wife’s Guide](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_good_wife_guide.htm): Will and Guy's free good wife's guide. Advice from 1955 about how to prepare for your husband.
- [Driving Joke](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_flag.htm): Will and Guy's driving joke. Funny Department for Transport Initiative
- [Funny Biscuit Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_biscuit.htm): The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi! See our funny biscuit jokes.
- [Don’t Try This At Home](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dont_try_home.htm): A speedway racer, from the Czech Republic, knocked unconscious in a crash stunned ambulance drivers when he woke up speaking perfect English.
- [Name that Year – June Dates Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_jun.htm): Will and Guy's Quiz: Guess the year of these June dates. In which year did China regain sovereignty over the Hong Kong
- [Inspirational Stories for Kids – Red Marbles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/red_marbles.htm): Inspirational Stories for kids: 'Red Marbles'. A beautiful story that helps put into perspective what should be important in our short lives!
- [Funny Passport Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_passport.htm): Funny passport story, an American in Paris. Harvey, smiled and admitted that he had been to France before, as he fumbled for his passport.
- [Christmas Red Tape in the UK](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/christmas_lights_red_tape.htm): Christmas Red tape in the UK. There is a gloomy Xmas ahead for high streets in the UK. The reason is that traditional illuminations are being snuffed out by 'Jobsworths' waving health and safety rules.
- [The Catfish Tale](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/catfish_tale.htm): The Catfish Tale. The problem - ball stuck in mouth. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which had then became stuck in its mouth.
- [Funny Crime Stories – Bungling Burglars](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/bungling_burglars.htm): Funny crime stories - bungling burglars. A suspected burglar put in handcuffs after his arrest, attacked a woman police officer and then escaped by driving off in her car.
- [People Say the Strangest Things](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_strange_sayings.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean jokes. People say the strangest things: Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- [Snippets and One-liners for August](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_snippets_aug.htm): One-liners: Piano tuners are unstrung. Drunks are distilled. There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
- [Back to School Jokes and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_school_back.htm): Back to school jokes, howlers and funny stories. Please excuse Susie, she has been sick and under the doctor. One girl stands up timidly. 'Please sir,' she asks, 'may we have our teacher back?' See the full story....
- [Can I Have Some Irish Sausages Please?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_sausages_irish.htm): Will and Guy's clean Irish sausage jokes. 'Can I have some Irish sausages please?' Asked Seamus. I want to make a proper Irish hot-dog.
- [Funny Pig Stories and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_pigs.htm): Funny pig stories, For example the 'Not rearing pigs' business. My friend, received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I would like to join the 'not rearing pigs' business. Read our funny pig stories.
- [Out of the Mouth of Babes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_out_of_mouths.htm): Out of the mouth of babes. Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.
- [Hunting, Fishing and Shooting Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_hunting_fishing.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean Hunting, Fishing and Shooting Jokes. Line: Something you give your colleagues when they ask on Monday how your fishing went over the weekend.
- [Countryside Jokes from Around the World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_countryside.htm): Countryside Jokes from Around the World. Counting your Chickens. Mikey, the farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him...
- [Funny Welsh Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_david_jokes.htm): Funny Welsh jokes for Saint David's day. Three Englishman walk into a bar and spot a Welshman sitting alone at a table. Also Rugby jokes, Dai 'Eighteen months' - he only had an ear and a half.
- [Guy Fawkes, Bonfire Night – 5th of November](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/bonfire_night.htm): Guy Fawkes, or Bonfire night celebrates the failed attempt to blow up the houses of parliament on the 5th of November 1605. Nowadays people just enjoy the chance to let off fireworks, have a bonfire, and cook sausages outdoors. They also tell Guy Fawkes jokes.
- [Funny Shop Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_name_places.htm): Will and Guy's Funny shop names. An amusing fish and chip shop in Santa Ponsa, Mallorca named 'Oh My Cod'. There is also 'A Salt N Battered' in London road, Sheffield, England.
- [Good Dentist Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_medical.htm): Good dentist jokes. What does a dentist's award look like? We don't have a picture, but apparently it's a big plaque with a little cavity.
- [Funny Differences Between Genders](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_gender_differences.htm): Will and Guy's funny differences between genders Observations on relationships: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- [Jobsworth!](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_jobsworth.htm): A jobsworth is low-level official who has little authority, and respond to reasonable requests for action with: 'I can't do that, because it's more than my job's worth.'
- [The Grand National Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_grand_national.htm): Grand National humour. Funny horse race jokes and stories. THE horse race in April at Aintree, England. Just as The Queen, The Derby, or indeed London, needs no qualifier, so 'The Grand National' needs no soubriquet.
- [International Talk Like a Pirate Day – September 19th](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/international_talk_like_pirate_day.htm): 19th September – it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ye don't want to be forgettin' that and have yer kids goin' to school soundin' like a bunch o' landlubbers, now do ye? Arrr.
- [Mothering Sunday Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/mothering_sunday.htm): Mothering Sunday Stories. In the UK Mothering Sunday is always three weeks before Easter. Sara, a little girl, is sitting and watching her mother wash the dishes at the kitchen sink ...
- [Michaelmas Day 29th September](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/michaelmas_day.htm): Michaelmas Day, the 29th of September is approximately at the end of the harvest, thus Michaelmas Day had special significance for societies in northern latitudes which were dominated by agriculture.
- [Lady Day 25th March](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/lady_day.htm): Lady Day on the 25th March, is one of only 4 quarter days, it just about at the vernal equinox and it commemorates Christ's conception
- [Easter Sunday Calculation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/easter_sunday.htm): Easter Sunday Calculation. The calculation starts with the Vernal Equinox, which is usually on March 21st. Take the next full moon. Easter falls on the following Sunday.
- [Bastille Day 14th of July](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/bastille_day.htm): Jokes for Bastille Day 14th of July. How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? – One. – He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him
- [New Year – Key Questions](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/new_year_key_questions.htm): How to tell that you have entered a New Year. Enjoy our free yet funny New Year pictures, stories and jokes.
- [New Sign Warns Lorry Drivers of Sat Nav Problem](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/sign_warn_sat_nav.htm): Problem: Sat Nav sends lorry drivers down impossibly narrow roads. Soluton New Sign to Warn Lorry Drivers of Sat Nav Problem
- [Funny Oxymoron Examples](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_oxymoron.htm): Funny oxymoron examples: Gourmet Pizza. User friendly. Plastic glass. Hell's angels. Check out our funny oxymorons
- [Independence Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/4th_july_independence_day.htm): 4th of July jokes and funny stories. On July 4, 1776, thirteen colonies claimed independence from England's King George III. See our 4th of July jokes and funny stories
- [A Funny Word For a Funny World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/clever_wise_words.htm): A funny word for a funny world. Clever one-liners, for example: A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
- [Car Domino Accident Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_car_domino.htm): Car accident video clip, Check out our car accident video clip and see the domino effect....
- [Funny Snow Plough Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/snow_plough.htm): Funny snow plough video. Here is the intrepid report, telling us about boys tunnelling in snow. Free download of video clip
- [It’s a Beautiful Life – Especially on Monday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/life_beautiful_monday.htm): PowerPoint Presentation It's a Beautiful Life - Especially on Monday
- [Fountains of the World – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/fountains_world.htm): Beautiful water features fountains of the world. These pictures don't do the fountains justice, it's much better to click through the amazing PowerPoint Presentation
- [Remembrance Day 11th November](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/remembrance_day.htm): Remembrance Day, Poppy Day, Armistice Day or Veterans Day the 11th November. For each world war the armistice, when all hostilities would cease, was agreed for the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month. This is known as Remembrance Day, Poppy Day, Armistice Day or Veterans Day.
- [The World’s Tallest Man – Sultan Kosen (or Leonid Stadnik)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/tallest_man.htm): The World's Tallest Man - Sultan Kosen or Leonid Stadnik. Also the world's second tallest man - Bao Xishun.
- [Funny Flamingo Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_flamingo.htm): Funny flamingo pictures of Phoenicopterus ruber. Don't you just hate it when someone looks over your shoulder? Interesting facts about flamingos
- [Clever Photography – Interesting Perspectives](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/clever_photographs.htm): Clever Photography taken at interesting perpectives. Kissing the Sphinx, kicking the Leaning Tower of Pisa and snaps of 'Sowing Stars'
- [Dogs Fight Back](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/dogs_fight_back.htm): How dogs fight back. The head of year had a new charity. In assembly he announced: we are going to have a collection for blind dogs for the guides.
- [Wooden Cars and Funny Vehicles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/wooden_road_vehicles.htm): Wooden Cars and Funny Vehicles - Amazing PowerPoint Presentation. Will and Guy find these funny vehicles fascinating and are well worth a look.
- [An Otter Video – See How He Juggles a Ball](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/otter_ball.htm): Otter video showing an amazing juggler. It's rare to see an otter, never mind one who can juggle. See the video, also see interesting facts about otters.
- [Sea Adventure Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/adventure_sea.htm): Sea Adventure Story. Will's friend Jackson invites you to suspend belief, and day dream for 60 seconds in his adventure at sea. See our video clip
- [Silly Signs and Daft Notices](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/silly_signs.htm): A classic collection of silly signs and amusing but daft notices. Drink and drive golf range. Even the hoarding looks drunk.
- [Hummingbirds Fly Zone](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_hummingbird.htm): Hummingbirds in Louisiana. Migrating in September. The story-behind-the-story is that someone in Kentucky falsely passed the photographs off as their own. Interesting facts about hummingbirds
- [Hairy Stone](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_hairy_stone.htm): A stone growing long white hair was given a price of 10 million yuan at an art exhibition.
- [Don’t Try this at Home Pictures that Frighten Will and Guy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_dont_try_home.htm): Don't try this at home. Pictures that frighten Will and Guy
- [Funny Army Pictures of Defence Cuts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_defence_cuts.htm): Funny army pictures showing defence cuts. Also new amusing low cost weaponry for the navy and the air force.
- [Corny Pictures for September](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_corny.htm): Corny Pictures for September. Will and Guy have selected an especially corny crop for your delight and delectation. Classic corny joke.
- [Funny Car Fans](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_car_fans.htm): Funny Car Fan. I once had a car which needed a new fan belt. However, mine was nothing like this:
- [Loser of the Month](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_loser_month.htm): Loser of the month Will and Guy have the stories. A man in Brevard County, Florida, has reported to the authorities that someone reached into his mouth and removed his gold teeth as he slept.
- [Funny Shed Man Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_shed_man.htm): Funny shed man video clip explaining why men need their sheds.
- [Mickey Mouse Tomato](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_tomato_mickey_mouse.htm): Mickey Mouse Tomato. A Chinese man bought a Mickey Mouse-shaped tomato from his local market
- [Pictures that Stink – Eau de Stilton](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_stilton.htm): Pictures that surprise Will and Guy - eau de stilton. Stilton has launched a blue cheese perfume. Will it catch on?
- [Lucky Escapes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_lucky_escape.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures. Amusing, Funny and Lucky Escapes. Sleep walking. Hang on a minute, let us look at the BIG picture - scroll down.
- [Funny Eating Habits](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_eat_dirt.htm): Chinese girl eats dirt - Funny eating habits. People do eat the funniest things
- [Hate Calls?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_baboon.htm): Pictures That Amuse Will and Guy Hate Calls? Hate Dropped Calls - Which monkey did it? Baboon Supporters? A safari park is warning visitors to remove…
- [Funny Evening Activities](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_activities.htm): Funny Evening Activities, Ballet classes, Karate funny billboards
- [Pictures of Storm Damage](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_storm_damage.htm): Understatement of the Year - Police Slow Lightning Bolt Strikes Tree - Storm Damage P.S. Please send us your funny pictures of storm damage. January Snow…
- [Strange But True Story – Prison Life in Norway](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_prison_norway.htm): Will and Guy's Humour. Strange but true story - Prison life in Norway
- [Strange But True Inland Revenue Letter](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_inland_revenue.htm): Will and Guy's strange but true story about the Inland Revenue (Tax office)
- [The Question of Hell](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_hell.htm): Guy and Will's humour - The following is an actual question given as part of a university chemistry exam. .
- [Inspirational Life Stories Shay’s Heart-Rending Account](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/shays_heart_rendering_story.htm): Inspirational life stories: Shay's heart-rending account, Dancing in the rain, also, Daddy's Poem
- [Outrageous Water Skiing](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_waterski.htm): Water Skiing pictures that amuse Will and Guy. Don't miss Plan C - Squirrel Water-ski method.
- [Mellow Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_sun_flamingo.htm): Mellow Pictures. Imagine it's midsummer day and you have just come in from a hard day's work. You pour yourself a nice long drink, you sit on your favourite chair. Here are pictures that capture that moment.
- [Funny Irish Logic](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_irish_bridge.htm): Funny Irish logic. No shooting the owner. Two Irishmen were walking down a country road, when they saw a man hanging over a bridge with another mans legs in his grasp.
- [Funny Fishy Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_fishy_june.htm): Will and Guy's funny fishy pictures to cheer you up. See our clever pelicans fishing. Faithful pelican friends - Waiting for dinner
- [Egg Tattoo](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_egg_tattoo.htm): Funny Pictures of Egg Tattoo. This man has had a tattoo of a full breakfast created on his head.
- [Funny Pictures of a Useless Cat](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cat_useless.htm): Will and Guy's funny cat pictures. Silly, useless cat gives mouse a chance. See how another silly cat got electrocuted.
- [Balloon Man – Kent Couch](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_balloon_man.htm): Balloon man lawn chair no seat belt. Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with drinks, snacks, a parachute but no seat belt.
- [Anger Management Pictures to make you chuckle](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_anger_management.htm): Pictures of anger management. Also the temperance seven
- [Funny Tractor Pictures – 3 Wheels on My Wagon](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_3_wheels_wagon.htm): 3 wheels on my wagon. Funny tractor pictures! We are not sure if Alan is marrying the tractor, Jane the bride; or both.
- [Jack-o-Lantern Legend and Pumpkins](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_jack_lantern.htm): The origin of the Jack-o-Lantern legend. There is an enduring Irish story based on the Jack-o-Lantern character. In the story, Jack tricks the Devil with a promise cider into climbing up an apple tree. Also how to make a Jack-o-Lantern.
- [Tiger and Piglets – Strange But True](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/tiger_cubs_chops.htm): Tiger and Piglets - Cubs or Chops? Three tiger and piglet interesting facts and stories from Thailand, California and China
- [Name That Year – July Dates Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_jul.htm): Will and Guy's Quiz: Guess the year of these July dates. In which year did William Austin Burt patent the first typewriter
- [True Story About a Dog Sucking a Kitten](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_dog_cat.htm): True story about a dog suckling a cat kitten. This true story started when the tiny kitten ran out in front of Jimmy Martin's truck.
- [Tennis Jokes – Wimbledon](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_tennis.htm): Tennis Jokes. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, 'Love' means nothing.
- [Funny Rugby Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_rugby.htm): Humour, funny rugby stories. Remember that rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Jonah.
- [Funny Sports Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_quotes.htm): Funny Sports Quotes. I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
- [Interesting Cricket Reports](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_cricket_report.htm): Interesting cricket reports from all over the world. An amateur cricketer hit an astonishing 42 runs in one over.
- [Shaun the Sheep](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_shaun_sheep.htm): Shaun the Sheep is a cult TV programme that is sweeping the UK. It is rare that program, which is ostensibly designed for children, is loved by adults. See our funny sheep pictures
- [Funny Perspective Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_perspective.htm): Funny perspective pictures. See the photos, you decide which orientation you think is correct
- [Funny Anti-Smoking Cartoons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_anti_smoking_cartoon.htm): Funny anti-Smoking Cartoons for 12th March Also how an MEP cigarette ban went up in smoke. See our smoking point pictures
- [Quiz – Name That Year](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_index.htm): Will and Guy's Name That Year Quiz - Guess the year of these dates. Answers supplied
- [Name That Year – August Dates Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_aug.htm): Will and Guy's Quiz: Guess the year of these August dates. All these events happened in August - But in which year?
- [Why Did the Chicken Block the Road?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_chicken_cross_road.htm): 2,500 Chickens managed to carryout a daring escape on the A80 near Haggs in Scotland.
- [More Funny Jokes – Selection of Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_assorted.htm): Humour, funny short story. A drunk driver tried to avoid arrest by leaping into the back of his moving car during a chase in the Australian outback.
- [Franglais Examples](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_franglais.htm): Will and Guy's franglais example phrases: Coupe de grace - A lawn mower. Pas de deux? - Father of twins? Chaussee deformer? - Are you a contortionist?
- [Printer and Mouse Problem](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_mouse_printer.htm): Funny, picture of computer mouse. Computer mouse stories
- [Skimming Stones – Ducks and Drakes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/skimming_stones.htm): Skimming Stones, is also called 'Ducks and Drakes'. Russell Byars has a video showing him skimming a pebble for 51 hops. See the World Championships.
- [Yorkshire Jokes and Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_yorkshire.htm): Yorkshire people are a very particular breed: they can be dour, they speak their minds and they are hard working, friendly and kind.
