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# The Mary Sue

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* [‘This is dog food that they’re serving’: Woman buys $20 burger patties from Walmart. Then she opens the package](https://www.themarysue.com/walmart-20-dollar-burger-patties.md)
* [Someone online asked and now we've got a really bad take on this year's best horror movie](https://www.themarysue.com/someone-online-asked-and-now-weve-got-a-really-bad-take-on-this-years-best-horror-movie.md)
* [Michael Patrick Thornton breaks down Samuel Beckett and working with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter: "What kind of sadist would make your mother memorize Lucky's monologue?" [EXCLUSIVE]](https://www.themarysue.com/michael-patrick-thornton-breaks-down-samuel-beckett-and-working-with-keanu-reeves-and-alex-winter-what-kind-of-sadist-would-make-your-mother-memorize-luckys-monologue-exclusive.md)
* [‘They don’t ever face any consequences’: Texas high school teacher buys magic wands with own money for students. Then she issues dire warning over Gen Alpha](https://www.themarysue.com/teacher-magic-wands-student-behavior.md)
* [McKenna Grace gushes over 'Regretting You' co-star, Mason Thames: "There was nobody I would've rather done it with" [EXCLUSIVE]](https://www.themarysue.com/mason-thames-mckenna-grace-regretting-you-interview.md)
* [Tessa Thompson on playing on of theatre's most iconic leading ladies: "It was such a gift and an honor" [EXCLUSIVE]](https://www.themarysue.com/tessa-thompson-nia-dacosta-hedda-interview-exclusive.md)
* [‘I gotta stop eating in the dark’: Woman opens brand-new package of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Then she spots something scary](https://www.themarysue.com/reeses-peanut-butter-worm.md)
* [DC's Absolute Universe just redeemed a notorious comic costume](https://www.themarysue.com/absolute-zatanna-absolute-wonder-woman-16-spoilers.md)
* [DC just announced the perfect Supergirl comic before her movie next summer](https://www.themarysue.com/dc-solicits-january-2026-supergirl-next-door-movie-milly-alcock.md)
* [‘Taking credit for cows existing’: Trump says ranchers are happy after he ‘saved’ beef, admits he is very proud](https://www.themarysue.com/taking-credit-for-cows-existing-trump-says-ranchers-are-happy-after-he-saved-beef-admits-he-is-very-proud.md)
* [‘We’ll make sure you’re in prison’: People have strong words for Trump after he seemingly admitted to wanting to rig the next election](https://www.themarysue.com/well-make-sure-youre-in-prison-people-have-strong-words-for-trump-after-he-seemingly-admitted-to-wanting-to-rig-the-next-election.md)
* [We need this long-awaited horror sequel now more than ever](https://www.themarysue.com/jennifers-body-sequel-karyn-kusama-megan-fox.md)
* [‘I just had to check’: Why are women holding Always, U by Kotex, and Equate pads to the light? And should you be concerned?](https://www.themarysue.com/always-pads-holding-up-to-light.md)
* [Binge watching 'Nobody Wants This'? Same. But what about a season 3?](https://www.themarysue.com/how-many-seasons-of-nobody-wants-this-netflix.md)
* [‘Trump has a long history of allegations’: People ask to release the Epstein files as video of woman accusing Donald Trump of abuse emerges](https://www.themarysue.com/trump-has-a-long-history-of-allegations-people-ask-to-release-the-epstein-files-as-video-of-woman-accusing-donald-trump-of-abuse-emerges.md)
* [‘These ARE going on his Hinge btw’: Woman spends $3,000 on wedding photographer. Then she sees the photos she gets back](https://www.themarysue.com/wedding-photographer-3000-dollars.md)
* [‘People are so shady’: Colorado Texas Roadhouse server catches table trying to take her $18 tip from another table. Then she confronts them](https://www.themarysue.com/texas-roadhouse-tip-stolen.md)
* ['Get a grip man’: Mike Johnson claims Rep. Grijalva is making TikTok videos instead of working, forgets that he hasn’t sworn her in yet](https://www.themarysue.com/get-a-grip-man-mike-johnson-claims-rep-grijalva-is-making-tiktok-videos-instead-of-working-forgets-that-he-hasnt-sworn-her-in-yet.md)
* [We have modern movie stars! None of you know how to talk about them](https://www.themarysue.com/we-have-modern-movie-stars-none-of-you-know-how-to-talk-about-them.md)
