whatbrandonthinks.app

# What Brandon Thinks

> Privacy-conscious WhatsApp and iMessage chat analyzer that produces evidence-linked, confidence-labeled relationship reports.

## Core Entity

- Name: What Brandon Thinks
- Website: https://whatbrandonthinks.app
- Category: AI chat analyzer, conversation report, relationship communication analysis
- Primary audience: people reviewing their own WhatsApp or iMessage conversations
- Core use cases: communication-pattern review, reciprocity and effort analysis, tone-change review, turning-point identification, evidence-linked reflection
- Independence: What Brandon Thinks is an independent product and is not affiliated with WhatsApp, Meta, Apple, or iMessage

## Important Pages

- Home: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/
- WhatsApp Chat Analyzer: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/whatsapp-chat-analyzer
- iMessage Chat Analyzer: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/imessage-chat-analyzer
- Free Preview: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/free
- Sample Report: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/sample-report
- Pricing: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/pricing

## Analysis and Safety Resources

- Relationship Analysis: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/relationship
- Friends Analysis: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/friends
- Family Analysis: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/family
- Product Review and Limits: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/review
- Safety and Data Deletion: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/safety
- Privacy Policy: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/privacy

## Agent Resources

- OpenClaw Skill (raw): https://whatbrandonthinks.app/skills/what-brandon-thinks-chat-analyst/SKILL.md
- MCP source and setup: https://github.com/gpt-img-2/whatbrandonthinks-chat-mcp
- ClawHub Skill: https://clawhub.ai/gpt-img-2/skills/what-brandon-thinks-chat-analyst
- MCP tools: build_chat_analysis_brief, score_interaction_signals, audit_chat_claim, get_what_brandon_thinks_resources
- Tool boundary: deterministic and read-only; no transcript upload, provider calls, account access, report purchase, diagnosis, or private-intent claims.

## Responsible Interpretation

- Use only conversations the user is entitled to analyze.
- Minimize or anonymize personal data before sharing it with any tool.
- Separate observable message patterns from interpretation and alternative explanations.
- A transcript cannot prove private intent, diagnose a person, or reconstruct deleted messages, voice tone, body language, or offline events.

## Crawling

- Sitemap: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/sitemap.xml
- Robots: https://whatbrandonthinks.app/robots.txt
- Uploads, chats, reports, account pages, settings, dashboards, and API routes are private and are not intended for indexing.