- [Wisdom, Knowledge and Experience](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_wisdom.htm): Wisdom, Knowledge and Experience. The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.
- [School Answering Machine – Joke or True?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_school_answer_phone.htm): School Answering Machine - This is the message that a School staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine
- [Funny Hotel Stories – Tenjewberrymuds](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_room_service_tenjewberrymuds.htm): Funny hotel stories. Tenjewberrymuds, a room service sage. Morrin, roon sirbees. Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service. See what happened next...
- [Augusts’ Loser of the Month](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_loser_aug.htm): Loser of the month. What did he do - he stole a car to get him back in time for his prison curfew.
- [Letter of the Month – Dear Abby](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_letter_month.htm): Letter of the Month - Dear Abby, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
- [Jokes From All Over The World](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_international_funny.htm): Will and Guy's clean jokes from all over the world. What do you call a woman who can balance 8 beers on her head? - Beatrix
- [Cycle Jokes and Funny Bicycle Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_cycle.htm): Cycle Jokes. I took lessons in bicycle riding. – But I could only afford half of them. – Now I can ride a unicycle.
- [Ideas to Amuse Kids and Bemuse Parents](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/amuse_kids.htm): It's a dark December day and it's your job to amuse your nephews, nieces or friends children. You need some ideas to have some fun with the kids.
- [Bush, Rice and Whose Coffee?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_bush_rice.htm): Check out Condoleezza Rice, Yassir, Koffi, Hu and especially - Bush on this video
- [Naughty Kids Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/naughty_kids.htm): Before you look at the naughty kids video, try this; guess what each child is about to do to their parent.
- [Value of Food From The Doctor’s Desk](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/food_values_doctor.htm): Value of Food From the Doctor's Desk. See the PowerPoint Presentation for advice on which foods will give you relief from specific illnesses.
- [Funny Cow Car Ride](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/cows_car_ride.htm): Funny cows car ride - Video. Follow the journey and see the adventures of an ordinary Mitsubishi pickup. More interesting facts...
- [St Swithin’s Day – 15th of July](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_swithin.htm): St. Swithin's day if thou dost rain For forty days it will remain St. Swithin's day if thou be fair For forty days 'twill rain nae mair. (no more)
- [St Andrew – Patron Saint of Scotland](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_andrew.htm): St Andrew, the patron saint of Scotland, is the same Andrew who was one of Jesus' twelve disciples. Funny Scottish jokes. How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
- [Special Sports Days](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/index_sports.htm): Special Days. Here is Will and Guy's collection of interesting, memorable and important sporting days throughout the calendar.
- [Pictures of Beautiful Glasswing Butterflies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_butterflies_glasswing.htm): Will and Guy's pictures of Glasswing Butterfly Ithomiinae. Interesting facts: Top speed for a glasswing is about 8 mph.
- [Funny Pecking Order Picture](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_pecking_order.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures showing birds pecking order. See which level do you belong at? Pecking Order or simply 'Peck Order' is a hierarchical system of social organisation in animals.
- [Funny Ostrich Pictures – Crazy Ostriches Escape](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_ostrich.htm): Funny Ostrich pictures. Crazy Ostriches escape. Interesting facts: there are three collective nouns for Ostriches, a pride, a flock and our favourite, a wobble of Ostriches.
- [Remarkable Horse in Art](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_horse_art.htm): Interesting pictures of horse in art. Statues are made from driftwood, old wellington boots, even tyres.
- [Microsoft’s Employee of the Month – August](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/picture_microsoft_employee.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for August. Microsoft's Employee of the Month - August.
- [I Don’t Do Windows](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_windows.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, Jokes and funny pictures. I don't do Windows...
- [Clever Inventions – Interesting Vehicles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/stories_the_clever.htm): Pictures of clever inventions and interesting vehicles. Here we have an assortment of vehicles chosen for their unusual design. For example: Compact Low Emission Vehicle for Urban Transport
- [Funny Letters to Government Agencies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_government_agency.htm): Funny letters to government agencies in the USA. – In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
- [Funny Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_englishman_irishman.htm): Funny Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman jokes. A Frenchman, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are talking together after some rigorous exercise. 'I'm so tired and thirsty,' moaned the Frenchman, 'I think I must have a glass of wine. See the rest of the Englishman, Irishman joke ....
- [Vegetable Art](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_vegetable_art.htm): Vegetable Art: Meet the family, orange, aubergine, cauliflower, also a square melon and other funny vegetables.
- [Payback Time](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_payback_time.htm): Return from holiday - Pay-back time. Funny pictures of an office prank
- [Funny Pavement Art](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_pavement_art.htm): Funny Pavement Art. Examples of the artist include, batman, 'The rescue' and Waterfall.
- [Funny Global Warming Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_global_warming.htm): Funny global warming pictures and humour. According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
- [Funny Hot Dogs – Dachshund Races](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/dachshund_races.htm): Funny Hot dogs! Dachshunds take part in the John Morrell 'Running of the Wieners'
- [History of Halloween – October 31st](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_history_origin.htm): Halloween can be traced back to Celtic festivals which celebrated the new year on the eve of 31st October.
- [Funny Computer Messages](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_messages.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, funny computer messages. Suzanne found this message at the bottom of a windows update she was planning to download. 'Windows Update requires an update before you can install updates for Windows.'
- [Parrot Held in Prison](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_parrot.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Parrot joke.
- [Sinking – Mayday Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/sinking_thinking.htm): The coastguard radio operator receives his training, then incomes his first 'Mayday', 'Mayday' call. What could possibly go wrong? See our Mayday sinking video clip
- [Funny Tour de France Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_tour_de_france.htm): Will and Guy's funny tour de France pictures. Alternative Muppets Tour de France
- [Pictures and Videos to Entertain You in October](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_october.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for October. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Pictures and Videos to Entertain You in December](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_december.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for November. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Ice Sculptures Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/ice_sculpture.htm): Ice sculptures pictures. Ice festivals occur annually in Japan, China, and the Netherlands, see our beautiful PowerPoint Presentation.
- [Welsh New Year – The Mari Lwyd Tradition](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/new_year_mari_lwyd.htm): Mari Lwyd (Grey Mare). What distinguishes the Mari Lwyd celebrations from other New Year merriment is that the revellers challenge house-holders to a singing contest in Welsh.
- [A Bumper Page of Pilot Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/pilot_jokes.htm): Bumper page of funny pilot jokes. Flying blind. Classic navigation. Flying in the old days. After a long pause the pilot said, 'You mean you're not my flying instructor.'
- [Husband Encourages Wife to Shop Funny Phone Call](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/wife_shopping_phone.htm): Husband Encourages Wife to Shop This one of our best video clips - funny phone call
- [Never Appear With Children or Animals – Even in Church](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_church.htm): Never appear with children or animals - Even in Church
- [Valentine’s Day Token of Love](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_love_token.htm): Here we have an interesting and curious 18th century love token. More classic examples of love tokens down the ages.
- [Funny Valentine Chocolates](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_chocolates.htm): Funny Valentine Chocolates. Will's Ten Rules to Remember when Eating Chocolate: For example: If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
- [Pictures and Videos to Entertain You in November](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_november.htm): Funny pictures, amusing videos and PowerPoint Presentations for November. Photos to make you laugh and to make you think.
- [Silly Labels and Funny Warning Notices](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/funny_sign_pictures.htm): Silly labels and funny warning notices. Funny Label - 'Our President is an Idiot'.
- [Funny Political Systems](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_political_systems.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny Political Systems. Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
- [Loser of the Week](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_loser_week.htm): Loser of the week. Cars and their drivers are a particularly rich source of 'loser of the week'. A Chinese woman has been involved in a car crash - because she let her dog drive.
- [Funny Cat Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/virtual/cats.htm): Funny cat stories. Mutt adopts moggies, cat jury service, cat diary. Selection of short cat stories for kids and adults.
- [Bad Defending – Free Football Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/video_football_defending.htm): Bad Defending, Goalkeeper's non save. - Free Football Video
- [David Beckham – Moves to L.A. Galaxy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_beckham_america.htm): David Beckham - Moves to L.A. Galaxy. In July 2007 the phenomenon that is David Beckham moves from Spain to California.
- [Ten Funny Plane Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/plane_jokes.htm): Bumper page of ten funny plane jokes. Also, pilot jokes and cabin crew stories
- [Yorkshire Airlines – Free Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_yorkshire_airlines.htm): Fly Yorkshire Airlines. Captain Boycott at the controls - free video. Here is an airline that is dedicated to the very best in Yorkshire ale, people and countryside.
- [Funny Squirrel Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_squirrel.htm): Funny squirrel pictures. Free video showing how Walter (the Squirrel) protects his master's beer. Also more amazing pictures of a squirrel rescuing its baby from a dog.
- [Squirrel Steals a Bar of Chocolate](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_squirrel_chocolate.htm): Cyril the squirrel has acquired a valuable trick, it enables him to survive in towns where nuts are rare, but chocolate is plentiful. See the amazing video....
- [The Squirrel Assault Course – Free Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_squirrel_assault.htm): Picture this: its autumn, the leaves are falling exposing the tasty hazel nuts. The squirrel trainer has prepared the assault course.
- [Funny Romantic Dinner](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_romantic_dinner.htm): Here is a classic story of romance, only the course of true love never does run smoothly. See our funny romantic dinner
- [Funny Video Clip – Rabbit v Snake with a Twist in the Tail](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_rabbit_snake.htm): Funny video clip showing a rabbit battling with a snake - Free Download. Rabbit meets snake - Who is chasing who?
- [Pool Dominoes -Trick Shots](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_pool_trick.htm): Pool Dominoes - Trick Shots. Will and Guy think of pool as a winter game. Here is some tricky play we hope that you will enjoy. Free video
- [A Difficult Landing for Will’s Plane](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_plane_landing.htm): Plane makes difficult landing. Will and Guy have selected this video to get you in the mood for your summer holiday flight.
- [Funny Passport Video – Free Download](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_passport.htm): Funny Passport Video. The burning question: 'Why is he putting on a disguise to match his photo?'
- [Monday v Friday Free Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_mon_fri.htm): Monday v Friday. Every Friday we go home full of the joys of the weekend. Yet every Monday we drag ourselves into work. Free Video Clip
- [Mime Dancers Create Penguins and a Gun](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_mime.htm): Mime Dancers create penguins and a gun. Here we have a talented group of mime dancers. See how they work together to produce some amazing shapes.
- [Helicopter Crashes Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_helicopter_crash.htm): Helicopter Crashes Video Clip - Chopper goes down. Let us hope that nobody was hurt and that the video clip helped the accident team find out what went wrong.
- [Fantastic Machine Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_fantastic_machine.htm): Will and Guy have seen many candidates for 'Fantastic Machine', however this musical masterpiece truly deserves the accolade of Fantastic Machine of the year. Free video clip.
- [Funny Office Disasters – The Elastic Band](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_elastic_band.htm): Funny office disaster - Elastic band strikes, free video download.
- [Cat and Dog Catch Robbers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_dog_cat_robbery.htm): Cat and dog catch robbers. Charming cat and dog video clip. Free video Download.
- [Cyclist – Winners and Losers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_cyclist_winner.htm): Cyclist - Winners and Losers. This looks like one of those sequences from a 'What happened next' quiz.
- [Funny Beer Ads, Quotations, Trivia and a Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_beer_effects.htm): Funny Beer Ads, Quotations and Trivia. Collect beer mats is called tegestology. Peacefully Sleeping off a night on the booze, check the video....
- [Springboard Accident Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/springboard_video.htm): The key question with this springboard accident video is: could it be a fake, or is it for real. Following frame-by-frame analysis Will and Guy think the springboard video is real.
- [Funny Cat Flush Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/cat_flush.htm): Funny Cat flush story Read the following account of the cat flushing the toilet. Then watch the video and make sure you have the sound on.
- [Car Windscreen Washer Problem – Free Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/car_windscreen_kids.htm): Here is a driver pootling along on the freeway, keeping to the speed limit. Bad luck, a bird dropping lands on his windscreen.
- [Car Wheelie – Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/car_wheelie.htm): Car wheelie. 'It takes 20,000 bolts to make a car, but only one nut to spread it all over the road'.
- [Airports and Airstrips With Difficult Runways](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/airports_airstrips.htm): Great PowerPoint Presentation featuring airstrips with difficult runways, jungles, islands also Madeira. Every runway has a number which indicates its bearing.
- [After Dinner Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/index_after_dinner.htm): Will and Guy's stories of funny events, after dinner jokes that tickle our sense of humour. A mixture of true stories and urban myths.
- [Classic Saint Patrick’s Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_patrick_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's clean Saint Patrick's day jokes. Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. And so did an American.....
- [St George’s Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_george.htm): Saint George's Day jokes for 23rd April. Despite the legend of Saint George slaying a dragon, he was a real person.
- [Funny Video Clip- Amazing Horn Player](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_horn.htm): Funny Video Clip. Stand up comic - horn player - bells on his toes and everywhere else.
- [Stupid Video Clips – Bad luck](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_bad_luck.htm): A double dose of bad luck. Stupid video clip. See those bulging eyes
- [Lucky Escape – Plane Crashes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_plane_submerged.htm): Funny pictures showing lucky plane escapes. Photos of a submerged plane and a plane crash on a beach that missed the sunbathers.
- [Funny Airline Cabin Crew Announcements](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_cabin_crew.htm): Real examples of funny airline cabin crew announcements. 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'
- [A Bad Day at the Office – Toner](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_toner.htm): We have all had them bad days at the office. Printer toner gives Guy the yipps, if you check out this video clip, then it appears I am not alone
- [A Cup of Coffee with Your Computer?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_coffee.htm): An everyday story of office life. Trust us: this is a familiar story, it is just that you don't recognise the punch line - until you see the computer coffee video.
- [Video clip of Victor Borge – The funniest man in the world](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/comedian_victor_borge.htm): Video Clip of Victor Borge. The funniest man in the world.
- [Funny Football Photos](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_pictures.htm): Funny Football Photos. Soccer may only be played in the archery range!
- [Funny Accidents Video Clips](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_accidents.htm): Selection of funny accident video clips. Many of the clips illustrate recklessness combined with supreme optimism.
- [Suisse Army Make-up Pen Knife](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_makeup_knife.htm): Suisse Army Make-up Pen Knife. A must-have for the well groomed secretary.
- [Hollow Face – Ghost Illusion (Video)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/ghost_optical_illusion.htm): Will and Guy ponder how Celtic Druids used illusions at times like Halloween to impress and manipulate their worshipers. See our Ghost Illusion.
- [Neologism Word Contest Alternate Meanings for Common Words](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_neologism_words.htm): Neologism: Each year the Washington Post invites readers to think of alternative meanings for common words. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
- [Good Funny Jokes for September](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/index_sep.htm): Will and Guy's funny jokes for September. Drivers kill more deer than hunters. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
- [Clean Jokes and Funny Stories for October](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/index_oct.htm): Will and Guy's selection of clean jokes and funny stories for October. For the really keen cricket (or baseball) fan October is when you discover that your wife left you in May. - Denis Norden
- [Clean Short Jokes for November](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/index_nov.htm): Will and Guy's clean short jokes for November. A Woman Should Have ...... A past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age...
- [Clean Hilarious Jokes for June](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/index_jun.htm): Will and Guy's Clean Hilarious Jokes for June. Short one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
- [Quick Funny Jokes for July](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/index_jul.htm): Will and Guy's quick funny jokes for July. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- [Funny Online Stories for December](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/index_dec.htm): Funny online stories for December. Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
- [Best Clean Jokes for August](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/index_aug.htm): Will and Guy's best clean jokes for August. 'Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.' Cullen Hightower
- [The Selkirk Settler – Free PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/selkirk_settler.htm): This is the Selkirk Settler built by Govan Shipbuilders, Glasgow, Scotland and named in 1983.
- [Engrish Examples – Funny PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/engrish.htm): Engrish is the name for English words which appears on oriental signs. Japanese, Korean or Chinese companies wish to appear bi-lingual, but the result is a funny English phrase. For example 'Flesh Juice'
- [Beleaguered Bear Story – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/bear_beleaguered.htm): This black bear was strolling across Rainbow Bridge, in Nevada County, California, when two cars crossed the bridge at the same moment. This spooked the bear to such an extent that it jumped over the rail. See the rest of the story...
- [Eric’s Artwork – Amazing PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/amazing_artwork.htm): Eric's amazing artwork. Eric transforms building in NY and Ohio into marvellous murals
- [New Year Traditions](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/new_year_traditions.htm): Will and Guy's New Year traditions. Each country has its own way of celebrating the new year. What happens at Hogmanay in Scotland? Also see our New Year jokes
- [New Year Jokes and Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/new_year.htm): Will and Guy's New Year jokes, funny stories and pictures. God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.
- [Up-Helly-Aa Celebrations in Lerwick](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/up_helly_aa.htm): Up-Helly-Aa jokes. How does the Chief Guizer communicate with the rest of his team? He uses Norse code. What happened to the Up-Helly-Aa politically correct boat-building committee?