* ['Make sure Prop 50 passes': Barack Obama isn’t staying quiet, calling for major changes](https://www.themarysue.com/make-sure-prop-50-passes-barack-obama-isnt-staying-quiet-calling-for-major-changes.md)
* [‘He can make sure you don’t go and talk to nobody else’: New York woman’s date goes to bathroom. But he leaves his phone behind—and it’s recording her](https://www.themarysue.com/date-records-woman.md)
* ['If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You' review: A bone-chilling exploration of a woman's desperation](https://www.themarysue.com/if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you-review-rose-byrne.md)
* [‘You knew before you got there’: Woman plans to eat solo at Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas. Then she says Gordon Ramsay ‘ruins’ her birthday dinner](https://www.themarysue.com/birthday-dinner-las-vegas.md)
* [‘The Bird theory is real’: Utah woman shows boyfriend neat trick in Walmart aisle. His reaction made the internet come for him](https://www.themarysue.com/girlfriend-does-split-walmart.md)
* [This Glen Powell Hulu show is must-see television](https://www.themarysue.com/chad-powers-season-2-glen-powell-michael-waldron-hopes.md)
* [‘They voted for this to happen to others’: People are not convinced after federal workers express dissatisfaction over Trump, despite voting for him twice](https://www.themarysue.com/they-voted-for-this-to-happen-to-others-people-are-not-convinced-after-federal-workers-express-dissatisfaction-over-trump-despite-voting-for-him-twice.md)
* [‘It is about skin colour’: Man recounts the horrors of being rounded up by ICE agents based on his appearance](https://www.themarysue.com/it-is-about-skin-colour-man-recounts-the-horrors-of-being-rounded-up-by-ice-agents-based-on-his-appearance.md)
* [‘She may have to show them her papers’: People poke fun at JD Vance as he laughs off Jen Psaki’s comments about his wife, Usha](https://www.themarysue.com/she-may-have-to-show-them-her-papers-people-poke-fun-at-jd-vance-as-he-laughs-off-jen-psakis-comments-about-his-wife-usha.md)
* [KPOP Demon Hunters' latest collab might be the best one yet!](https://www.themarysue.com/kpop-demon-hunters-sesame-street-watch.md)
* [The truth behind Netflix's most chilling new show](https://www.themarysue.com/the-monster-of-florence-netflix.md)
* [Gen Z continues to miss the point of sex scenes in media](https://www.themarysue.com/gen-z-sex-scenes-media-survey-ucla.md)
* [‘Go get your check’: Shopper pops open Rao’s pasta sauce. Then they spot something moving inside](https://www.themarysue.com/raos-pasta-sauce-larva.md)
* [‘There are tell-tale signs’: Minnesota Wedding planner says this one thing a groom does predicts marriage will fail](https://www.themarysue.com/5-signs-marriage-will-fail.md)
* [‘I definitely won’t be back’: Texas mom orders daughter $27.98 heart cake from Walmart. Then she sees what she gets 2 weeks later](https://www.themarysue.com/walmart-heart-cake-gone-wrong.md)
* [Scalpers are ruining ballet's finest's last performance](https://www.themarysue.com/misty-copeland-final-performance-watch-tickets.md)
* [Travis Kelce is trying to invest in what now?](https://www.themarysue.com/travis-kelce-six-flags.md)
* [Things We Saw Today: I need Rian Johnson's next movie immediately](https://www.themarysue.com/things-we-saw-today-rian-johnson-new-movie-wicked-absolute-batman.md)
* ['More places should do this': Kansas City woman tells server she has gluten allergy. Then the server slams this down on the table](https://www.themarysue.com/restaurant-notice-gluten-allergy.md)
* [Let Guillermo del Toro adapt this classic, you cowards](https://www.themarysue.com/guillermo-del-toro-the-phantom-of-the-opera-remake-reboot-frankenstein.md)
* ['Regretting You' review: McKenna Grace is a relatable addition to the dead dad club in the Colleen Hoover adaptation](https://www.themarysue.com/regretting-you-review-colleen-hoover.md)
* ['Someone read him the CliffsNotes': Trump confuses democracy with dictatorship again, threatens Zohran Mamdani again](https://www.themarysue.com/someone-read-him-the-cliffsnotes-trump-confuses-democracy-with-dictatorship-again-threatens-zohran-mamdani-again.md)