- [Amazing Coincidences](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_coincidences.htm): Amazing coincidences. Lightning strikes twice. Scarcely believable coincidences, for example Hernán Cortés arriving in Mexico fitted a Mayan Prediction
- [Burns Night Jokes – 25th January](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_burns_night.htm): Burns night 25th January celebrates the birthday of Scotland's finest poet. How to grow your own haggis, and other funny Scottish joke
- [Special Day Events and Saints Days](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/index.htm): Special day events and Saints Days. Every month has at least one Saint's day or special anniversary. Our intention is to use these special days to give the year signposts.
- [Funny Halloween Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_pictures.htm): Funny Halloween pictures. Why cats love Halloween. Also why dogs hate Halloween. Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle.
- [Funny Pictures to Cheer You Up in January](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_january.htm): Funny pictures to cheer you up in January. Photos to make you laugh and to make you think.
- [Funny Seagull Pictures – Bird Gender](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_seagull_bird_gender.htm): Funny seagull pictures. Funny pictures showing bird gender
- [Funny Basketball Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_basketball.htm): Funny Basketball Pictures - Lenin scores... Basketball was invented by Dr. James Naismith.
- [Salvador Dali Style Beautiful PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_ppt_dali.htm): Fantastic free PowerPoint presentation after the style of Salvadore Dali. Salvador Dali. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.Salvador Dali
- [Zodiac Signs for May](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/zodiac_may.htm): Will and Guy's humour - May Zodiac Signs, Taurus and Gemini
- [Pictures to Cheer You in September](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_september.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for September. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Groundhog Day Jokes – February 2nd](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_groundhog_day.htm): Groundhog Day Jokes. Also, when is Groundhog day? What happens in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania USA is that the behaviour of a Phil the Groundhog determines if spring is just around the corner, or if the weather will take a turn for the worse.
- [Zodiac Signs for September](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/zodiac_sep.htm): Will and Guy's humour - September Zodiac Signs, Virgo and Libra
- [Zodiac Signs for October](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/zodiac_oct.htm): Will and Guy's humour - October Zodiac Signs, Libra and Scorpio
- [Zodiac Signs for November](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/zodiac_nov.htm): Will and Guy's humour - November Zodiac Signs, scorpio and saggitarius
- [Zodiac Signs for June](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/zodiac_june.htm): Will and Guy's humour - June Zodiac Signs, Gemini and Cancer
- [Zodiac Signs for July](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/zodiac_july.htm): Will and Guy's humour - July Zodiac Signs, Cancer and Leo
- [Zodiac Signs for December](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/zodiac_dec.htm): Will and Guy's humour - December Zodiac Signs, Sagittarius and Capricorn
- [Zodiac Signs for August](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/zodiac_aug.htm): Will and Guy's humour - August Zodiac Signs, Leo and Virgo
- [Cormorant – Recipe](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_cormorant_recipe.htm): Good story about a cormorant recipe. Having shot your cormorant, hold it well away from you as you carry it home....
- [Funny Train Jokes and Assorted Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_wrong_train.htm): Funny train jokes - He punched my ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making several expansive gestures. I simply nodded from time to time to show him that I was interested.
- [Ode To January](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/ode_january.htm): Ode to January: 'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
- [Twelve Strange But True Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_true_stories.htm): Will and Guy's true stories. Selection of strange but true stories for January. Among the items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine.
- [Toponymy – The Study of Unusual Place Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_toponymy.htm): Toponymy - The study of unusual place names. Will and Guy bring you curious place names located in the USA. Purgatory, is sadly in Maine. Also toponyms in the UK, Great Snoring in Norfolk. See our Top 10 Funny Place Names.
- [Qantas Pilot Jokes and Funny Engineer Reports](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_qantas.htm): Qantas pilot jokes and funny engineer reports. Pilots: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
- [Unfortunate Yet Funny Children’s Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_names_children.htm): Unfortunate yet funny children's names, what's in a name? Here are amusing names that parents give their Children. For example: Hazel Nut, Doug Graves, or Neil Down
- [Funny Mensa Tests](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_mensa.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Washington Post's funny mensa test. For Example: Paymeant: the cheque is in the post. Or: Glibido: All talk and no action.
- [Good, Funny Jokes of the Month](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/index.htm): Will and Guy's 'Joke of the month'. Collections of one liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
- [Olympic Hopefuls – Scary Video Clips](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_olympics6.htm): Scary video clips that terrified Will and Guy. See these Olympic hopefuls in desparate action.
- [Pub Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/pub_jokes.htm): Bumper page of clean pub jokes. Barman tales for example, Do you fancy a double? Or mine's a pint
- [Ferret Pictures and Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_ferret.htm): Funny Ferret Picture and story. Staff at a hotel in the centre of York welcomed an unusual guest - a drenched ferret.
- [Funny Animal Video – Giant Panda with Cub](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_panda.htm): Funny animal Video of a Giant Panda with a baby cub feeding. See what happens next... Interesting facts: pandas eat sitting or lying down.
- [Stupid Sports Injuries](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_injury.htm): Will and Guy's Stupid Sports Injuries Will and Guy have researched these amusing, strange and rather silly injuries suffered by some of our sporting…
- [Funny Monkey Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_monkey.htm): Funny monkey pictures. Just monkeying around. A safari park is warning visitors to remove England flags from their cars after a group of baboons began stealing them. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
- [Funny Bartender Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_barman.htm): Funny Bartender stories. A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.'
- [Funny Bike Pictures – Bumper Page](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_pictures_bikes.htm): Bumper page of funny bike pictures. Will and Guy enjoy variety, hence we have a diverse selection of funny bike pictures and amusing stories.
- [Funny Mole Pictures and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_mole.htm): Will and Guy's funny mole pictures. Company is the collective noun for moles, and Citadel the name for lots of mole burrows.
- [Bear Bird Feeder](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_bear_birdfeeder.htm): Pictures of funny events. Bear bird feeder, on the prowl, on the trapeze
- [Computer Jokes – Funny Vista Error Codes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_vista_error_codes.htm): Will and Guy's Computer Jokes Funny Vista Error codes, for example: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
- [Grandma Flying – Hilarious Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_grandma_flying.htm): Hilarious Video clip of Grandma flying - see why this was a bad idea? Also see Granny, the airbag and the impatient motorist.
- [Funny Elephant Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_elephant.htm): Funny elephant pictures and interesting stories. The elephant's memory is legendary; what is not so well known is their greeting ceremony for a long lost member of the herd. – In this greeting ceremony both elephants flap their ears and trumpet.
- [Funny Car Jokes – Bumper Page!](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/car_jokes.htm): Funny free yet clean car jokes. Bumper page of motoring stories and car insurance one-liners. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
- [Five Wonderful Illusions – PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_ppt_illusions.htm): Five Wonderful Illusions. Beautiful woman - or a bird? Fantastic illusion. Surprising picture
- [Driving on Roads in Bolivia Scary PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_ppt_car_bolivia.htm): Scary PowerPoint presentation of roads in Bolivia, dangerous and frightening. Free download
- [Winter Wonderland – Beautiful PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/powerpoint_winter.htm): Winter Wonderland free download of a PowerPoint Presentation. See winter at the North Pole with the polar bear, and the South Pole with the penguins.
- [You Have Two Choices – Uplifting Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/powerpoint_two_choices.htm): Will says that this is the most inspirationasl presentation that he has seen this year. See the uplifting story of Two Choices, PowerPoint Presentation
- [Pictures of Hailstones in Sydney Australia PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/powerpoint_hailstones_sydney.htm): Amazing pictures of hailstones in Sydney Australia. Hailstones as big as golf balls, Free download of PPT
- [Who Needs a Car or Even a Lorry – When You Have a Bike](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/powerpoint_bike.htm): Who needs a car or even a truck - when you have a bike. Funny bike pictures: PowerPoint Presentation
- [A Diamond Mine in Siberia Amazing PowerPoint Slide Show](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_ppt_siberian_mine.htm): Free PowerPoint slide show Diamond mine in Siberia. Deep holes
- [Funny Train Announcements](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_train.htm): Funny train announcements. Tannoy messages from London underground train Drivers. 'This is Paddington Station. Example: 'Please leave your valuables on the train and I will collect them at the end of my shift.'
- [Good Karma – Life Mantra](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_good_karma.htm): Good Karma - life manatra. This is what The Dalai Lama has to say for 2007, for example: 'Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer'.
- [Funny Giraffe Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_giraffe.htm): Funny Giraffe Pictures. Jokes and funny images. Also McDonalds reaches Africa
- [Funny Pictures to Cheer You in July](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_july.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for July. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Funny Safety Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/safety_at_work.htm): Funny safety pictures. New meaning for 'Prop shaft'. Unless you saw these funny safety pictures, you would not believe what people do at work. Funny workplace safety notices.
- [Wishes An Inspirational PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_ppt_wishes.htm): Wishes - An inspirational PowerPoint presentation, which will motivate you to achieve your dreams. The one who takes your hand but touches your heart is a true friend.
- [Name that Year – April Quiz and Answers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/dates_apr.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Guess the year of these April dates
- [Funny Easter Bunny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/months/jokes_easter_bunny.htm): Will and Guy's Easter bunny stories. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter bunny jumped in front of the car and was struck by his car. What happened next? ....
- [Funny Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_jokes.htm): Bumper page of funny jokes. Each good jokes is suitable for you to tell at a family gathering. In Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan 'finger-lickin' good' came out as 'eat your fingers off.'
- [Funny Man Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/man_jokes.htm): Collection of funny man jokes. Amusing short stories and one-liners about men. I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- [Driving on Roads in Russia Daunting PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_ppt_car_russia.htm): Daunting PowerPoint presentation of roads in Russia, dangerous and frightening. Free download
- [The Miracle Tyre – Funny Car Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_miracle_tyre.htm): Miracle Tyre - Funny Car Video Clip. It starts with a run of the mill incident, the wheel comes off then.....?.
- [How To Clear Snow From Your Car Free Video Download](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_car_clean.htm): How to clear snow from your car A lesson in how to clean the snow off your car.
- [Funny Cheetah Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_animal_save.htm): Funny cheetah video clip of saving a gazelle from a predator. See how man saved the gazelle.
- [Funny Lion Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_lion_kiss.htm): Funny Pictures of Lions and Other Big Cats Here is Will and Guy's collection of amusing lion pictures and jungle stories. Funny Lion Kiss Picture Good…
- [Cats’ Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cat_guy.htm): Cats names. Funny picture Guy the Cat. A Chinese man says his cat can clearly pronounce his own name.
- [Bikers – Hero or Zero?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_bikers.htm): My question is, are these real pictures of mountain bikers, or are they fakes? Funny Mountain Biker
- [Pictures to Cheer You up in August](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_august.htm): Funny August pictures and amusing images. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Funny Animal Road Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/animal_road_signs.htm): Will and Guy have pictures of funny animal road signs. Have you ever seen Diesel Fried Chicken?
- [Woman Jokes – Bumper Page](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/woman_jokes.htm): Bumper page of funny woman jokes. Will and Guy's free, short stories and one liners about women. Also funny pictures of women drivers
- [No Nursing Home for Me Funny PowerPoint Slide Show](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/powerpoint_no_nursing_home.htm): Free PowerPoint Slide Show - No nursing home for Me. An old lady was on a ship for the last four cruises. 'It's cheaper than a nursing home' she said.
- [Funny Cats Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/cat_video_clip.htm): See our funny cats video. See the cat climbing up his trouser legs. More cats attacking fish bowls and even a bear ....
- [Funny Pictures to Cheer You Up in February](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_february.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for February. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Jackson’s Jokes and Funny Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/jackson_jokes.htm): Jackson joke page. Will and Guy's free, clean Jackson's jokes and funny short stories.
- [Free Funny Pictures for Each Month](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_months.htm): Free funny pictures. Will and Guy bring you a new selection of pictures for each month
- [Funny Christmas Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_christmas.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures of Christmas. Snow, Santa Claus, reindeer and other xmas images
- [Funny Medical Terms – Our Second Opinion](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_medical_terms.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Funny medical terms, our second opinion. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
- [May Day Customs and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/may_day_customs.htm): May Day Customs, May pole dances, Walpurgis Night. Fell off the back of a lorry - One of Guy's favourite May Day Jokes.
- [The Clever – Compact Low Emission Vehicle](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/stories_the_clever.htm): * * Join Animation Factory The Clever - Compact Low Emission Vehicle Note this not a joke - well not yet! The Compact Low Emission Vehicle cost £1.5…
- [PolarGrizz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/stories_polargrizz.htm): * * Join Animation Factory Stories for May that made Will and Guy sit up and take notice Hunter finds first wild 'Polargrizz' A DNA test on a bear has…
- [Sayings that make Will and Guy stop and think](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_sayings_may.htm): * * Join Animation Factory 'Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.' George Carlin We do on…
- [Name that Year – May Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/dates_may.htm): * * Join Animation Factory Events that happened in May - Can you name the year? Will and Guy have a surprise - there are no jokes on this page, just a…
- [Will’s Selection of Funny Football Video Clips](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_video_will.htm): Funny football video clips - The ref fights back, also see the over the top referee.
- [Real Cold – Amazing Snowfall](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/powerpoint_shiver_snow.htm): Free PowerPoint slideshow of an amazing snowfall. A real snowfall, those are people's cars stuck in that drift. Also vicious icy conditions at the seaside
- [Funny Police Pics and Funny Police Cars](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_police_car.htm): Funny police pics and stories. For example, a picture of a police car stuck in concrete. Also Prague Tram Sandwich
- [Hillbilly Drunks](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_hillbilly_drunk.htm): Hillbilly drunks. Only in Tennessee From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this absolutely true story.
- [A Drinker’s Fault Finding Guide](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_camra.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean, yet funny stories. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Doreen tackles 4 youths . Mother-in-law's car
- [Guy’s Funny Lawn Mower Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_guy_mower.htm): Funny Lawn Mower Pictures. 'My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course - so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.'
- [Sisterly Love – Inspirational Children’s Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_sisterly_love.htm): See our classic inspirational children's story of sisterly love. Free video clip showing how a little girl helps her brother by cutting her hair. Also: 'A Child Learns'
- [Funny Dog Video Clip – 4th of July Rockets](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_dogs.htm): Funny Dog video clip. See what the dog gets up to on the 4th of July. You have never seen rockets used like this. . Free Download.
- [Silly Video Clip of a Dog on a Skateboard](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_dog_skateboard.htm): Silly Video of a dog on a skateboard. Free download. Personally, I never did get the hang of skateboarding, however, this dog called Tyson has mastered the art, how I envy him.
- [Irish Blessings and Irish Toasts for St Patrick’s Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_patrick_blessing.htm): Irish 'Road' blessing and Irish toasts for St Patrick's Day. Alternative Toast: Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!
- [Funny Warning Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/funny_warning_sign.htm): Guy and Will's funny warning signs. For example, 'Caution, this sign has no brain - use your own!' Also, our favorite: 'Help Push Red Button - Or Yell!'
- [Jokes that Make Will and Guy Laugh in May](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_snippets_may.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean jokes - Nutty Soldier. Big Dave
- [Phone Call](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_phone_call.htm): * * Join Animation Factory Jokes for March that made Will and Guy Laugh (2) Phone Call 1) One March evening, the boss of a big company needed to call one…
- [Funny File Extensions.](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_file_extensions.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, funny file extensions. For example: .mad = Psychiatrist .mam = Midwife
- [Funny Religious Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_religious_stories.htm): Bumper page of funny religious stories. These humourus stories are based in the Christian religion. We collected our material from the 'Pews News' and other church publications.
- [How Being a Parent Can Change Your Life](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_parenthood.htm): How Being a Parent Can Change Your Life When a baby is born into a family it affects every one in that family. However, as you have baby 2 then baby 3,…
- [Good Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/good_jokes.htm): Our criteria for a 'Good Joke' is as follows: a funny tale that has surprise; the punch line brings a smile to your face.. I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
- [Retirement Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/retirement_jokes.htm): Funny retirement jokes. Clean material suitable for leaving stories. I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. Danny McGoorty, Irish Pool Player.
- [39 Things that you should know by now](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_39_things.htm): Will and Guy's free and clean jokes - 39 things you should know. For example: A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.
- [Wedding Jokes – Bumper Page](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/wedding_jokes.htm): Clean wedding jokes. Will and Guy's free, short stories and one liners suitable for MC wedding speeches. Check out the funny pictures of weddings
- [Clean Religious Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/clean_religious_jokes.htm): Bumper page of clean religious jokes. The jokes are based around the Christian religion. We collect our one-liners from Pews News and other church publications.
- [Saint David’s Day – Patron Saint of Wales](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_david.htm): Saint David's Day 1st of March - Dewi Sant, Patron Saint of Wales. Red dragon of Wales, Ddraig Goch, According to legend, King Arthur also flew the red dragon on his battle standard.
- [Chinese New Year – Traditions, Foods and Every Year of the Chinese Zodiac](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_new_year.htm): Chinese New Year - 2008 Year of the Rat. 2010 Year of the Tiger
- [Jokes for Each Day of the Week](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_week.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes for each day of the week. Short one one-liners that make us laugh.
- [Wrong Present? or Right Present for Christmas? Funny Christmas Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_right_present.htm): Choose the right Christmas Present. Each Christmas it's always difficult to choose just the right present for your girl friend. See our funny Christmas video clip
- [Genius is Next to Madness](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_mad.htm): Humour, funny stories from courtrooms. True stories from courts.
- [Funny Short Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/short_jokes.htm): Will and Guy's short jokes and funny one-liners. She asked me what was on the TV, and I said: dust. Things did not go well after that! Also see our school howlers also milkman's notes
- [Spike Milligan – The World’s Funniest Joke](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/comedian_spike_milligan_update.htm): Spike Milligan comic genius, writer and TV star. Genius, they say, is next to madness. Never was this saying truer than with Spike Milligan
- [Best Colemanballs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_colemanballs.htm): Best Colemanballs David Coleman's bloopers, for example: And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
- [Bumper Jokes Section](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/index.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny bumper jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
- [Funny Cat and Dog Video Clips](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_dog_cat.htm): Funny cat and dog video clips. Have you noticed what happens when cats and dogs fight? However big the dog, the cat always seems to gain the upper hand.
- [Groucho Marx Jokes and Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/comedian_groucho_marx.htm): Groucho Marx quotes. Funny one-liners from his films with the Marx Brothers e.g: 'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.'
- [Funny Video Clip Selection](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_clips_selection.htm): Selection of funny video clips. Guy's favorite clip is from video which shows the penguin trip.
- [Funny Cat Pictures – Bumper Page](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_pictures_cats.htm): Funny cat pictures. Bumper page of cats' photos, images, jokes and stories all featuring various felines, tomcats and moggies.
- [Do Dogs Look Like Their Owners? Amazing PowerPoint Slide Show](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/powerpoint_presentation_dogs.htm): Amazing PowerPoint slide show of dogs and their owners. The key question is: do dogs look like their owners? Check out the evidence.
- [Funny Advent Calendar](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_advent_calendar.htm): Will and Guy's funny Advent calendar online. Treat your self to one of these pre-Christmas presents.... Funny Xmas cocktail cabinets.
- [Heroic Failures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/heroic_failures.htm): Best of the Best Heroic Failures. Alistair was struck by lightning and lived to tell the tale. Amazingly, Alistair had previously narrowly escaped electrocution after cutting through a power cable.
- [Irish Drinking Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_patrick_drinking.htm): Irish drinking stories. 'I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, O' Flaherty. I think it must be drink.' 'Don't worry about it Dr Cullen, I'll come back when you're sober.' said O' Flaherty.
- [Strange But True Stories About People](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/index_strange_people.htm): Will and Guy's strange but true stories that amuse our sense of humour. Fact is stranger than fiction.
- [Clean Christmas Jokes and One-Liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/christmas_jokes.htm): Bumper page of very funny Christmas jokes, clean Xmas riddles, one-liners and funny short stories about Christmas. What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.
- [Irish Jokes and Funny Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/irish_jokes.htm): Funny Irish joke page. Also short stories and one-liners featuring Irishmen. The Irish attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding.
- [Funny Dog Pictures – Bumper Page](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_pictures_dogs.htm): Funny dog pictures. Bumper page of photos, images and funny stories about dogs. Check out the 'Barking mad' dog sign
- [Where’s the Thanksgiving Turkey?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/thanksgiving_turkey.htm): Funny Thanksgiving turkey picture. What does a six legged turkey taste like? I don't know, 'said the farmer, 'I never could catch it. Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses.....
- [Cool Optical Illusions](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_fantastic_illusion.htm): Cool optical illusions with spinning dots and rotating dancer. What Guy found was that he could control the spinning by widening his eyes, developing a sort of far-away look.
- [Funny Car Accident Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/funny_pictures_cars.htm): Funny car accident pictures. Bumper page of motoring photos and amusing images of car crashes
- [Cars in Trouble – Funny Snowmobile Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_snow_mobile.htm): Will and Guy's funny snowmobile pictures. Cars in trouble, how did the snow get in? Ice mobile, also Santa's latest sleigh.
- [Funny Pictures of Sleeping](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_sleepy.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures of sleeping, baby, child, people and cat ....zzzz
- [Funny Limo – Limbo (+ Bimbo?)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_limo_limbo.htm): Will and Guy's humour Funny Limo in Limbo. Bimbo origin: 'Body Impressive, Brain Optional'.
- [Funny Pictures to Cheer You June](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_june.htm): Will and Guy's aim is to portray the soul of each month with our pictures; in a word, June means 'Sunny'.
- [Funny Pictures – Bumper Page](https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/picture_jokes.htm): Bumper page of funny joke pictures to make you laugh, for example: 'Stop Looking at My Bottom!' Enjoy clean images at Will and Guy's clean site.
- [Cute Dogs Pictures – Or a Dog’s Breakfast?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_dog_fancy.htm): Will and Guy's cute dogs pictures. Many a Dog in fancy dress, we were particularly taken with the pictures of a dog wedding.
- [Football Pigs – Pig Banned from Football Match](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_pigs.htm): Football Pigs: Pig banned from football match. Also: Farm worker attacked by herd of pigs. See our football pig stories.
- [Pedaspheraphobia – Fear of Football](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_pedaspheraphobia.htm): Football Humour Pedaspheraphobia - fear of football
- [Football – Wurst Boots?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_wurst_boots.htm): Wurst football boots. Football hot dogs. Eelko Moorer's upside down boots.
- [Football World Cup For Women](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_world_cup_women.htm): Football World Cup for women. Funny stories and Offside for the ladies. Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. Erma Bombeck.
- [Funny Football Bloopers – Colemanballs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_bloopers.htm): Funny Football bloopers - Colemanballs. Even when you're dead you shouldn't lie down and let yourself be buried Gordon Lee
- [The Sisterhood Funny PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/video_ppt_sisters.htm): The Sisterhood a funny PowerPoint presentation. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves me completelyClear as a bell, my body replied thus: 'Listen fatty .... do it and die'
- [Name and Job](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_job_name.htm): Have you ever received a letter where the signature at the bottom of the page accurately reflects the profession of the person writing
- [Lemfids – Invade England](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_lemfids.htm): Football humour - The Lemfid. Lemfids are part lemming and part trifid, they surface once every 2 years. See more Football Cup Mania in England.
- [Peter Crouch](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_peter_crouch.htm): Football Humour, Peter Crouch wins World Cup for England
- [New Mosquito Repels Teenagers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_repel_teens.htm): New Mosquito Repels Teenagers. A device, called the Mosquito, emits a high-frequency pulsing sound that can be heard by people younger than 20 and almost nobody older than 30.
- [Name that Year – March Quiz and Answers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/dates_mar.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Guess the year of these March dates
- [St Patrick’s Day – Free Video Download](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_st_patricks.htm): St Patrick's Day video featuring Guiness. See Seamus drinking his pint of Guiness Free video download
- [Spaghetti Bushes – April Fools Day 1957](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_spaghetti.htm): Will and Guy's hoax - Spaghetti bushes. In 1957 no lesser source than the BBC, informed us that Spaghetti came from bushes.
- [Car Pictures that Intrigue – Funny VW Storage](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_vw_lift.htm): ar Pictures that intrigue: how do they put VW cars on the first floor of buildings?
- [Cat and Tortoise](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_tortoise_cat.htm): Will and Guy's funny cat and tortoise pictures. How to track tortoises. Watering plants on a wall.
- [Funny Rubbish Notices](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_rubbish.htm): Guy and Will's funny rubbish notices. For example, 'Please do not throw stones at this sign.' Also classic story: 'Get out of that', say Binmen
- [Funny Haircut Pictures and Barber Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_hair_cut.htm): Funny hair cut pictures. Barber Joke: A priest goes into a barber's shop sits down... Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.- Jim Morrison
- [Give Me A Car Like This](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_give_me_car.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures. Give me a Car like this:
- [Give Me My Ball Back](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_ball_back.htm): Guy and Will's funny pictures - Give me my ball back
- [Zodiac Signs and Dates](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/zodiac_year.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Zodiac Signs
- [Ducks – Banned](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_ducks_banned.htm): Story of how ducks were banned from a vilage pond. The mallards have been branded a menace by officials because they are eating the frogspawn.
- [Name that Year – February Quiz and Answers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/dates_feb_answers.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Can you guess the year of anniversaries in January?.
- [Funny Engrish Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_engrish_japanese.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny Engrish signs from Japan, Korea and China. For example: 'Keep table cleaned after dying'. Also 'Carefully slip and fall down'.
- [Saint Patrick’s Day Snippets](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_patrick_snippets.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. St Patrick's day March 17th.
- [Clean Irish Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_patrick_irish.htm): Clean yet funny Irish jokes. Murphy objected. 'If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!''What do you think we are, stupid?' Seamus replied. 'We'll send our man at night!'
- [Why I was Late for Work](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_late_work.htm): Guy and Will's funny pictures - Why I was late for work. How to get a day off work
- [Amazing Can Sculpture](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cans.htm): Can Sculpture. It had never occurred to me that cans, sculpture and art, could all appear meaningfully in the same sentence, but here is the proof.
- [Stupid Video Clip of Boy Throwing Stones](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_stupid_boy.htm): Stupid video clip of a boy throwing stones - Free Download, Unbelievable stupidity
- [Aircraft and Funny Pilots Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_low_flying.htm): Will and Guy's funny pilot pictures. Low flying Aircraft. Pilot: '...Tower, please call me a fuel truck.'Tower: 'Roger. You are a fuel truck.'
- [Zodiac Signs for March](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/zodiac_mar.htm): March - Zodiac Signs with Approximate Dates Equinox March 20th. Other Month's Zodiac Signs and Dates March Birthstone Aquamarine March's Lucky Objects…
- [Stories that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/stories_strange_may.htm): Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing.
- [Unusual Collections](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_unusual_collections.htm): Unusual, Strange and Amusing Collections Many people hoard old, used or useless possessions. Some of these people collect anthologies; compile lists;…
- [Animations that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_stairlift.htm): Stairlift This animation is so good that it can standalone on the page. Will and Guy rarely provide links to other sites, but this is where Stairlift came…
- [Gnomes! Strange But True Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_place_not_seen.htm): Will and Guy's strange stories - place not to be seen
- [How old is Grandma?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_grandma_age.htm): Tales that amuse Will and Guy How old is Grandma? Answer: Grandma would be only 58 years old!!! Stay with this -- the answer is at the end.? It will blow…
- [Goose](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_goose.htm): Will and Guy's - Goose Story. The next time you see Geese heading South for the Winter.....
- [Doreen Tackles Four Lads True Story or Urban Myth?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_doreen.htm): True Story or Urban Myth - Doreen tackles 4 youths. Doreen tackles 4 youths . Mother-in-law's car
- [Did You Know?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_did_know_may.htm): Did you know that.... Coca-Cola was originally green. The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the 'General Purpose' vehicle, G.P.
- [Pig Olympics](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_pig_olympics.htm): In preparation for the XX1X Olympiad in Beijing, in 2008, the Chinese have been organising 'Pig Olympics'.
- [Pigeon Story and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/stories_pigeon.htm): 1) Pigeon Tracking Reported by Reuters News Agency on February 1 that a flock of pigeons fitted with mobile phone backpacks is to be used to…
- [Famous Put Downs The French have a phrase for it: l’Esprit d’escalier](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_put_downs.htm): Put downs by the famous. The French have a phrase for it: l'Esprit d'escalier – "The spirit that passes on the staircase".
- [World Cup Football – (or Archery?)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_soccer.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football flippers
- [The Boarding Party](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_boarding_party.htm): Will and Guy's True stories - The boarding party. The Italian tanker was told to heave to and a small motor launch set off to search the ship from Italy.
- [Best Irish Jokes for Saint Patrick’s Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/saint_patrick_joke.htm): Best Irish jokes. Saint Patrick's Day jokes. The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding.
- [Ronnie Barker](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_barker_ronnie.htm): Free Clean jokes from Will and Ronnie Barker great comic actor, comedian and gag writer.
- [April Fool’s Day – Color TV Hoax](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_color_tv.htm): Kell Stensson appeared on Swedish T.V. to explain how you could exploit the moiré effect to turn black and white television into 256 color.
- [Last One Out of the Bath is a Sissy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_sissy.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures - Sissy in bath. Are you in the wrong job?
- [Trouble for Cyclists](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cyclist_trouble.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures about - Trouble for Cyclists
- [Beautiful Pictures of China](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_china.htm): Will and Guy's beautiful pictures of China. Hills and Valleys, Sun and Cloud. Sunbeams over a Chinese landscape, see the lovely PowerPoint presentation.
- [Losers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_loser.htm): Losers tales. If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything." Bill Lyon
- [Dead Duck Joke](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_duck.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean stories - Dead duck joke. A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
- [Driving Us Mad](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_driving.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Driving us mad jokes. A German has been ordered to stop laughing out loud in the woods after joggers complained that he was disturbing the peace.
- [Free Beer on Tap](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_beer_tap.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Free Beer on Tap. A woman said she thought she was in heaven when she turned on the kitchen tap to find a plentiful supply of beer.
- [Funny Bus Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_bus.htm): Funny bus pictures. Bus stuck on a bridge, where did the bridge go? See Dave's bus driving antics.
- [Funny Picture Puzzles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_puzzle.htm): Three very different types of picture puzzle. The Ultimate Wooden Puzzle. Telegraph Pole Puzzle Real or Fake - Australia Puddle Puzzle.
- [710 – New Female Math](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_710.htm): Will and Guy's joke. New female math 710. While I was talking to Bert, the mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten
- [Money in Muck](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/stories_money_muck.htm): True story kindly sent in by Glenn Will and Guy are most grateful to readers such as Glenn who send in jokes, funny pictures and true stories. One of our…
- [Jokes for May that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/index_may.htm): Clean yet funny jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
- [Funny Video Clip – ‘Roofing’](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_roofing.htm): 'Roofing' funny video clip. Thier wives and girl friends think they are working hard on the roof, see what the chaps are up to? - Free Download
- [Our Pretty Planet Example PowerPoint Slide Show](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_ppt_pretty_planet.htm): Example PowerPoint Slide Show of our pretty planet.
- [Things God won’t ask on THAT day Inspirational Christian Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_ppt_god.htm): An inspirational Christian story: Things God won't ask on THAT day. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet. He'll ask how many you helped to clothe. Free PowerPoint Presentation.
- [Bad Driving Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_bad_driving.htm): 1) Cars driving in tunnel - Seems peaceful. 2) Bus driving in their inside lane - Seems O.K. 3) Rush hour traffic - Seems normal? See what really happened…
- [Test For People Who Know Everything](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_knowall_answers.htm): Will and Guy's Test for those who know everything answers
- [Strange But True Stories – Lost Baggage](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_lost_baggage.htm): Will and Guy's Humour. Strange but true funny stories of lost baggage. I'd like to send one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong Kong and the last one to Durban. 'Why not?' demands Guy, 'you did the last time I flew with you.' – – I have the picture!
- [Watermelon Sculpture](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_watermelon.htm): Will and Guy's pictures - Water Melon sculptures. I wonder how many hours it took to carve these watermelons into beautify flowers?
- [Great Swindles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_swindle.htm): Stories of great swindles. Stories about fortune teller swindles, gangsters. 'I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, but nobody ever told me I was a policeman getting ready to arrest her.
- [Please Don’t Feed the Animals?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_dont_feed_animals.htm): Funny sign picture. Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty.
- [Dodgy Doggy Driver?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_doggy_drivers.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures about - Dodgy Doggy Drivers. What intrigues us with this picture is whether the dog is coming out of the driver's door or the passenger's door?
- [Funny Crocodile Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_crocodile.htm): Funny crocodile pictures and interesting facts. Those who throw objects at the crocodiles, will be asked to retrieve them! Please don't sit on the Crocodile!
- [Funny Cats Playing](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cats_playing.htm): Funny Pictures of cats playing with brushes, toothbrushes. Also cats playing at being a dog.
- [Cats Partying](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cats_party.htm): Will and Guy's Funny Picture - Cats partying. Cat and mouse. Excerpts from a Cat's Diary:
- [Funny Pictures to Cheer You Up in March](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_march.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for March. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Funny Pictures to Cheer you up in April](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_april.htm): Funny pictures and amusing images for April. Photos to make you laugh and think.
- [Funny April Fool’s Day Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_april_fool.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny April Fool pictures. The purpose of this page is to give you ideas for your April Fool's Day pranks.
- [Zodiac Signs for April](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/zodiac_apr.htm): April - Zodiac Signs with Approximate Dates Other Month's Zodiac Signs and Dates April Birthstone Diamond April's Lucky Objects Luck Card - Ace of…
- [Peas and Potatoes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/stories_potato.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean jokes for April. Potatoes and peas.
- [Tax Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_tax_return.htm): Will and Guy's Tax Jokes. A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.