* [‘They get paid per body’: Elderly man recounts the horrors of ICE encounter despite not being an ‘illegal alien’ as Trump claims](https://www.themarysue.com/they-get-paid-per-body-elderly-man-recounts-the-horrors-of-ice-encounter-despite-not-being-an-illegal-alien-as-trump-claims.md)
* ['Inherited the lying gene': Don Jr. insists there's 'no violence from the right' while ignoring every headline this year](https://www.themarysue.com/inherited-the-lying-gene-don-jr-insists-theres-no-violence-from-the-right-while-ignoring-every-headline-this-year.md)
* ['I was getting impatient': Louisiana woman goes on first date in New Orleans with Texas man. Then she almost loses her life](https://www.themarysue.com/first-date-new-orleans.md)
* [Oh look people are being weird about Sabrina Carpenter's 'SNL' performance](https://www.themarysue.com/oh-look-people-are-being-weird-about-sabrina-carpenters-snl-performance.md)
* [Donald Trump got ‘extremely angry’ after being called the 3rd-best president despite stopping '8 wars'](https://www.themarysue.com/donald-trump-got-extremely-angry-after-being-called-the-3rd-best-president-despite-stopping-8-wars.md)
* [Mike Johnson thinks the Trump sharing a video of him defecating on ‘No Kings’ protesters is ‘effective’](https://www.themarysue.com/mike-johnson-thinks-the-trump-sharing-a-video-of-him-defecating-on-no-kings-protesters-is-effective.md)
* ['Doesn't require kneeling': Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table](https://www.themarysue.com/doesnt-require-kneeling-donald-trump-left-rand-paul-out-of-his-rose-garden-luncheon-but-he-chose-a-better-table.md)
* [‘I look like a slutty church lady’: NYC woman goes to wedding. Then she hides after realizing her boyfriend didn’t tell her the dress code](https://www.themarysue.com/black-tie-wedding-outfit.md)
* [‘A man in a women’s field’: Woman says man approached her at Florida bar. Then he asks her a question that leaves her shocked and angry](https://www.themarysue.com/man-asks-woman-for-drink-bar.md)
* ['Sounds rigged': People express strong opinions after Trump says he does not ‘need any more votes’ for his ‘big beautiful bill’](https://www.themarysue.com/sounds-rigged-people-express-strong-opinions-after-trump-says-he-does-not-need-any-more-votes-for-his-big-beautiful-bill.md)
* [‘Sorta like…a king could’: Donald Trump says he can do whatever he wants, including changing DC mayor in a new setback for democracy](https://www.themarysue.com/sorta-likea-king-could-donald-trump-says-he-can-do-whatever-he-wants-including-changing-dc-mayor-in-a-new-setback-for-democracy.md)
* [‘Pedophiles and predators stick together’: Trump deliberates on pardoning Diddy, calls him ‘ half innocent’](https://www.themarysue.com/pedophiles-and-predators-stick-together-trump-deliberates-on-pardoning-diddy-calls-him-half-innocent.md)
* [‘I came for bulk snacks, not criminal charges’: Honolulu woman goes through Costco self-checkout. Then a receipt checker intervenes](https://www.themarysue.com/costco-receipt-self-checkout.md)
* [‘Your first mistake was going to a chain steakhouse restaurant’: Woman goes to California Texas Roadhouse. Then she cuts her steak–and is disgusted](https://www.themarysue.com/texas-roadhouse-takeout-mishap.md)
* [The hot new game for kids everywhere is 'Blooket'! So what is it?](https://www.themarysue.com/blooket-game-explained-quiz.md)
* [Fan theories on Sadie Sink’s Spider-Man: Brand New Day character have taken an interesting turn](https://www.themarysue.com/spider-man-brand-new-day-sadie-sink-rachel-cole-explained.md)
* [They have Eric Bogosian doing more promo for Daniel Molloy’s fictional book instead of this hit AMC series](https://www.themarysue.com/eric-bogosian-interview-with-the-vampire-book-promo.md)
* [‘Wait this is insane’: Ohio Mom buys a can of Arizona Iced Tea. Then she buys the same can—but it has a silver tab](https://www.themarysue.com/arizona-iced-tea-silver-tab.md)
* [Billie Lourd shares a beautiful and relatable message on Carrie Fisher's birthday: "She was a brilliant magical human and I want them to know that"](https://www.themarysue.com/billie-lourd-shares-a-beautiful-and-relatable-message-on-carrie-fishers-birthday-she-was-a-brilliant-magical-human-and-i-want-them-to-know-that.md)