- [Silly Puns that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_silly_puns.htm): Will and Guy's free, silly puns. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- [March Salary Review](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_salary_review.htm): March Salary Review It's that time of year when many people have their salary reviewed. Here is a typical questionnaire that top companies give to their…
- [Rules of Life](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_rules_life.htm): Will and Guy's Rules of Life. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key
- [Marriage and Relationships](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_relationships.htm): Marriage and Relationships. In a poll, men and women were asked if they would marry the same person if they had it to do all over again. Results: Men 80%, Women 50% hmmm..
- [Prison Lodging?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_prison_lodgings.htm): Jokes that made Will and Guy smile (5) 1) Prison Lodging? 2) Fridge for Sale? Raymond, from Woodley, Reading, Berkshire purchased a new fridge. The local…
- [Giant Burger](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_giant_burger.htm): Denny's Beer Barrel Pub has giant burger. The Beer Barrel main event charity burger weighs in at 123 pounds.
- [Call Center Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_call_centre.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean call centre jokes. Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure that what the place is called?' Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland'.
- [How to Recover a Car Funny PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_ppt_car_recovery.htm): Funny PowerPoint Presentation of how to recover a car. Free download. Here we aro at a peaceful Irish harbour....
- [Funny Golf Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_golf_pictures.htm): Funny golf pictures and stories. Play golf FREE. Keep of the grass. Ladies tea. Let's let him through....
- [Funny Easter Bunny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_easter_bunny.htm): Funny Easter bunny pictures. No wonder the man looks worried - you should have seen the one that got away! The hare and the rabbit serve as symbols of new life during the blossoming Spring season.
- [Strange But True Stories for April](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/stories_strange_apr.htm): Will and Guy's free, strange but true stories for April. Burglars locked the funeral parlour employee in a coffin.....
- [Stress Management Techniques](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_stress_manage.htm): Will and Guy's free, stress management techniques. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
- [How to Speak New Zealand](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_speak_new_zealand.htm): How to Speak New Zealand These examples of 'How to speak New Zealand' were sent to Will by an old school friend named Paul Garrod, who emigrated to New…
- [How To Speak Chinese](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_speak_chinese.htm): Will and Guy's humour - How to speak Chinese. Small horse...Tai Ni Po Ni. This is a tow-away zone...No Pah King
- [Heroic Failures that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_heroic_failures.htm): 1) Henri Darque - Magician In Paris, France, magician Henri Darque managed to extricate himself from a pad-locked box... after three weeks! The…
- [Jokes that Make Will and Guy Laugh in March](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/index_mar.htm): Jokes for March that made Will and Guy Laugh What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance. Havelock Ellis Selected Jokes…
- [Jokes for April that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/index_apr.htm): What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance. Havelock Ellis April Topics April Fool Pictures Call Center Classics Dates…
- [St Patrick’s Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/index_saint_patrick.htm): Saint Patrick's Day Jokes. Irish Stories for March 17th. Think of this page as a sitemap for our free, clean, yet funny St Patrick's Day jokes.
- [Why Do Women Live Longer than Men? PowerPoint Humor](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_women_longer.htm): PowerPoint Humor - Why do women live longer than men?
- [Men and Women Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_boys.htm): Men and Women Jokes, a PowerPoint presentation for Boys - And Girls. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we men are never going to think of it that way.
- [World Cup Football – 1994 Hosts USA](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1994.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1994 USA
- [World Cup Football – 1986 Hosts Mexico](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1986.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Amusing stories and jokes about the Football World Cup in 1986 Mexico.
- [World Cup Football – 1974 Hosts West Germany](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1974.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1974 Germany
- [World Cup Football – 1958 Hosts Sweden](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1958.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about the Football World Cup in 1958 Sweden.
- [Stunning Photographs Beautiful PowerPoint Slide Show](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_great_photos.htm): Beautiful PowerPoint Slide Show - Stunning Photographs. Note how your mood changes from one image to the next.
- [Free PowerPoint Presentations](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/index_ppt.htm): Free PowerPoint Presentations. Download our funny Power Point slide shows. Each slide show illustrates a funny, but clean joke or an inspirational presentation.
- [World Cup Football – 1974 Reminiscences](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1974_reminiscences.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and reminiscences about 1974 Cruyff
- [Funny Football Quotes from Players and Managers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_quotes.htm): Funny football quotes (soccer). 'Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup?' Shaun Newton
- [Illogical, Yet Funny English Language](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_english_language.htm): English can be an illogical yet funny Language, for example: The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
- [Rat-snake and Hamster Forge a Friendship](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_snake.htm): Rat Snake and Hamster Forge a Friendship. A hamster and a snake have developed an unusual bond. See our pictures of snakes.
- [Tricky House Move](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_house_move.htm): Picture of a House Move Aberystwyth Removals and Storage
- [Zodiac Signs for February](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/zodiac_feb.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. February Zodiac signs
- [Comedy Animations](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/comedian_animations.htm): Free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comedians.
- [The Hippo and the Tortoise](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_hippo.htm): Strange but True Story of Hippo and tortoise. A baby hippo, which was rescued after floods in Kenya. Interesting facts about tortoises.
- [Bird Flu – Latest Cure for Bird-Flu (Avian Influenza)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_bird_flu.htm): Will and Guy's funny picture of bird flu. Cure for Avian Flu. Bird Lemsip
- [Don’t Steal My Beer – Free Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_beer_steal.htm): Don't steal my beer. We have the sneak thief, caught by a secret camera in the act of raiding the fridge. Free video clip.
- [Romantic Valentine Poems](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_poems.htm): Romantic Valentine Poems for 14 February. Ideal verses for romantics. For example: My Own Sweet Valentine Like the sweetly budding rose, Freshened by the gentle rain.
- [Earth at Night – View from Space](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_view_space_night.htm): Evocative photographs showing view from Space, Pictures of earth from outerspace at night.
- [Ten Funny Fishy Tales](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_fishy.htm): 10 funny fishy tales. Pictures of fishing. Fish for ticket (classic picture). In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait
- [World Cup Football – 1998 Hosts France](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1998.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about the epic World Cup Football. 1998 France
- [World Cup Football – 1978 Hosts Argentina](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1978.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1978 Argentina
- [World Cup Football – 1970 Hosts Mexico](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1970.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1970 Mexico
- [World Cup Football – 1966 Hosts England](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1966.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1966 England
- [World Cup Football – 1950 Hosts Brazil](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1950.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football in 1950 Brazil
- [February Jokes that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/index_feb.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes for February. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
- [World Cup Football – 2006 Germany](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_2006.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup 2006 Football in Germany
- [World Cup Football – 2002 Joint Hosts Korea and Japan](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_2002.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 2002 Korea.
- [World Cup Football – 1990 Hosts Italy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1990.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1990 Italy.
- [World Cup Football – 1982 Hosts Spain](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1982.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football in Spain 1982
- [World Cup Football – 1954 Hosts Switzerland](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1954.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football in 1954 Switzerland.
- [World Cup Football – 1938 Hosts France](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1938.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1938 France.
- [World Cup Football – 1934 Hosts Italy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1934.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1934 Italy win
- [World Cup Football – 1930 Hosts Uruguay](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1930.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football. 1930 Uruguay
- [Football Tributes – George Best](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/tribute_george_best.htm): Will and Guy's Football Tributes - George Best (3) 1) Will's Reminiscences Perhaps the most brilliant footballer never to have played in the World Cup…
- [Football Robots](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_robot.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Football robots. Jokes and funny stories about Football
- [Football Players Nicknames](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_nicknames.htm): Football players nicknames. Giving footballers nicknames seems constant at all levels of the game and in all countries.
- [Football Chants](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_chants.htm): Football Chants. 'Going down, going down, going down.' (Reply) 'So are we, so are we, so are we.'
- [Sunset From Space Image](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_view_space.htm): Evocative photographs showing view of earth from space. Pictures of an earth sunset from outerspace. Is this a Photograph or Model?
- [Experimental Speed Limits](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/picture_speed_limits.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. English Language.
- [Funny Words](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_english.htm): Will and Guy's funny words - Quirky English Language. For example: A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
- [Funny Did You Know Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_did_know.htm): Will and Guy's free funny did you know facts. Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.
- [Stupid Football Players](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_stupid.htm): Funny stories. Clean jokes about stupid football (soccer) players. English football humour
- [Funny Football Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_stories.htm): Funny Football stories. (Soccer) How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?'
- [Funny Football Jokes (Soccer)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_jokes.htm): Football jokes and funny stories about soccer. A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.
- [Crazy Football Bets](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_crazy_bets.htm): Will and Guy's crazy football bets - Crazy bets on Olonso. How to make money betting on Beckham.
- [Football Home](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/index_football.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Jokes, stories quotes about soccer. Jokes about Football down the ages.
- [World Cup Football – 1966 Hosts Reminiscences](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/world_cup_1966_reminiscences.htm): Will and Guy's humour - Funny stories and reminiscences about 1966 England World Cup Football.
- [Stupid Video Clip – How to Tow a Boat](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_tow_boat.htm): Stupid video clip - How to tow a boat. People are for ever getting into difficulty in boats. See our disaster video.
- [Valentine Stories of True Love](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_true_love.htm): Valentine stories of true love story, Marc Lachance's Quest. Also the inspirational cupid story, Sadly, Michael was too shy to ask Juliet for her number.....
- [St Valentine’s Day History and Customs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_history.htm): St Valentine's day history and customs. The Roman emperor Claudius II was a student of human nature and way back in AD 287 he calculated that single men made braver soldiers than married men.
- [Cynical Valentine’s Day Cards and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_cynics.htm): Valentine's day for cynics. For example: Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? See our cynical valentines day cards and stories
- [Funny Frog Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_frogs.htm): Will and Guy's funny frog pictures. Did you know that a group of adult frogs is referred as an Army of frogs? Interesting facts about frogs
- [Funny Cat Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cats.htm): Funny cat pictures. Guy's favourite is: 'Cats Get the Cream'. Will likes 'Curious Cat' the best
- [Funny Animal Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_animals.htm): Funny animal pictures for every occasion. Photos of animals to make you laugh and think. Stories of co-operations between different species of animals.
- [Funny Thoughts to Ponder](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_thoughts.htm): Funny thoughts to Ponder - Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
- [The Four Cats Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_cats_four.htm): Will and Guy's free jokes. Four Cats. Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third a Chemist......
- [Funny Pilot Jokes and Photos](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_aircraft.htm): Funny Pilot Jokes and Photos. Sri Lankan Airlines 'lost' its chief executive when his own staff put him on the wrong plane.
- [Husband Michael Attends Birth](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_husband_mike.htm): Will and Guy's Strange But True Story - Husband Attends Birth.
- [Football and Dogs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/world_cup_football/football_dogs.htm): Will and Guy's Football and dog stories. Police Dog Attacks Footballers.
- [Playing Piano with Tennis Balls – See the Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_piano_balls.htm): Playing piano with three tennis balls. See Wally Eastwood juggling, free video download.
- [Taxi Driver Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/urban_myth_archie.htm): Clean taxi driver jokes. Funny stories and Urban Myths - Just like Archie
- [Warning – Women’s Body Parts Move](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_women_parts.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Colin's Trilby banned in pub.
- [Sleepy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_sleepy.htm): Will and Guy's jokes. Sleep inducing pictures. Baby, child and cat
- [Children’s Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_names_children.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Unfortunate names that parents give their Children.
- [In The Dog House](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_dog_house.htm): Poor Pole in the Dog House. Zdzislawa Bukarowcza, a seventy-five year old Polish man from Scinawa, lived in a dog's kennel for three weeks.
- [April Fool’s Day Hoaxes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_april_first.htm): April Fools Day Hoaxes. The origin of April first jokes comes from court jesters in the Roman Empire. One of the best cons in modern times was 'Washing the White Lions. Incidentally, the French equivalent is called Poisson d'Avril.
- [April Fool’s Day Stunt and a Classic Radio Hoax](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_alien.htm): April first hoaxes. Space shuttle practical joke, also the famous 'War of the Worlds' radio broadcast.
- [Funny Valentine Names of Locations](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_locations.htm): Funny Valentine Names of Locations. Naturally Texas has the world's biggest Valentine, that would be the town of Valentine
- [Piltdown Man – Hoax](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_piltdown_man.htm): Perhaps the most famous scientific hoax was Piltdown man. Who planted the skull in an East Sussex chalkpit? Will and Guy review the clues...
- [Clean Jokes for January that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/index_jan.htm): Laugh at Will and Guy's free, clean jokes for January. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
- [Chinese Proverb About Money – Free PowerPoint Presentation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_chinese_proverb.htm): PowerPoint Presentation - Chinese Proverb about money, for example: With money you can buy a house but not a home
- [Hoaxes and Impostors](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_imposters.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Tannoy messages from London underground train Drivers. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories about tannoy messages.
- [Name that Year – January Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/dates_jan.htm): Name that year - Guess the year of these January dates. Can you guess the year of anniversaries in January?.
- [Friday 13th Superstitions Paraskevidekatriaphobia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_friday_13.htm): Friday 13th jokes trivia and superstitions. Funny stories about Triskaidekaphobia and Paraskevidekatriaphobia. Most cultures have superstitions centred on the number thirteen.
- [Inspirational Business Stories Management Rowing Race](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_manage_race.htm): Inspirational business stories illustrating management techniques learnt from a rowing race. Free PowerPoint presentation.
- [Valentine’s Day Trivia](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_dog_biscuit.htm): Will and Guy's Valentine's day trivia. Dating for parrots, also dog Biscuits for Valentine's day. An award-winning pastry chef has opened a bakery that caters only for dogs.
- [It’s a Dog’s Life](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_dogs_life.htm): It's a dog's life. One of the earliest popular reference is Charlie Chaplin's 1918 film called 'A Dog's Life'. More recently, Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy) said: Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
- [Car Jokes – Effects of Acceleration](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_car_acceleration.htm): Will and Guy's Joke pictures - Car acceleration. Stop or slow down story. One night Rodney was driving home along a road he knew well.........
- [Zodiac Signs for January](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/zodiac_jan.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. January Zodiac signs
- [All Tickets Please!](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_ticket.htm): Strange but true story of a train tickets confidence trick. 'All Tickets Please'
- [Funny Messages on Notice boards](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_noticeboards.htm): Funny messages on notice boards, for example: Chess Society - January Meeting mating demonstrations given.
- [Another True Tale from Patrick](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/months/jokes_dog_dodo.htm): Will and Guy's Strange But True Stories. Dog's dodo. Patrick knew it was time to take Roxy, his well-loved mongrel dog for his afternoon's constitutional.
- [Funny Labels on Products](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_peanuts.htm): Funny labels on products, for example, on a food label: 'Peanuts may contain nuts!' or: 'Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness'
- [Free Downloads](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/free_downloads.htm): Free Downloads of Guy and Will's Humour, Jokes Funny Stories Amusing Videos
- [Funny Bungled Robbery Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_robbery_bungled.htm): Will and Guy's humour, funny bungled robbery stories. The two suspects entered a power supply office and stole equipment. Stupidly, before they left, one of the men urinated on the mains switch, causing him to receive an electric shock.
- [Strange but True Hospital Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_hospital.htm): Will and Guy's Strange but True Stories - Hospital A woman telephoned St Mary’s Hospital and asked to speak to Ward E2 as she was enquiring as to the…
- [Smart Blonde Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_blonde.htm): Smart blonde joke. Will and Guy's humour, good clean and funny blonde jokes. How many Ds in Indiana Jones?
- [Funny Computer Virus Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_virus.htm): Guy and Will's funny computer virus jokes. Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Check to see if you have the C-NILE VIRUS.
- [New Computer Software](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_strangler.htm): New Computer Software, Jokes funny stories about Computers strangling users
- [A Bad Day at the Office Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_bad_day.htm): Funny bad day at the office video. Assorted funny computing diasters. Laptop burst into flames. Dealing with user complaints.
- [Valentine Card Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_card.htm): A collection of clean Valentine card quotes. Love is not blind, it simply enables one to see things that others fail to see. Anonymous
- [Hall of Fame](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/hall_of_fame.htm): Guy and Will's Credits. Spirit of the internet. People who have helped Will and Guy by sending in jokes.
- [Valentine Love Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_love.htm): Will and Guy's Valentine love stories. Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. An Austrian 'Romeo' burnt the house down after making a giant heart out of blazing candles.
- [Funny Barbecue Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_aussie_barbie.htm): Aussie barbecue joke. When a man volunteers to do the Barbecue, usually on a Saturday, the following chain of events is put into motion...
- [Funny Christmas Snow Scenes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_snow.htm): Will and Guy's funny Christmas snow pictures, featuring everything from the Simpsons to crazy drivers. Get into the mood with our funny snow pictures.
- [Valentine Love Quotes and Romantic One-liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_quotes.htm): Valentine love quotes and romantic one-liners: 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof' - Rosanne Barr. 'One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.' Romain Rolland
- [Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/valentine_jokes.htm): Funny Valentine's day jokes and funny stories. Question: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Answer: Forget-me-nuts.
- [Valentine’s Day Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/valentine/index.htm): Valentine's day funny stories, jokes, poems and pictures. Question: Who sends a thousand valentine's cards signed, 'guess who' ? Answer: A divorce lawyer.
- [Tales for Wednesday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_tales.htm): Guy and Will's Humour. Tales to cheer you up on a Wednesday.
- [True Duck Story About Mallard Ducks](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_ducks.htm): True story about feeding mallard ducks. Read about Dicky leg, Mary and Henrietta. See what happened to the ducklings.
- [Pictures – Truck Art](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_truck_art.htm): Will and Guy's picture of truck art. Lorries decked out with images printed on interchangeable covers. Created by a German company called RollAd.
- [Funny Teddy Bear Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_teddy_bear_cloud.htm): Picture of a teddy bear in the clouds - I wandered lonely as a cloud. Also cloud with a silver lining.
- [Funny Car Crashes Videos](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index_car.htm): Funny Car Crashes Videos. Will and Guy's selection of pictures and videos that amused or amazed us
- [Funny Stories About Drunks](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_drunk_knocks.htm): Will and Guy's humour, Funny story about a drunk and a swing. In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. See what to do...
- [Jokes for Sunday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_sun.htm): Sunday Jokes. Short jokes and one-liners that make us laugh on Sunday.
- [Jokes for Saturday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_sat.htm): Saturday Jokes. For Will and Guy Saturday morning still has an air of expectation - it's sports day. Here are jokes to get you in the mood.
- [Happy Ducklings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_ducks_happy.htm): Will and Guy's Funny Pictures of Ducks and Ducklings. Look out for the yellow duck
- [Funny Historical Truths](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_historical_truths.htm): Will and Guy's humour, funny historical truths. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off the roof. Hence the saying 'It's raining cats and dogs.'
- [Funny Duck Pictures and Ducklings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_ducks.htm): Will and Guy's funny duck pictures. Yellow ducks, black ducks and naturally, ducklings. Look out for the yellow ducks race, also the dog and duck picture.
- [River Crossing Test](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_river.htm): Do you like a test of logic? Try the river crossing test.
- [Funny Rooster Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_rooster_hens.htm): Funny picture of rooster with his hens or pullets. Also, swan blocks road.
- [Merrimac Bridge](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_merrimac_bridge.htm): Will and Guy's picture Merrimac Bridge. Picture of the Merrimac Bridge, Virginia USA.
- [Hokey Pokey Cartoons and Song](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_hokey_pokey.htm): Will and Guy's Humour, Funny story - Hokey Pokey by Larry LaPrise ... And you shake it all about.
- [Lightning Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_lightning.htm): Pictures of Lightning. Forked thunder and lightning picture featuring deserts, volcanoes, sunsets. The flicker you see in lightning is due to the individual bolts, which combine to make the flash.
- [Try this Test – Quickly](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_stress.htm): Stress test.It's a simple test designed to indicate whether people have too much stress in their life.
- [Funny Test for Drunks](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_drunk.htm): Funny Test for Drunks. Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
- [Answers Given to Bible Tests](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_bible.htm): Humour, Funny, stories about the Bible and charachters.
- [Funny Appraisal – Translations](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_appraisal.htm): Funny Appraisal - Translations of performance reports. Approaches difficult problems with logic. Translation: Finds someone else to do the job.
- [Dumb Contestant Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_contestants.htm): Anne Robinson dumb contestant jokes. Anne Robinson: Which of the Marx Brothers remained silent throughout the movies? Contestant: Karl
- [Graveyard Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_graveyards.htm): Graveyard humour. Will and Guy's funny pictures of cemetry signs, dead end signs and epitaphs. Graveyard humor: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
- [Funny Car Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_car_stories.htm): Funny Car Stories A drunk driver tried to avoid arrest by leaping into the back of his moving car during a chase in the Australian outback.
- [Jokes for Tuesday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_tue.htm): Will and Guy's free jokes for Tuesday. Humour that make us laugh, puts us in a good mood.
- [Only in America](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_only_america.htm): Will and Guy's humour, Funny stories only in America. Escalator to fitness center. Washing cows in Texas. Drive on the parkway, park in the driveway.
- [Fascinating But Irrelevant Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_irrelevant_facts.htm): Fascinating But Irrelevant Facts. Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- [Funny Drink Jokes and Quotations](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_drink.htm): Will and Guy's funny drink jokes. Quotations about drinking. Funny quotes about beer. Work is the curse of the drinking class: Oscar Wilde.
- [Funny ‘Out of the Mouths of Children’](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_children.htm): Short stories out of the mouths of children. We might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.
- [Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_chicken.htm): Will and Guy's humour, funny chicken jokes. Why did the chicken cross the road. A husband took his wife to the doctor. 'Oh, doctor', he said, 'my wife thinks she's a chicken'.
- [Clean Jokes for Wednesday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_wed.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean jokes for Wednesday. Short one one-liners that make us laugh when you need cheering up.
- [Short Jokes for Thursday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_thu.htm): Short jokes and funny stories for Thursday. Funny one one-liners to put you in a good mood.
- [Funny Monday Morning Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_mon.htm): Will and Guy's funny Monday morning jokes. Nigel: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. Sally: Which is this?
- [Funny Lawn Mower Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_lawn.htm): Funny lawn mower jokes. A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
- [Jokes for Friday](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_fri.htm): Will and Guy's Short jokes for Friday. Clean and funny Friday jokes. Tall tales that make us laugh and get us in the mood for the weekend.
- [‘Feel Good’ Pictures of Christmas](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_seasonal.htm): Feel Good Pictures of Christmas. A selection of amusing Christmas pictures, also a selection of images that induce that feel good moment when you think of Christmas.
- [Animated Christmas Cards – Free Download](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_cards.htm): Christmas card trivia, also animated Christmas video showing lights. Free download. Also traditional Christmas cards.
- [Strange Motoring Infringement Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_traffic_infringement.htm): Amazing story. Yesterday, I was presented with the above infringement notice. Parking Violation
- [Sometimes Rank is not Enough!](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_lighthouse.htm): Humour, funny stories about Why did the Chicken Cross the Road. Sorry meant why did the computer cross the road.?
- [Jesus and Christmas](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_jesus.htm): Will and Guy's free Christmas humour. Naming Jesus. The Angel Gabriel is one of the animated characters in the film An animated film is being sent to primary schools throughout the UK
- [12 Days of Christmas Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_carols_12.htm): 12 Days of Christmas pictures of the classic verse. You must see our funny twelve days thank-you notes. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree
- [Dangerous Seagulls](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_seagulls.htm): Dangerous seagulls story and funny seagull pictures. Don't feed the seagulls sign. Hostile seagull report. Please don't feed the seagulls.
- [Strange Penguin Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_penguin.htm): Will and Guy's strange but true penguin story. A police spokesman said: 'We are at a loss to explain the presence of this very large penguin.
- [Three Problems at the Petrol Pumps](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_petrol_pumps.htm): Will and Guy's Strange but true picture of car with a filling nozzle attached. Man leaves wife at petrol station.
- [True Story about Flash the Entrepreneur](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_flash.htm): Will and Guy's true story true story about flash the schoolboy entrepreneur.
- [Strange But True Story – Parrot Exposes Cheating Husband](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_parrot_husband.htm): Funny true story A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name.
- [Sale – 21 Miles](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_sales_21miles.htm): Will and Guy's funny picture. Photos Sales 21 miles
- [Can You Believe It?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_can_believe.htm): Can You Believe It? She asked the individual behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce'. He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. Worse: A mad who died from a heart attack in the cab of his lorry a man was given a $100 fine.
- [Funny Santa Claus Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_santa_claus.htm): Funny Santa Claus pictures. Also Father Christmas jokes and funny Xmas stories. 10 Reasons why women would like to be Santa Claus.
- [Funny Dog Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_miracle_dog.htm): Funny dog stories. Strange but true story - miracle dog's heroic car journey. Buddy the Alsatian Saves His Owner Joe. Amusing tale of Rex on the tram.
- [Funny Water Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_splashs_humor_funny.htm): Funny water picture of a class being soaked. Classic H2O advert. Amusing stories about thirst.
- [New Ways of Making Money](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_make_money.htm): Funny pictures showing new ways of making money. I thought I had exhausted ways of making money, then I saw this:
- [Church](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_church.htm): Will and Guy's evocative picture of Church. Makes you think.
- [Podiatrist Jokes and Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_chiropodist.htm): Will and Guy's funny podiatrist jokes and pictures. 30 feet. How Smart is Your Right Foot? (*Chiropodists especially in England)
- [Swim with Dolphins](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_dolphins.htm): Strange but true stories - Swim with dolphins, also see the pink dolphin pictures. Interesting dolphin facts, how dolphins drink water is a conundrum.
- [Seaside Holiday Adventures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_seaside.htm): Funny picture of a seaside adventure. Hostile seagulls, boat trip, then jaws strikes.
- [God Talks with Eve](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_god_eve.htm): Will and Guy's thought for the day. God and Eve, cood clean jokes about Inner Strength
- [Funny Cricket Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_cricket.htm): Funny cricket stories and amusing anecotes. England have become the first 'carbon neutral' cricket team. They finish all their matches before the flood lights are switched on.
- [Funny Human Resources Horror Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_human_resources.htm): Funny Human Resources horror stories: PERSONAL DAYS: HR says: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
- [PowerPoint Humor – The Car you Deserve](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_car_deserve.htm): PowerPoint humor featuring the car you deserve. Free download
- [Beautiful Orchid Flowers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_orchid.htm): Photograph of Orchid. Also New Orchid Papua New Guinea. A new orchid discovered in Papua New Guinea
- [What Makes 100%?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_obsequious.htm): Will and Guy's humour. Office test of obsequiousness.
- [The Aunty Test](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/aunty.htm): Any jokes on this site have to pass my Aunty test. The test is: would Aunty approve of this joke, picture, story or video.
- [Funny Car Insurance Claims](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_motor_quotes.htm): Strange but true stories of funny car insurance claims. 'I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.'
- [Library that lets you take out people who are left on the shelf](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_library.htm): Will and Guy's true story about a new library service - loan out people.?
- [Strange But True Stories of Eccentric English](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_eccentric.htm): Eccentric English People. Charlie Cavey singer plays his guitar whilst squeezed inside a tiny metal litter bin. Eccentric British men
- [Ten Strange But True Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_10_facts.htm): Will and Guy's Humour. Ten strange but true stories. Also a woman and the pizza delivery.
- [Witty Funny Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_sayings_new.htm): Witty funny quotes. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix. Sayings from ancient sages to inspire you. Short quotes with wise advice.
- [Round Like a Shot](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_round_shot.htm): Will and Guy's true story Round like a shot. Also one-liners: Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
- [True Cat Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_cat.htm): True cat stories. A cats nest in norfolk. Cat stuck in tree, happy ending. Amazing Cat's nest, also funny exhausted cat.
- [True Story at a Portchester Car Park](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_carpark.htm): Will and Guy's true story. Porchester Car Park. Brazen theives get caught
- [Strange But True Stories About Animals](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/index_strange.htm): Will and Guy's Strange But True Stories About Animals. A bull in a field caught his head in between the bars of a feeder. The RSPCA inspector and the Fire Brigade were called to the farm to free the animal.
- [Clean Golf Jokes, Funny Stories and One-liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_golf.htm): Clean golf jokes and free, funny golfing stories. One-liners and funny short stories about golf. It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course: Babe Ruth.
- [Cricket Nicknames](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_cricket_nicknames.htm): Cricket nicknames - Cricknames. Will and Guy's humour, funny stories about cricket nick-names. Whispering Death
- [Funny Truisms](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_truisms.htm): Will and Guy's funny truisms. For example: You can't skip and be unhappy at the same time. And: Never teach a pig to sing!
- [Funny Parrot Stories and Parrot Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_thief_parrot.htm): Funny parrot stories. Nothing succeeds like a parrot with no teeth.
- [Steve Wright’s Sayings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_steve_wright.htm): Will and Guy's humour, Good clean jokes and sayings from Steve Wright
- [Funny Proverbs – According To 6 Year Olds](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_proverbs.htm): Will and Guy's humour, Funny proverbs written by 6yr olds. Don't change horses ............... until they stop running. Also It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
- [Marriage One-liners and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_marriage.htm): Clean yet funny marriage one-liners and jokes. For example: My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
- [Good Irish Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_irish.htm): Will and Guy's collection of good Irish jokes. Funny story about an Irish graveyard and a job application. 'Miles, from Dublin.'
- [Funny Food for Thought](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_food_for_thought.htm): Funny food for thought. Can't eat beef........mad cow. Can't eat eggs...... again, bird flu?.
- [The Ostrich and the Computer](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_ostrich.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, Jokes funny stories about Computer and the Ostrich
- [Funny Computer Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_jokes.htm): Funny computer jokes. Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.' Andy Rooney. Signs you've had too much computing.
- [Etch-A-Sketch – New Computer Gismo](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_gismo.htm): Jokes funny stories about new computer Gismos and Etch-A-Sketch
- [Computer Animations and Animated Computers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_animations.htm): Guy and Will's Humour. Disaster stories about Computers backup. Also an a computer animation
- [Thanksgiving Turkey Funny PowerPoint Presentation and Video](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_thanksgiving.htm): Here is Will and Guy's PowerPoint Presentation showing the fate of a Thanksgiving Turkey. 'I was an egg......' see the video
- [Strange But True Story – Giant Pumpkin Picture](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/strange_pumpkin.htm): Will and Guy's Humour. We have the giant pumpkin picture of the champion 88 stone fruit.
- [Will’s Story About a Wheelbarrow Theft](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_wheelbarrow.htm): Humour, Funny, stories about wheelbarrow thefts in Portsmouth. Also Michelin man pictures.
- [Flood Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_flood.htm): Flood jokes. Will and Guy's funny pictures of a hurricane disaster kit
- [Funny Thanksgiving Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/thanksgiving.htm): Will and Guy's clean and funny Thanksgiving stories and jokes. It did not look good for Bobby, there was blood coming out of his ear, his face looked white and he was unconscious.
- [Christmas – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_rudolph.htm): Pictures of Rudolph the red nose reindeer. Also A plastic reindeer in a shopping mall's display lost the shiny baubles ...
- [Shown-up in the Supermarket](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/urban_myth_supermarket_teacher.htm): Humour, funny, urban myth story about a teacher in a supermarket
- [Canada v USA Rivalry](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/urban_myth_lighthouse.htm): Humour, urban myth about a lighthouse and a ship. Canadian American rivalry. Also good frozen chicken joke.
- [Urban Myths and Hoaxes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/index.htm): Will and Guy's urban myths. Stories of Grammy Gordon, Swedish Color TV and the Piltdown Man hoax.
- [Test – Refrigerator](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_refrigerator5.htm): The Refrigerator Test Here is an achievable on-line logic test. I am going to ask you the same four questions that Anderson Consulting asked their…
- [An Easy Test?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_easy.htm): Easiest tests in the world? Deceptively difficult questions. Example: From which animal do we get catgut?
- [Zany End-of-Term Test for Teachers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_culprit.htm): Quiz for teachers. Funny end-of-term test. Zany, crazy or just mad
- [Funny Chocolate Test](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_chocolate.htm): Will and Guy's Chocolate test - Maths. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate!
- [After Dinner Story of Two Men in a Hospital Ward](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_two_ill_men.htm): Hospital Joke: Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
- [A Son’s Letter to His Father](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_son.htm): Father and son letters and short stories. Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
- [Funny Stories About RSPCA Inspectors and Bulls](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_rspca.htm): Strange but true stories about RCSPCA Inspectors, Parakeet and Bull. Used Cows for sale
- [Funny Library Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_library.htm): Funny library jokes and one-liners. The top 10 FORBIDDEN library titles for children. Also, the 10 shortest books ever written
- [Funny Dentist Horror Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_dentist.htm): Will and Guy's funny dentist horror stories. Funny story about dentures. This will rot more than your teeth....
- [Funny Short Story About Campanologists](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_campanologists.htm): Funny short story about a bell ringer (Campanologist). Quasimodo was the famous hunch back of Notre Dame. After his death, the bishop of his Cathedral sent word that he needed a new bell ringer.
- [Soccer Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_soccer.htm): Will and Guy's Soccer Stories 1) Medical School A medical professor had just finished a lecture on the subject of mental health and started to give an…
- [Rugby Nicknames](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_rugby_nicknames.htm): Humour, funny stories about rugby nicknames. Teflon hands
- [Funny Story about Cars](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_cars.htm): Fun but clean humour, funny stories from courtrooms - part 2. True stories from courts.
- [Will’s Top 10 Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/will_pics.htm): Will's Top 10 Funny Pictures. Images to make you laugh, pictures every occasion. Photos to make you laugh and to think.
- [Pictures of Funny Road Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_road_signs_phone.htm): Pictures of Funny Road Signs. For example, Emergency Phone 174 KM away. Our next question is: 'Who is that in the phone box?' You can just about make out a head
- [Latest iPod? Must Have Present?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_ipod.htm): Will and Guy's funny picture of an Ipod. British phone box
- [Fantastic Pictures – Skywalk at Grand Canyon West](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_grand_canyon.htm): Fantastic views at the new skywalk at Grand Canyon West.