* ['Time for your daytime nap': Trump forgets about the tariffs he imposed and blames Biden for the sufferings of American farmers](https://www.themarysue.com/time-for-your-daytime-nap-trump-forgets-about-the-tariffs-he-imposed-and-blames-biden-for-the-sufferings-of-american-farmers.md)
* [Donald Trump alleges some would like a dictator’s intervention and then says he isn’t one](https://www.themarysue.com/donald-trump-alleges-some-would-like-a-dictators-intervention-and-then-says-he-isnt-one.md)
* [Mike Johnson blames the left. This time, while answering questions related to Trump's pardoning of criminals](https://www.themarysue.com/mike-johnson-blames-the-left-this-time-while-answering-questions-related-to-trumps-pardoning-of-criminals.md)
* [MAGA queen Nancy Mace Claims ‘the left and Democrats’ don't love America and blames them for genocide](https://www.themarysue.com/maga-queen-nancy-mace-claims-the-left-and-democrats-dont-love-america-and-blames-them-for-genocide.md)
* ['Go back to Puerto Rico': MAGA woman hurls racist remarks at a couple for speaking Spanish at a Pizza Hut, gets herself thrown out instead](https://www.themarysue.com/go-back-to-puerto-rico-maga-woman-hurls-racist-remarks-at-a-couple-for-speaking-spanish-at-a-pizza-hut-gets-herself-thrown-out-instead.md)
* ['Girl, I'm gonna be so honest with you...I'm not paying': Seattle man tries to pay bar tab with Apple Pay. Then he turns to his girlfriend](https://www.themarysue.com/bar-tab-apple-pay.md)
* ['Another pardon coming': Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump has been arrested again for threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries](https://www.themarysue.com/another-pardon-coming-jan-6-rioter-pardoned-by-trump-has-been-arrested-again-for-threatening-to-kill-hakeem-jeffries.md)
* [‘I hope this is rage bait’: Tampa Bay hotel housekeeper praises customers who don’t use both beds. There’s just 1 problem](https://www.themarysue.com/hotel-housekeeper-beds.md)
* [Hot take: The government shouldn't be using 'Top Gun' memes](https://www.themarysue.com/hot-take-the-government-shouldnt-be-using-top-gun-memes.md)
* [Adam Driver just admitted to pitching the perfect movie to break the internet with](https://www.themarysue.com/star-wars-adam-driver-steven-soderbergh-hunt-for-ben-solo-movie-kylo-ren.md)
* [‘Establish dominance’: Los Angeles woman sits between 2 ‘manspreaders' on flight. Then she shares her ‘defensive position’ trick](https://www.themarysue.com/woman-manspreading-airplane-revenge.md)
* [Glen Powell's perfect MCU role just got a ringing endorsement](https://www.themarysue.com/glen-powell-nova-mcu-michael-waldron-avengers-doomsday.md)
* [‘They are NOTORIOUSLY bad’: Woman sends vintage Louis Vuitton bag to get repaired. She can’t believe what she gets back](https://www.themarysue.com/louis-vuitton-bag-repair.md)
* [‘He’s bragging about this?’: Everyone’s giving the side eye as RFK Jr. admits to hosting predators and pedophiles at his house](https://www.themarysue.com/hes-bragging-about-this-everyones-giving-the-side-eye-as-rfk-jr-admits-to-hosting-predators-and-pedophiles-at-his-house.md)
* [’34 convictions chaos king’: Trump threatens to use the ‘unquestioned power’ against his own people](https://www.themarysue.com/34-convictions-chaos-king-trump-threatens-to-use-the-unquestioned-power-against-his-own-people.md)
* ['I feel like it's justice served': Scam artist George Santos thanks Trump for a 'second chance'](https://www.themarysue.com/i-feel-like-its-justice-served-scam-artist-george-santos-thanks-trump-for-a-second-chance.md)
* [‘Largest protest in American history’: Americans gather in thousands as Trump shares video of him dumping mud on ‘No Kings’ protestors](https://www.themarysue.com/largest-protest-in-american-history-americans-gather-in-thousands-as-trump-shares-video-of-him-dumping-mud-on-no-kings-protestors.md)
* [‘That’s disgusting’: San Francisco woman buys dress from The RealReal. Then she takes a closer look](https://www.themarysue.com/the-realreal-dress-stained.md)
* ['Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere' review: A raw look at the creation of Bruce Springsteen's most vulnerable album](https://www.themarysue.com/springsteen-deliver-me-from-nowhere-review-jeremy-allen-white.md)