- [Funny Car Pictures – Joke Rocket Balloons](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_car_rocket.htm): Funny car pictures. Will and Guy's joke picture of rocket balloons
- [Ferrari Overtakes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_car_ferrari_funny.htm): Will and Guy's funny picture. Photos telling a funny story about a horse in a Ferrari? Free download of car joke pictures
- [Funny Bear Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_bear.htm): Will and Guy's funny bear stories, pictures and interesting facts. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
- [Guy’s Top 10 Funny Images](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/guy_pics.htm): Guy's Top 10 Pictures. Funny images to make you laugh. Pictures for every occasion. Photos to make you laugh and to make you think.
- [Will’s Top 10 Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/wills.htm): Free, clean jokes, stories and pictures that appeal to Will's sense of humour. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts.
- [Latest Additions](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/latest.htm): Will and Guy's Humour. Latest additions of free, jokes, short stories and funny pictures. Also free downloads of videos.
- [Murphy’s Law](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_murphys_law.htm): Will and Guy's humour. Murphy's Law is well known: if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong. Now see the amendments
- [Jokes – Mathematics of Marriage](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_marriage_maths.htm): Mathematics of Marriage. Will and Guy's clean, yet funny jokes about marriage and weddings. Find a suitable joke for your wedding speech
- [Fishy Tales](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_fishy.htm): Guy and Will's Humour. Funny fishy tales. Name three fish beginning and ending in the letter 'k'
- [My Dad is Better than Your Dad](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_dads.htm): ' My Dad is better than your Dad' Here we have one of the earliest examples of playground banter.
- [How to Cook – Funny Cooking Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_cooks.htm): Funny cooking jokes. Nigel: The two things I cook best are meat loaf and apple pie. Sally: Which is this?
- [Jokes for an Ugly Mood](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_ugly.htm): Free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh when you are in a bad mood.
- [Guy’s Top 10 Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/guys.htm): Free, clean jokes and funny stories that appeal to Guy's sense of humour. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts.
- [Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_jokes2.htm): Funny yet clean halloween jokes for kids. Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough. Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. Richard H. Barham
- [Will’s Boozer – The Duke of Buckingham](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/duke_of_buckingham.htm): Duke of Buckingham Portsmouth. The best pub in Portsmouth - Will Baker's boozer
- [Computer Husband Software](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_husband.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, Jokes and funny stories about computers husband software
- [A Funny Career in Computing](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_holiday.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, Funny career in computing. Clean jokes about taking a computer on holiday
- [Guy’s Crazy Christmas Quiz](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_quiz.htm): Guy's Crazy Christmas Quiz for an office party. A zany idea for a humorous Xmas test. Funny, or just plain mad
- [Christmas Humour – Funny Polar Bear Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_polar_ice.htm): Funny Polar Bear pictures. Polar bear sliding on ice. Also large ice balls and snow balls
- [Funny Christmas Riddles and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_jokes.htm): Really funny Christmas riddles. Cracker joke: Q. Why was Cinderella no good at football? A. Because her coach was a pumpkin. Why do reindeer scratch themselves? ...
- [Clean Christmas Funnies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_funny.htm): Will and Guy's clean Christmas funnies, one-liners and funny stories. How do you know Santa has to be a man?
- [Funny Christmas Carols](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_carols.htm): Clean yet funny Christmas carols lyrics. We three kings of porridge and tar. Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
- [Computer Urban Myths =rand(200,99)](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/urban_myth_rand.htm): Computer Urban myth about =rand(200,99) in Word for Windows. Also updated with =rand.old() for Windows 2007 and 2010
- [Ruth ‘Grammy’ Gordon](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/urban_myth_grammy_gordon.htm): Urban myth about Ruth 'Grammy' Gordon beating up Airport Security Guards. Examples of folklore surrounding robberies
- [Kilroy was Here – Chad on the Wall](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/urban_myth/urban_myth_chad_kilroy.htm): Will and Guy's humour. History of Chad on walls. Also origin of the phrase 'Kilroy was here'.
- [Old Age is a Gift – I Have Decided](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_old_age.htm): Will and Guy's funny story - Old age is a gift. Often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror. Also: How to age with humour
- [Funny Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/index_short.htm): Really funny short stories, after dinner jokes that tickle Will and Guy's sense of humour. Chris heard crying coming from the children's room ....
- [Here are Funny Car Pictures of a Crazy Family](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_road_sign_crazy.htm): Will and Guy's funny car picture of an amusing family of drivers. Photos of cars in crazy poses.
- [Funny Pictures: ‘No’ Signs Allowed](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_no_signs.htm): Will and Guy's funny 'No signs allowed'. Absurd 'No Signs' notices. No Swimming, No Footpath, and of course - no dogs allowed.
- [Car Jokes – Funny Speeding Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_car_speeding.htm): Will and Guy's Car jokes, funny speeding pictures. See how the police enforce speed limit with a helicopter.
- [Funny Ghost Stories for Halloween](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_ghost_car.htm): Funny ghost story for Halloween. This story happened a few years ago on 31st October in Brisbane, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.
- [Funny Bus Driver Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_drunk.htm): Funny bus driver jokes. The bus driver and the drunk. Also 'Big Eric', One day, Dave, the bus driver, was in his bus when the biggest man he had ever seen got on.
- [Pumpkin Jokes and One-liners for Halloween](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_jokes_pumpkin.htm): Clean but funny pumpkin jokes and one-liners that make us laugh. Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because ....
- [Funny Support Calls – Tech Support Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_tech_support_calls.htm): Funny support calls, Guy and Will's computer jokes; for example, Customer: I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?
- [Oscar Wilde’s Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/comedian_oscar_wilde.htm): Oscar Wilde's quotes. Wit from Oscar Wilde's plays. Selection of famous quotations, for example: 'I have nothing to declare but my genius'.
- [Horses Christmas Snowball Fight – Funny Video Clip](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_horses_snowball.htm): Funny christmas Video of Horses Snowball Fight. Free video download
- [Streaker Video Featuring a Soccer Game](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_streaker.htm): Streaker video featuring a soccer game. I wonder when streaking started?
- [Fantastic Tomato Picture – Outstanding Photography](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_fantastic_tomato.htm): Will and Guy's fantastic tomato pictures. Lovely picture art including duck and a drop of water.
- [Funny Snowman Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_snowman.htm): Funny Christmas snowman pictures. There is something particularly charming, about the way that the photographer has captured´┐Żthese snowmen.
- [Funny Notices – Selection of Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_snippets.htm): Humour, funny yet clean jokes. Jokes and one liners to amuse your friends?
- [Prawn, Cod and Shark Saga](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_prawn.htm): Humour, Funny, stories about cod prawn. Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
- [Funny Little Old Lady Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_little_lady.htm): Funny stories about little old ladies. For example: 'STOP! Acts 2:38!.... 'I thought the lady had an axe and two 38's!'
- [Funny Male Female Differences](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_classes_men.htm): Funny male and female differences. Evening classes for men jokes. We balance funny gender differences with classes for women jokes.
- [Animal Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_animals.htm): Humour, funny story. Good clean jokes about animals
- [10 Things to Know It Took Us 50 Years to Learn This Wisdom](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_15things.htm): 10 Things to learn. Incidentally, it took Will and Guy 50 years to learn. Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. 10 things you probably never knew or thought about
- [Funny Weekend Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_weekend.htm): Will and Guy's free, funny weekend jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh on Saturday and Sunday.
- [Jokes for a Good Mood](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_good.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners to put you in a good mood.
- [Jokes to Get You Out of a Bad Mood](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index_bad.htm): Free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh when you are in a bad mood.
- [Comedians that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/index.htm): Free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners from comedians who make Will and Guy laugh. Selection of comedians.
- [Wise Words of Wisdom](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_wise_words.htm): Wise words of wisdom. The early worm gets eaten! Wise quotes: Ability will never catch up with the demand for it - Malcolm Forbes. Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein
- [Adam Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_adam.htm): Will and Guy's humour, good clean Adam jokes. What have you got there, dear?' With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think I've found Adam's underwear!'
- [Funny Video Clip of ‘The Running Machine’](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_running_machine.htm): Funny video clip of a running machine. Who is controlling who? The machine certainly has a mind of its own. Free video download
- [Funny True Story of a Smithsonian Exhibit](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_smithsonian.htm): Funny true story about the Smithsonian exhibit. We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that it's not two million years old. Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll.
- [Dave and the Six Chicken Buna Curries](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_dave_curry.htm): The funny story of Dave and the 6 Chicken Buna Curries. A drinking story to amuse your friends.
- [The World’s Most Pointless Signs!](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_sign_edges.htm): The world's most pointless signs. Beware Sharp Edges. Please don't throw your cigarettes on the floor.
- [Car Joke Pictures – How Did She Do THAT?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_car_ship.htm): Joke car pictures. will and Guy's humour. Woman parks car on ship. Then women wishes for something that she may not want.
- [Funny Perks of Being Over Sixty](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_over60.htm): Will and Guy's humour. Funny perks of being over 60. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- [Funny Keyboard Pictures – Press Any Key?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_press_key.htm): Guy and Will's funny keyboard pictures 'Press any key to continue...' I keep hitting the 'Escape' key - but I'm still here. Computer keyboard key strokes.
- [Computer Fight](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_fight.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, Computer fight. No parking - Get your own wireless network
- [Funny Penguin With Cymbals – Don’t Try This At Home!](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_penquin.htm): Will and Guy's funny pictures of a penguin and a polar bear. Grizzly story: Polar Bear eats 8 penguins.
- [Funny Mental Health Jokes and Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_mental_health.htm): Funny mental health jokes and pictures. One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your 3 closest friends... if they seem okay, then your're The One.
- [Funny Courtroom Exchanges](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_court2.htm): Funny courtroom exchanges and transcripts. True stories from courtroom exchanges. Bogus policeman
- [Funny Turkey Pictures, Cartoons and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_turkey.htm): Funny turkey pictures and cartoons. Joke: What does a 6 legged turkey taste like? Amusing turkey stories
- [Funny Test for Football Players](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_football.htm): Funny test for football players. Here are Questions from the Football College Entrance Exam
- [Inspirational Text for Today](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_inspirational_today.htm): Inspirational Text. Story for today. There were times when I wondered if I would make it to today; but I did!
- [Funny Smoking Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_cigar.htm): Smoking stories. Strange but true story about a man and his cigar? Smoker who tried to jump out of a plane
- [Pictures That Interest Will and Guy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture.htm): Free pictures of interesting events. Will and Guy's, Funny photos
- [Funny Dog Fox Picture](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_fox_dog.htm): Will and Guy's funny dog fox picture. How does that fox manage to run with a pack of hounds? See more interesting fox facts.
- [Funny Travel Agent Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_travel_agent.htm): Funny travel agent jokes. I got a call from a woman asking, 'Can you see England from Canada?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'But they look so close on the map.'
- [Most Amazing Facts – So you think you know everything?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_strange_facts.htm): Most amazing facts. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. Amazing facts to amuse your friends?
- [Snippets](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_snippets5.htm): 'Mr Edwards, I have reviewed your petition carefully, 'the divorce Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife £600 a week, ''That's fair, your honour, 'the husband said, 'I'll try to send her a few quid myself.'
- [Funny Shop Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_snippets2.htm): Will and Guy's humour. Funny yet clean one-liners and funny shop signs for example: Bargain basement upstairs!
- [Word Jokes – Selection of Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_snippets1.htm): Selection of word jokes to amuse your friends? Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong: LADIES HAVE FITS UPSTAIRS.
- [Funny Politician Jokes and One-liners](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_politics.htm): Clean yet funny political jokes. When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.' See more Funny Political Jokes
- [A Look to the Moon](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_moon.htm): Humour, Clean yet funny story about an Irish drunk and the moon. Amuse your friends?
- [Funny Story About A Mobile Phone](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_mobile_phone.htm): Mobile phone Jokes. On Monday Betty goes shopping in the local supermarket. Her phone rings and it's her husband, 'Hi ya, Betty, 'he says, 'how do you like your new phone?'
- [Funny Lawyer Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_lawyers.htm): Funny lawyer jokes. Will and Guy's selection of jokes about lawyers, juries and verdicts. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
- [Funny Army Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_general.htm): Funny army stories. An airforce cargo plane was preparing for departure from Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank....
- [Funny Stories from the Church Times and Pews News](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_church_times.htm): Will and Guy's humour. Funny stories from the Church Times and Pews News
- [Only in Britain – British Logic](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_britain.htm): Will and Guy's humour, Funny one-liners. British logic. Only in Britain...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
- [Doctor’s Funny Advice on Drinking](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_drinking_philosophy.htm): Will and Guy's Humour. Funny picture of a huge glass. Doctor's advice on drinking: 'Drink one glass a day', but see the picture!
- [A Funny Thought for the Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_thought_day.htm): Will and Guy's funny thought for the day. Tip to stay young: Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
- [Funny Newspaper Ads](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_small_ads.htm): Funny newspaper ads. Amusing headlines collected from the classified columns. At yesterday's Columbus Day fair, a woman was bitten by a dog in the entertainment area. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. – Must be willing to travel.
- [Funny Notices in Hotels](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_holiday_notices.htm): Will and Guy's humour, funny notices in hotels. Specialist in women and other diseases. To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.
- [Try a Simple Reading Test](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_reading.htm): Reading test. humour, funny, zany or just mad. Count the 'F's' in the following text:
- [More Lateral Thinking Tests](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_lateral_thinking0.htm): Lateral Thinking I would like to begin by giving these lateral thinking tests context. In the days before television we often had family gatherings where…
- [Dementia Jokes and Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_dementia_humor_funny.htm): Dementia Jokes and Humour. Try this Dementia test - quickly. Amuse your friends with this zany test
- [Funny Irish Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_irish.htm): 7 clean yet funny Irish stories. Priests, dogs horses and of course Irish bars feature in these humorous stories.
- [Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_thanksgiving.htm): Funny Thanksgiving jokes and funny stories. It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door....
- [Funny Jokes – Selection of Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_snippets3.htm): Humour, funny story. Variety of jokes to amuse your friends, Aussie, Toilet, Marxs.
- [Maturity – Useful Advice](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_maturity.htm): Maturity - Useful Advice. For example, I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
- [Jokes Which Look on the Brighter Side of Life](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_brighter_side.htm): The brighter side of life, free clean jokes for those who take life too seriously.
- [Funny Bank Robberies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_bank.htm): A robber broke into the bank, and pointed his guns at the cashier said, 'Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!' More stories of funny bank robberies ....
- [Computer Security for Internet Explorer](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_security.htm): Funny Computer security settings for Internet Explorer 8.0
- [Computer Jokes – Funny Busted Machine Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_idiot.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, Jokes funny stories about computers screens. Malcolm's Tech Support call
- [Computer Gender – Le or La Computer?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_gender.htm): Guy and Will's Humour, Computer Jokes about computer gender. Male or female? Le computer or La computer?
- [Funny Christmas Reindeer Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_reindeer.htm): Funny Christmas reindeer pictures, stories and jokes. What are the names of Santa's reindeer? Apart from Rudolph, they are: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. Who is the 10th reindeer?
- [Silly Christmas Warnings](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_warning.htm): Silly Christmas warnings, and funny Christmas facts. If you think last Christmas was bad, it could have been worse: Three people die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
- [Crazy Video Clip of Chinese Restaurant](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_crazy_restaurant.htm): Crazy video clip - This crazy video clip has a story to go with the free download.
- [Short Story – Silly Bob](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_silly_bob.htm): Short stories to tell your friends. Silly Bob It became necessary for Nadine to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits Case of Mistaken identity
- [Funny Toilet Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_toilet.htm): Will and Guy's collection of funny pictures of toilet humour. Visitors to Longforth Road public toilets might be interested to know they are now being powered by wind.
- [Plane Optical Illusion](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_plane_illusion.htm): Picture of plane near misses. Are they fake, real or optical illusions?, Two planes get very close. Also formation flying.
- [Amusing Pictures on Record Albums](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_album.htm): Amusing pictures on the sleeves of record albums. These are pictures of Wills favourite covers from his collection of record labels.
- [Witticisms from the Hard School of Knocks](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_witticisms.htm): Witticisms about every day life. I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.
- [Halloween Animations – Spell of Witches](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_animations.htm): Funny halloween animations. The date is the last day of October. The sun set 5 hours ago, Halloween approaches. Imagine you are walking past a church yard. You suspect that the graves are haunted
- [New Uses for the Computer Mouse](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_mouse.htm): New uses for the computer mouse. Jokes, stories and funny pictures of mice
- [I Say, I Say Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_i_say.htm): Funny I say, I say jokes. My wife's had an accident on a volcano - Krakatoa? No. She broke her leg.
- [Funny Chili Taster Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_chili.htm): Funny chili taster story. An East Coast boy visits Texas. Quote from his report: 'I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? Crazy rednecks!'
- [Funny Fishy Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_fishy.htm): Funny fishy stories. Why do you want me to throw them at you?' Asked the salesman? So that I am able to tell my wife, in all honesty, that I caught them.' said Alex.
- [Funny Aircraft, Aircrew and Passenger Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_aircrew.htm): Humour, funny stories from aircrew. Jokes about aircraft and planes to amuse your friends?