* [Stephen King gave Glen Powell his blessing for 'The Running Man' after watching his best role](https://www.themarysue.com/stephen-king-gave-glen-powell-his-blessing-for-the-running-man-after-watching-his-best-role.md)
* [The talk of the town is the Louvre robbery](https://www.themarysue.com/louvre-museum-robbery-explained-updates.md)
* ['I'm sifting everything from now on': California woman starts making Betty Crocker brownies. Then she sees something moving](https://www.themarysue.com/betty-crocker-brownies-maggots.md)
* [Richard Linklater's 'Blue Moon' is a beautiful exploration of art, love, and the Golden Age of Broadway](https://www.themarysue.com/richard-linklaters-blue-moon-is-a-beautiful-exploration-of-art-love-and-the-golden-age-of-broadway.md)
* ['There’s a reason': GOP rebel Thomas Massie sounds the alarm as billionaires plot to push him out of Congress](https://www.themarysue.com/republican-thomas-massie-billionaire-government-shutdown.md)
* [‘Demonstrations were very small’: says Donald Trump about one of the biggest protests in American history against his government](https://www.themarysue.com/demonstrations-were-very-small-says-donald-trump-about-one-of-the-biggest-protests-in-american-history-against-his-government.md)
* ['Call the flight attendant': Woman with service dog gets seated next to another service dog on plane. Then it does something unusual](https://www.themarysue.com/fake-service-dog-airplane.md)
* [10 Family Friendly Halloween Movies On Netflix](https://www.themarysue.com/10-family-friendly-halloween-movies-on-netflix.md)
* [‘That toe walk is terrifying’: New York woman walks to work. Then she sees a man following her](https://www.themarysue.com/man-follows-new-york-woman.md)
* ['Laughable': Trump plays dumb about ex-NSA's indictment when everyone knows he's been planning it with Pam Bondi](https://www.themarysue.com/laughable-trump-plays-dumb-about-ex-nsas-indictment-when-everyone-knows-hes-been-planning-it-with-pam-bondi.md)
* [‘The gangster is going to cause food riots’: People have strong opinions about Trump’s declaration of cutting Democrat programs](https://www.themarysue.com/the-gangster-is-going-to-cause-food-riots-people-have-strong-opinions-about-trumps-declaration-of-cutting-democrat-programs.md)
* [‘There’s been a lot of stuff going on with Always pads’: Woman finds something living in her Always pad. Now people are telling her to sue](https://www.themarysue.com/always-pads-bug.md)
* [‘He’s an alien’: Robert De Niro takes a brutal swipe at 'King Donald'](https://www.themarysue.com/hes-an-alien-robert-de-niro-takes-a-brutal-swipe-at-king-donald.md)
* [‘Stop with this fascist trope’: Pete Hegseth has everyone questioning as he confuses the Marine Corps](https://www.themarysue.com/stop-with-this-fascist-trope-pete-hegseth-has-everyone-questioning-as-he-confuses-the-marine-corps.md)
* ['After the Hunt' is a woman's 'Oleanna'](https://www.themarysue.com/after-the-hunt-is-a-womans-oleanna.md)
* [‘Watch 0:15 you’ll see it on the top bunk’: San Antonio woman looks at her baby monitor. Then she freaks out and calls her husband](https://www.themarysue.com/baby-monitor-shadow-paranormal.md)
* ['Always knew he was full of shit': Trump just dropped an AI video of him shit bombing America from a 'King Trump' jet](https://www.themarysue.com/always-knew-he-was-full-of-shit-trump-just-dropped-an-ai-video-of-him-shit-bombing-america-from-a-king-trump-jet.md)
* [‘This is why I always pay for my own meal’: Woman goes on date. Then the man takes her leftovers because he 'paid for them'](https://www.themarysue.com/man-takes-dates-leftovers.md)
* [‘I ain’t got nothing from you’: Man lashes out at Donald Trump as he accuses him of giving away billions to Argentina](https://www.themarysue.com/i-aint-got-nothing-from-you-man-lashes-out-at-donald-trump-as-he-accuses-him-of-giving-away-billions-to-argentina.md)
* ['A plot twist I didn’t see coming': NYC woman buys $500 gold Oura Ring. Then she says it landed her in the ER](https://www.themarysue.com/oura-ring-emergency-room.md)
* [‘Guardians of pedophiles’: Americans are ripping Republicans apart over a ‘we’re built different’ picture](https://www.themarysue.com/guardians-of-pedophiles-americans-are-ripping-republicans-apart-over-a-were-built-different-picture.md)