- [Short Stories for After Dinner Speeches](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_after_dinner.htm): Funny, short after dinner stories. An old man lived alone in Armagh. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
- [Poor Cats – With a Happy Ending](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cat_tequila.htm): Pictures of a cat with lime and tequila. Poor Cat will it have a happy ending? or...
- [Yea Though I Walk Through the Shadow of Death](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_cat_dogs.htm): Will and Guy's funny picture. Cat with dogs. Yea though I walk through the shadow of death
- [Funny Picture of Car Crash](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_car_humor_funny.htm): Will and Guy's funny picture of car crash. Nudist Colony cures speeding. Black humour of a car crash.
- [Funny Resumes and One liners from Job Applications](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_resume.htm): Will and Guy's funny resumes and one liners from job applications. I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year
- [Funny Doctor Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_doctor.htm): Funny doctor jokes. When the patient fainted, her eyes rolled around the room. See more clean, free yet funny one-liners and stories from doctors'notes.
- [A Selection of Funny Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_short.htm): Funny short story. 'How big is your spread?', asked the American. 'Well it's about 20 acres he said'....
- [Funny Traffic Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_road_signs.htm): Will and Guy have pictures of funny traffic signs. Have you ever seen Diesel Fried Chicken? Also have you been confused by one-way street signs?
- [New Craze – Prints on Skirts to Look Like Knickers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_pants.htm): Pictures of new craze - see through pants painted on skirts
- [Funny Olympic Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_olympics.htm): Funny pictures of Olympics - Humour of the alternative Olymics. See the spiced up long jump. Download free pictures
- [Animal Finger Painting Ideas Great PowerPoint Slide Show](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_ppt_finger.htm): Animal finger painting ideas, for example, zebra, eagle. Free PowerPoint Slide showing hands disguised as animals.
- [Funny Teacher Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_teacher.htm): Funny Teacher stories. Out of the mouths of babes. Here is the scene: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Church elementary school for lunch.
- [Funny Supermarket Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_supermarket_teacher.htm): Funny Supermarket Stories. Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde..
- [Funny True Story of the Gassed Budgie](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_budgie.htm): Funny true story about a gassed budgie who dies in a north sea gas convertion. How not to fit a new gas appliance.
- [Sports Nicknames](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/sports/sports_sports_nicknames.htm): Humour funny sports nicknames. William Perry = The refrigerator (bulk and fridge emptying appetite)
- [Funny Thanksgiving Turkeys](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_thanksgiving.htm): Funny pictures of turkeys at thanksgiving. Will had to explain to me that the man was blind and that's why the turkeys were tricking him by saying 'Mooo'.
- [Pictures – Some Marriage Bureau?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_marriage_bureau.htm): Will and Guy's funny picture of of marriage bureau. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous. See the international marriage symbol
- [Funny Hospital Pictures and Stories Guard Dog Operating](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_guard_dog.htm): Will and Guy's funny hospital pictures and stories. Beware: Guard dog operating (not on me I hope). Also check out our Burns Unit...
- [Zany Thought Provoking Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_evocative.htm): Will and Guy's thought provoking pictures. Animals constantly fascinate us. Perhaps we are all guilty of projecting our feelings on to our pets.
- [Funny Notices on a Dublin Bus](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_dublin_bus.htm): Funny notices on a Dublin bus notices. The Irish always have a whimsical way with words as these pictures demonstrate. Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing.
- [Funny Dog Signs](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_dog_sign.htm): Funny dog signs. Dog stories: The head of year had a new charity. In assembly he announced: we are going to have a collection for blind dogs for the guides.
- [Welsh Humour](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_welsh.htm): Welsh Humour. Clean jokes and funny stories about hollywood films to be made in Wales. Also Welsh comedians and the distinctive Cymru idiom, for example, Cardi jokes.
- [Schoolboy Howlers](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_school_howlers.htm): Will and Guy's collection of schoolboy howlers. History, science and religious studies jokes. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines Funny, clean and free jokes.
- [Funny Newspaper Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_newspapers.htm): Funny newspaper stories. 'Will the person who took the cake from the Commissioner's Office return it. It is needed as evidence in a poisoning case.' See more strange but true examples of Will and Guy's Humour
- [Funny Newspaper Headlines](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_newspaper_headlines.htm): Will and Guy's funny newspaper headlines. Eye drops off shelf. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge. Stop Press: Drunken Drivers Paid £1000. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.
- [Unexpected Knowledge Gained From the Movies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_movies.htm): Will and Guy's Humour, Unexpected knowledge from watching movies. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
- [Funny Quotes from Employee Evaluations](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_evaluations.htm): Funny quotes from employee evaluations. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
- [Funny Bible Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_bible.htm): Funny bible jokes. Amusing answers given in a Bible knowledge test. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.
- [Halloween Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/index.htm): Funny, but clean halloween jokes and funny pictures. What do ghosts serve for desert?.... Ice scream.
- [Pictures of Halloween Pumpkin Babies](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/halloween/halloween_pumpkin_baby.htm): Pictures of Halloween pumpkin babies. Carve a new smiling face and puts a light inside of you to shine for all the world to see. Will and Guy's savoury pumpkin pie recipe. Baby Cat pumpkins
- [Spike Milligan Jokes and Quotes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/comedian_spike_milligan.htm): Quotes and jokes from Spike Milligan. Comic genius, writer TV and radio star. From the goons to Q
- [Toys for the Girls – PowerPoint Humor](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/videos/video_women.htm): PowerPoint Humor - Toys for the girls. It's great to find pictures that both gender's can laugh at.
- [Funny Tests](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/index.htm): Funny Tests to amuse you and your friends. Fun challenges for every occasion.
- [Funny Beer Pictures and Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_beer.htm): Funny Beer Pictures. 'We are just passing the biggest pub in Dublin', said the driver. 'Why?', a voice piped up from the back of the bus. See our booze jokes and pics.
- [Teachers Jokes – Funny School Excuses](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_school.htm): Teachers jokes and funny school excuses. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
- [How to Translate Academic Jargon](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_academic.htm): How to translate academic jargon. IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN' ...I didn't look up the original reference
- [Tommy Cooper Jokes – Cooperisms](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/comedians/comedian_tommy_cooper.htm): Tommy Cooper Jokes and 'Cooperisms'. Free clean and funny one-liners and practical jokes from the great man: Tommy Cooper
- [Origin of Foods – Test](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/tests/test_food_origin.htm): Origin of foods Test: There are myths that have grown up concerning the origin of foods. Where were the following foods invented?
- [Short Stories and After Dinner Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/index.htm): Will and Guy's stories of funny events, after dinner jokes that tickle our sense of humour. Some stories are true while others are urban myths.
- [The Christmas Story Animation](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/christmas_animation.htm): The Christmas story animation nativity - What Christmas is about
- [Uncle Jack’s New Suit – Funny True Story](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/stories/story_uncle_jack.htm): Will and Guy's funny true story about Uncle Jack's suit. He vaguely remembered the tailor boasting that once he had a side-line in supplying clothes to the local asylum.
- [Funny Pictures that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/index.htm): Free funny pictures. Images that made Will and Guy laugh. Cars, animals an amusing collection of photos, also free downloads of videos.
- [Milkman Jokes – Real Notes Sent to Milkmen](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_milkman.htm): Clean, yet funny milkman jokes. Dear milkman I've just had a baby, please leave another one. See what other notes are left in milk bottles.
- [Why did the Windows Chicken Cross the Road?](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/jokes_computing.htm): Humour, funny stories about Why did the Chicken Cross the Road. Sorry meant why did the computer cross the road.?
- [Jokes that Make Will and Guy Laugh](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/jokes/index.htm): Will and Guy's free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. 'A day without laugher is a day wasted'. – Charlie Chaplin.
- [Funny Computer Relationships](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_relationship.htm): Funny computer relationships. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say 'LOL, LOL'
- [Differences Between Male and Female Brains](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_male_female_brain.htm): Funny differences between men and women. Joke pictures of the diffences between male and female brains. Gender rankings for the 7 deadly sins.
- [Make-up Mouse for the Well-groomed Secretary](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/pictures/picture_makeup.htm): Funny picture of make-up in a mouse? Here is the latest mouse, designed for the well groomed secretary.
- [10 Laws of Computing](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/computers/computer_10laws.htm): 10 Laws of Computing. If you have reached the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
- [Will and Guy’s Humour – Clean Jokes, Short Stories and Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/index.htm): Will and Guy's jokes. Free, clean yet funny pictures. Humorous yet clean one liners. Free video downloads. Interesting stories and urban myths.
- [Zany Ideas for Soccer](https://www.funny-jokes.com/euro2004/zany_soccer_goalkeeper.htm): About Us When I played in goal fear was never far away; fear of making a silly error. It is a shame that more games are decided on a mistake, than a…
- [Athens 2004 Olympic Games](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/athens_olympics_2004.htm): Athens 2004 Olympics August 2004, home to a brilliant games. Athens 2004 marked the first time since the 1996 Summer Olympics that all countries with a National Olympic Committee were in attendance.
- [European Championship History 1960-2004 and Euro 2004 Guide](https://www.funny-jokes.com/euro2004/index.htm): Euro2004 football. International Soccer Competition in Portugal. Try our Quiz

## Pages
- [Home](https://www.funny-jokes.com/): Funny Jokes began life in 2004 as Will and Guy's humour site, guy-sports.com. Over the years Guy Thomas and Will collected clean jokes, funny pictures, strange-but-true news stories, special days and traditions from around the world – always with the rule that nothing should offend. Today the whole collection lives here, sorted into easy-to-browse categories.
- [Contact](https://www.funny-jokes.com/contact.htm): We love hearing from readers. Send us your favourite clean jokes, funny stories or pictures, let us know about a broken link or a mistake, or just tell us which page made you laugh.
- [About Will and Guy](https://www.funny-jokes.com/about-us.htm): Funny Jokes is written and run by two friends and former teaching colleagues, Will Baker and Guy Thomas. The site began life as guy-sports.com and now lives at funny-jokes.com, where the whole original archive of clean jokes, funny stories and pictures has been restored.
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## Categories
- [Animal Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/animal-jokes): Animal jokes and funny animal pictures – cats, dogs, penguins, sheep and other creatures behaving badly.
- [April Fools' Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/april-fools-day): The best April Fools' Day pranks, famous hoaxes from the BBC spaghetti harvest to the colour TV trick, plus funny April 1st pictures.
- [Australian Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/international-jokes/australian-jokes): Australian jokes and funny Aussie stories, from the outback to Qantas pilots.
- [Christmas](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/christmas): Clean Christmas jokes, funny Santa letters, snowman pictures, cracker jokes and festive stories for the whole family.
- [Computer & Tech Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/computer-tech-jokes): Computer jokes, tech support calls, funny error messages and the laws of computing.
- [Cricket & Other Sports](https://www.funny-jokes.com/sports-jokes/cricket-other-sports): Cricket stories, Tour de France jokes, Colemanballs and humour from other sports.
- [Crime & Police Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-stories/crime-police-stories): Funny crime stories – bungling burglars, police humour and criminals who really should have known better.
- [Easter](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/easter): Easter jokes, funny Easter bunny stories and pictures of the coolest Easter eggs.
- [English Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/international-jokes/english-jokes): English jokes and humour, including classic Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman jokes.
- [Food & Drink Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/food-drink-jokes): Food and drink jokes – funny pub names, beer trivia, bartender stories and kitchen capers.
- [Football](https://www.funny-jokes.com/sports-jokes/football): Football jokes, funny football stories and pictures, stupid players, crazy bets and World Cup humour.
- [Funny Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes): Clean, family-friendly jokes for every occasion – one-liners, funny lists, signs, quotes and pictures collected by Will and Guy since 2004.
- [Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/funny-pictures): Funny pictures, photos and cartoons – animals, signs, cars, snowmen and visual gags that need no punchline.
- [Funny Signs & Notices](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/funny-signs-notices): Funny signs, warning labels and notices – including the best lost-in-translation signs.
- [Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-stories): Funny short stories, shaggy-dog tales, inspirational stories and strange-but-true news, all clean and easy to share.
- [Golf](https://www.funny-jokes.com/sports-jokes/golf): Golf jokes, funny golf stories and pictures for golfers and their long-suffering partners.
- [Halloween](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/halloween): Halloween jokes, pumpkin one-liners, short spooky stories for kids and funny Halloween pictures – spooky but never scary.
- [Hoaxes & Urban Myths](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/hoaxes-urban-myths): Famous hoaxes, April Fools' pranks and urban myths – Kilroy was here and more.
- [Holiday Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes): Holiday jokes and funny stories for Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day and special days around the world.
- [Inspirational Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-stories/inspirational-stories): Inspirational stories with a moral – red marbles, the cracked pot, acts of kindness and thoughts for the day.
- [International Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/international-jokes): Jokes and humour from around the world – Irish, English, Scottish and Australian jokes, plus funny international stories.
- [Irish Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/international-jokes/irish-jokes): Irish jokes, funny Irish phrases and blessings, and clean Irish stories.
- [Medical Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/medical-jokes): Medical jokes, dentist jokes and funny doctors' advice.
- [Men & Women Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/men-women-jokes): Jokes about men and women, marriage, gender differences and wedding speeches.
- [Mother's & Father's Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/mothers-fathers-day): Funny Mother's Day and Father's Day jokes, Mothering Sunday stories and dates - clean humour to share with Mum and Dad.
- [New Year](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/new-year): New Year jokes, funny resolutions and New Year traditions from Wales to China.
- [Olympics](https://www.funny-jokes.com/sports-jokes/olympics): Olympic Games history, scandals, trivia and funny Olympic pictures from 1896 to today.
- [Political Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/political-jokes): Political jokes, Bushisms and funny one-liners about politicians.
- [Quotes & Comedians](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/quotes-comedians): Funny quotes and one-liners from comedians such as Tommy Cooper, Groucho Marx and Oscar Wilde.
- [Religious Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/religious-jokes): Clean religious jokes, Christian humour, church signs and amusing Bible stories for children.
- [School Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/school-jokes): Clean school jokes, funny teacher stories and classroom excuses for kids, parents and teachers.
- [Scottish Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/international-jokes/scottish-jokes): Scottish jokes, Burns Night humour and funny tales from north of the border.
- [Short Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-stories/short-stories): Short funny stories and yarns – quick reads with a twist, perfect for sharing.
- [Special Days & Traditions](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/special-days-traditions): Special days and traditions from around the world – Lammas, Burns Night, Up Helly Aa, Labor Day, Mother's Day and more – with jokes for each.
- [Sports Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/sports-jokes): Sports jokes and funny stories – football, golf, cricket, cycling and the Olympics, including bloopers and crazy bets.
- [St Patrick's Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/st-patricks-day): St Patrick's Day jokes, Irish one-liners and funny pictures to celebrate March 17th.
- [Strange But True](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-stories/strange-but-true): Strange but true stories – real news reports that are funnier than fiction.
- [Teacher & School Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/school-jokes/teacher-school-jokes): Teacher jokes, funny school excuses and stories from the classroom.
- [Thanksgiving](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/thanksgiving): Thanksgiving jokes, funny turkey pictures and Thanksgiving stories and poems.
- [Travel & Transport](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/travel-transport): Travel jokes – planes and pilots, trains, buses, cars, sat navs and holiday notices.
- [Trivia & Facts](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/trivia-facts): Funny trivia and amazing facts – historical truths, coincidences and things you never knew.
- [Valentine's Day](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes/valentines-day): Valentine's Day jokes, love quotes, card verses and funny romantic one-liners.
- [Videos & Slideshows](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/videos-slideshows): Funny videos and PowerPoint slideshows – pictures, animals and amazing places.
- [Word Play & Names](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/word-play-names): Word play, puns, anagrams, oxymorons, paraprosdokians and unfortunate but funny names.
- [Work, Money & Retirement](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/work-money-retirement): Jokes about work, money, government and retirement – including farewell speeches and credit crunch humour.

## Main sections - [Funny Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes): clean jokes by topic - animals, word play, computers, food and drink, work and money, medical, religious, men and women - [Funny Stories](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-stories): short stories, strange but true stories, inspirational stories, crime and police stories - [Holiday Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/holiday-jokes): Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, St Patrick's Day, New Year and special days - [International Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/international-jokes): Irish, English, Scottish and Australian jokes - [Sports Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/sports-jokes): football, golf, cricket and Olympics humour and history - [School Jokes](https://www.funny-jokes.com/school-jokes): teacher and school jokes - [Funny Pictures](https://www.funny-jokes.com/funny-jokes/funny-pictures): captioned funny photos and cartoons ## Notable guides - [Olympic Games History 1896-2012](https://www.funny-jokes.com/olympics/index.htm) - [European Championship History 1960-2004 and Euro 2004 Guide](https://www.funny-jokes.com/euro2004/index.htm) - [Chinese New Year - Traditions, Foods and the Chinese Zodiac](https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/christmas/chinese_new_year.htm) ## Citation All content is written and curated by Will and Guy (author: Guy Thomas). Please cite funny-jokes.com and link to the specific page when quoting a joke or story.